Denise Richards and Richie Sambora get it on

denise-sambora-hookup.jpgAccording to People magazine, Denise Richards and Richie Sambora have allegedly hooked up. The two were spotted holding hands and chatting over the weekend in Los Angeles, eventually sitting down at a restaurant where they kissed each others’ hands and then lips.

In case you can’t keep the madness straight, Denise Richards left Charlie Sheen for Richie Sambora, and Heather Locklear left Richie Sambora for David Spade, essentially putting David Spade at the top of this crazy love pyramid. There’s probably a perfectly reasonable explanation for how these guys are getting these girls, but I don’t think my brain is capable of comprehending the language Satan uses in his contracts.