According to People magazine, Denise Richards and Richie Sambora have allegedly hooked up. The two were spotted holding hands and chatting over the weekend in Los Angeles, eventually sitting down at a restaurant where they kissed each others’ hands and then lips.
In case you can’t keep the madness straight, Denise Richards left Charlie Sheen for Richie Sambora, and Heather Locklear left Richie Sambora for David Spade, essentially putting David Spade at the top of this crazy love pyramid. There’s probably a perfectly reasonable explanation for how these guys are getting these girls, but I don’t think my brain is capable of comprehending the language Satan uses in his contracts.
I don’t get it Denise Richards isn’t poor, and nobody remembers what badn Richie Sambora was even in….what’s the appeal of him for her?
looking at the pad of butter that is his left nipple makes me never want to see EITHER of their boobs.
I want to vomit on them both.
What happened to the forums? :(
Well, Lookatme, I guess you weren’t around to make sure everything was cool so it all pretty much went to shit. Don’t leave us again!
What happened to the forums? :(
You guys are being racist towards white people.
You guys are being racist towards white people.
I hope Charlie Sheen beats the living shit out of Denise Richards, Richie Sambora & Heather Locklear all at the same time. And then he fucks Sambora while quoting hilarious scenes from Navy Seals, “You got that missile? Well you might want to think about using it”.
@57, 58 – Fuck you, cracker. Take your miniscule genitalia and poor sense of rhythm elsewhere. This site is for black men with huga manacondas and the tiny Asian women that love them only.
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Above rule still applies despite typographical error.
Something smells rotten in the state of California. Oh, Denise and Richie washed up ashore…
hey Pride, You know, you have a point– wait no you don’t. I was using a little thing called sarcasm. It was inherent in the little quotation marks describing what he does socially as dates. Oh, have a “nice” day!
Richie is a good guitarist but Bon Jovi was just a pop rock NJ band that made it on good PR and some catchy hooks. Their reworked songs are actually more interesting. That is more interesting than listening to Bon Jovi speak on politics for what it’s worth.
So if the ole Ho, Heather Locklys moved on well then in our throw away society, Denise Richards is already overdue. I’m sure the bed sheets are cold having been changed since Charlie is gone.
These deep “relationships” are so inspiring. And if Richie is banging Denise now, how does that make them a couple to folks here?
Guys bang chicks all the time. So what.
edna do us a fav shut the fuck up!!!
u fucked up slag
Heather just wants to get at David Spade’s world-famous dildo collection. She’s heard he even has a life-sized Edna Bambrick vibratonator, complete with crucifix clit tickler.
I normally don’t comment but I HAVE to now…
#60 – oshkosh – LMAO…. priceless!
“There’s probably a perfectly reasonable explanation for how these guys are getting these girls”
$$$
Why did they change the picture? The other one was much more provacateuristic and erotical.
The really scary thing is that David Spade is at the top of this revolting mess. I mean he is particularly sleazy you know? Sambora is no “hottie” but David Spade makes him look great in comparison. Heather Loclear is a vacant horse face as well though. Hopefully she’s too old to have any horrifying offspring with him.
P.S. This new server sucks.
#69 The Superficial can only replace so many monitors, as part of their responsibility for initiating the pukefest that followed.
the new photo is Sambora post-assfucking with Charlie Sheen. Sheen totally kicked his ass in the sack and then Richie ran back to Denise so he could feel all manly by kicking her in the vag. She needed a good kick in the vag after giving birth to 2 kids.
Notice his arm in a sling?
Apparently Heather, David, Denise and Ritchie were arguing outside Mickey’s (David is part owner) in West Hollywood. Ritchie threatened Spade, Locklear stepped in to defend her new “Dildo Mentor” and blocked a blow from Sambora to Spade’s head with Spade’s AssBlaster19 Mega Dildo. Split Sambora’s ulna like a toothpick.
Spade was furious with Locklear, onlookers quoting him as screaming, “You thupid bitch! You could’ve wrecked the assblaster AND that would’ve been the closest thing to a blow job I’ll EVER get from Richie. I HATE YOU!!!”
Spade ran weeping back into Mickeys, comforting himself by shoving money into strippers’ g-strings…
Trotter, that’s interesting, because I heard his arm was broken inside Denise’s stranglehold of a vagina. But if you have notes, I’ll take your word for it.
God Damn It Denise is fine.
Oh Denise, didnt you just try to convince us a few days ago that you were a poor abused mom and wife who did everything she could to save her husband and her marriage to an out of control loser who couldnt control himself and may have killed someone? (wow all that in one breath!)Somehow, swapping spit with a has been swept up vermin aka your friends ex makes your story very hard to take seriously. Am I the only one reliving the pain of high school relationships?
WOO HOO EDNAS BACK
@74
I have notes! They’re right here on the back of my valet ticket… uh, they’re around here someplace…
Hey, Jacq! Where’d you put you put my fuckin’ notes?
2 Badhero: Aw Sh*t, my bad…
Funny thing happened when I called the FBI to report Edna. As soon as I said “Edna Bam…” the duty desk agent just sighed “Oh Christ, not again.” Then he cried for half an hour or so before asking if I knew anyplace in D.C. where you can get scotch by the gallon. So I said yeah, just call Senator Kennedy.
He also asked if you put a pistol in your mouth, is it better to aim up, or back.
I’m guessing the man gets more than a few Edna notes a day.
EDNA’S BACK! I missed her and her annoying reports…. who is she reporting it to? It’s too good to be real, it has to be a cool person underneith the idiot just making a joke… I hope.
Hi Edna;
If you were a corpse, I’d dig you up and fuck you. Tell me slobberlips, is that disturbing enough for you?
60, 47 AWESOME! Ritchie S. and Denise makes me want to hurl…and that is saying something indeed.
#77 Posted by prideofchucky on April 25, 2006 06:26 PM
2 Badhero: Aw Sh*t, my bad…
Cool-without sarcasm!
On second thought, I think that may have crosssed the line. I couldn’t do it. No way.
Yes. I would most definately prefer being slapped around by Charlie Sheen than be seen much less – date/screw Sambora.
#82 She’s still gonna report you.
#9 I read somewhere Charlie is dating online. He met some chick on millionaire match or some thing like that…
cut and paste from sites homepage…
“(If the site is slow, come back early morning or late night. The traffic may be very high at this moment due to the recent publicity about a Hollywood celebrity having found a match here. )”
84 Why, because even her corpse is to nauseating to hump? I knew a crazy little dancer once, or was that prancer or vixen..damn
Denise Richards and Richey Sambora, a vacant cardboard “actress” and a middle-aged talentless “guitarist.” I don’t blame Sambora, she’s as dumb as a rock, but hot, in an “I’d like to fold her up like a pretzel and cover her with mustard” kind of way.
Edna,
“I am reporting all disgusting posts.” Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck-a-doodle-doo, …
I meant “Gosh darn it.”
Last! ( Please God let it be so. )
Since when is it okay to boink your best friends’ soon to be ex-husband? It just kills me that not only does Hollywood not give a crap about friendship and marriage, it’s so incestuous! If I had that killer body of Denise, I’d have my pick of whomever I wanted…and it sure in the hell wouldn’t be my best friend’s sloppy & nasty husband! Oh no…I’d visit colleges all over the country and do body shots with only the hunky ones that’ll buy my drinks all night long!…wait a minute…I do that already!
Is it just me or does Sambuca look like Rod Stewart with dark hair?
I think it’s cute when people who look like products of inbreeding stick together.
it’s called fame and fortune. ya notice i didn’t say appearance..something they don’t have.
As appealing as the hollyweird set looks physically on the outside, they are just as rotten to the core on the inside… heather helped Dopy-Denise a lot when she was having problems with
Es verdad que Heather dejo antes a Richie pero aun asi el zorr