Denise Richards and Pamela Anderson are being sued for the incident last November where Denise Richards assaulted the paparazzi. According to the lawsuit she became enraged when she saw two photographers taking her pictures, called them “paparazzi scum” and other names, assaulted them, then grabbed their laptops and threw them over the balcony.
Afterward, they said, Richards and Anderson “made repeated false and defamatory statements to law enforcement and various media outlets which were deliberately calculated to embarrass, humiliate and ridicule plaintiffs.”
I’m not siding with the paparazzi, but Denise Richards is kind of a maniac. Only poorly written movie characters and insane people throw laptops over balconies. This is the kind of chick who throws scalding hot coffee in her waitress’s face because her eggs are overcooked. Then while everybody’s staring at her with their mouths open she takes a bite of her pancakes and goes, “Mmm, these are great!”
biatcho | March 26, 2007 at 7:58 am
omg FRIST!
schack | March 26, 2007 at 8:01 am
coochie coo
schack | March 26, 2007 at 8:02 am
she has voluminous hair. without it, she would be nobody.
HerpesHilton | March 26, 2007 at 8:03 am
These people are pussies for God’s sake. Being terrorized by Denise and Pam…grow some stones!
schack | March 26, 2007 at 8:05 am
fishdood forgot to mention that the laptop hit an old woman who, thankfully, was not injured.
but he’s right about one thing- she’s a charicature of her own characters.
Nsomniac | March 26, 2007 at 8:14 am
I’d wear penny loafers and some khaki pants if she let me give her a pot shot in the eye. — Undercover brother out.
Kim | March 26, 2007 at 8:17 am
I guess if I have to be critical…She has ugly elbows.
Lowlands | March 26, 2007 at 8:24 am
Luckily she’s hiding those ugly elbows on the backside otherwise the audience would run away…
Fifth Stooge | March 26, 2007 at 8:30 am
Denise would make a great sixth Stooge.
NotANiceGirl | March 26, 2007 at 8:30 am
She looks like Peter Gallagher, with those eyebrows and lips.
Binky | March 26, 2007 at 8:31 am
Looks like Sheen got her implants in the divorce settlement.
SxyPaula | March 26, 2007 at 8:38 am
Is she being sued for being ugly? lol
ihateubiotch | March 26, 2007 at 8:41 am
her and pam are both trash
eat dirt bitches!!!
bungoone | March 26, 2007 at 8:44 am
i never realized how ugly she is close up.
and didn’t they hit some old lady in a wheelchair too? for that alone they should be sued. other than drunk college kids, who would think throwing a computer off of a balcony is a good idea? dumbasses.
Alllegiononflegit | March 26, 2007 at 8:53 am
they should both be sued for looking like pre-op trannies.
DrPhowstus | March 26, 2007 at 8:55 am
Exactly what I said 7 years ago! I said: “(looooong inhale from serpentine bong) Yo, dat ho is mad hot fo’ a (exhaaaaale) craka. (click click click form lighter)But she look dumb, son. I bet (loooooong inhales) she (cough, cough, cough)….. I bet she end up….. (cough, cough, cough)….. I bet she end up being a car model or some shit (exhaaaaaaaaale). What you say Pooky? Aiight watch, Let’s bet $15….. ’cause dat’s all I got nigga….. now quit babysittin’ dat shit.”
That said, she looks reasonably fuckable here. And Pooky died in a driveby a few years back. This will just have to be a moral victory.
lambman | March 26, 2007 at 9:01 am
Denise Richards is like the only person to go from being an actress to being “famous for being famous”. Usually people try to get famous so that they can break into acting. People don’t start acting so they can break into being useless like Paris and Nicole and Kristin Cavalari
ImaCracka | March 26, 2007 at 9:02 am
Wow… thats fast reporting there… this was out in the news…. what 2 days ago?
MrSemprini | March 26, 2007 at 9:03 am
Maybe she looks like that because she caught something from Chuckie before she kicked him out. That boy has been some NASTY places.
whitegold | March 26, 2007 at 9:41 am
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it funny that the paparazzi are suing a celebrity for “false and defamatory statements to…various media outlets which were deliberately calculated to embarrass, humiliate and ridicule plaintiffs.” I mean, isn’t this essentially what the paparazzi do every single day to celebrities?! So basically they’re suing Richards and Anderson for behaving like paparazzi?! Gasp.
PrettyBaby | March 26, 2007 at 9:50 am
Her upper lip strongly implies that she has a ring of dark hair around her anus.
Lowlands | March 26, 2007 at 9:58 am
I think the trunk of the car is more sexier then hers.At least the exhaustpipe is bigger.
Jordana | March 26, 2007 at 9:59 am
What event are these photos from? It appears she is walking a runway by a Saturn Sky, their new “hot rod” which looks nice but has nothing much nder the hood…oh wait, now I get the connection.
lookma_nohans | March 26, 2007 at 10:06 am
Check out the last picture, and the lesbian couple sadly interrupted in the middle of a front-row makeout session. (They’re by Denise’s left arm.)
jrzmommy♠ | March 26, 2007 at 10:15 am
I think their best legal defense would be to try to prove that the old lady did some ancient Sioux rain dance and was off by a move or two causing it to rain laptops and not raindrops.
Manistoned | March 26, 2007 at 10:20 am
What is that line on her side? Unusual place for an implant scar.
biatcho | March 26, 2007 at 10:30 am
Denise Richards is a tranny.
#24, ew those are the lesbos I constantly see in the ads for that horrific reality show on Bravo about the LA fitness club. Which also happens to be Libraesque’s favorite show.
veggi | March 26, 2007 at 10:34 am
16- I sooooooooo got a contact high.
HughJorganthethird | March 26, 2007 at 10:39 am
Oh yeah, she’s aging well.
Spindoc | March 26, 2007 at 10:41 am
Will Pam Anderson be using the “Beef Jerkey Defense”?
lovescontroversy1 | March 26, 2007 at 11:12 am
you know, denise richards should be thankful the paps even WANT a picture of her. i mean she hasn’t done anything useful since like 1999. (you can’t deny the aweseomeness of wild things)
Blog Lurker Guy Man Dude | March 26, 2007 at 11:14 am
She like pam, are starting to look old, and her tits are starting to droop to the floor like bungee boobs.
bungoone | March 26, 2007 at 11:24 am
20, the paparazzi are the ones who take the photos. it’s the writers & editors for the tabloids who make stuff up, not the photographers.
bungoone | March 26, 2007 at 11:25 am
20, the paparazzi are the ones who take the photos. it’s the writers & editors for the tabloids who make stuff up, not the photographers. not that i’m defending them. just get your blame game straight.
DrPhowstus | March 26, 2007 at 11:28 am
@33 — It the people who buy those fucking magazines who are responsible
DrPhowstus | March 26, 2007 at 11:28 am
@34 — It the people who buy those fucking magazines who are responsible for what the editors approve, not the photographers. Not that I’m defending them. Just get your blame straight.
bungoone | March 26, 2007 at 11:37 am
ok 35 /36, my point was that wasn’t the photographers who 20 was blaming.
bungoone | March 26, 2007 at 11:38 am
i don’t think the responsibility lies with the reader or buyer. clearly they don’t have readers come in & edit and write these stories. obviously the writers are compelled to write what they think the readers want. there’s a difference.
jrzmommy♠ | March 26, 2007 at 12:01 pm
It’s DanYELL’s fault.
jpjrocks | March 26, 2007 at 12:34 pm
I blew my load to her once, now she’s ‘meh’
chiris | March 26, 2007 at 12:49 pm
#24 Yeah, I saw them, too. And the guy next to them looks like Wilmer Valderrama or whatever his name is. He’s got a naughty smile
New York Pundit | March 26, 2007 at 12:58 pm
I hope they get sued bankrupt… Both are wretched whores, and deserve to be removed from the industry once and for all…
And repo Pam’s tits as part of the settlement!
imran karim | March 26, 2007 at 2:28 pm
hahah
iamsosmrt | March 26, 2007 at 2:37 pm
They’ll never get any of her money she’ll just hide out in her kingdom of candies and sweets with the sugar plum fairy and dance with snowflakes until this all blows over.
Suddenly I’m hungry for some nuts. Denise can you help me out?
She is hot though, the brows need a plucking and I think she got her implants downsized cause they were way bigger in Wild Things with Neve Campbell. But, oh well.
P.S. Paparazzi is karma for celeb’s greedy lives. So when she threw the lab top and it blew up in her face by hitting an old lady that was karma again. You can’ty mess with that shit. She needs to watch My name is Earl.
Truthseeker013 | March 26, 2007 at 5:37 pm
“…but Denise Richards is kind of a maniac.”
Remove “kind of”, and you’ve got it.
alicojolico | March 26, 2007 at 8:55 pm
I freaking LOVE denise richards, so if she wants to assault paparazzi scum, then thats alright with me!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 27, 2007 at 4:54 am
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HER TITS?!
That is all…
k naz | March 27, 2007 at 5:26 am
#47 don’t you know a side effect of coke is making you UGLY and skinny outside AND inside?
#26 that like on her side is from her fuckin tit deflating not a scar
iamsosmrt | March 27, 2007 at 8:56 am
Didn’t Lorena Bobbit start out her crazy by throwing labtops before she moved to the insanity level off cutting off weewee’s and throwing them out of cars.
People should watch out for Denise especially men who care about their software + hardware. HA, HA!
IPost | October 16, 2007 at 1:08 pm
cool