Despite building a new career based entirely on calling Charlie Sheen a crazy person, Denise Richards is handling him drunkenly trashing a hotel room while naked with a hooker in the closet remarkably well. Especially considering she was in the same hotel with their two daughters during an uncharacteristically cordial trip to New York. Here Denise is on The Joy Behar Show last night were she almost entirely defended Charlie:
On if she knew what was going on:
“I do know what happened and I did help him at the hospital.”
On if her daughters know:
“My daughters are five and six years old. They’re at an age where they can start to understand. They have no idea what went on.”
On how Charlie’s doing now:
“Maybe I’ll let you ask Charlie.”
On their current relationship:
“We’re in an amazing place. We’ve been getting along great for the last year-and-a-half, and we’re doing our best. So as far as that situation, I’m just trying to protect the girls from it as much as possible.”
On Charlie being drunk around the kids:
“I would never allow that.”
Of course, considering Charlie now makes a retarded $1.8 million per episode of Two and a Half Men, that has to equate to a shit-ton of child and spousal support. Not to mention his penchant for threatening people with a knife coupled with an almost supernatural capacity to never face a second of jail time. In fact, after just typing that, excuse me while I change every Charlie Sheen post to reflect how right he is about all those government conspiracies. 9/11 was a plot to make women use formula instead of breast feed? I’ll get the guns.
Photos: Splash News
Damn she is still smokin hot
Yeah she is
She said on Stern yesterday she still loves anal.
God save her for still loving anal!!!!
Yes that makes two of you who love to be on the receiving end of that special treat.
‘Charlie now makes a retarded $1.8 million per episode of Two and a Half Men’
Please someone tell me the author is kidding.
i want her hair!!
I want her lips around my shaft!
I can’t keep giving Charlie Sheen the benefit of the doubt. Too much smoke, Charlie.
As long as Charlie’s money keeps her fully supplied with the best amphetamines available from Hollywood doctors, she’s fine with him.
Denise is probably very happy that Charlie created this media firestorm. She’s being interviewed & photographed again. And she has more material for the lawyers should Charlie make noise about less child support or more time alone with the kids.
hahahah…..you’re so right…..
Will never forget her trying to play a scientist in some Bond flick. Pitiful.
Those are my exact thoughts. She’s a media whore.
I wonder if Zach “My 15 minutes are almost up” Galifianakis would work with Sheen.
Is it me, or does that first picture look like she had some major plastic surgery done? I like her with darker hair. And Charlie is a douche.
Is she wearing circle lenses, her eyes look a little anime in that first pic
why does she look like such a stunned cunt??? bad bad eye lift surgery.
She’s so damn hot still. She’s also downright crazy. Certifiable. Gawd what a wonderfully sexy combination!!! Physically gorgeous and completely insane with little moral fibre outside of raising her kids.
I want her.
Eh, all women are crazy. It’s just a question of degree.
Dante you’re so edgy.
There’s got to be something monumentally ironic about a diaper commercial running BEFORE that clip.
I can actually see Charlie wearing a diaper and having a hooker spank the living shit outta him while he’s “having an allergic reaction”….
Whether or not that hooker is Dante Calamari is still an open question: We’ll have to see how the douchebag looks in a nanny outfit….
If it wasn’t for charlie sheen she would have been forgotten about long ago. His antics is the only way she can stay relevant
Denise feels that having a relationship with a violent drunk makes her even more famous (or at least gets her interviewed and her picture taken for one day).
No wonder she is primping and smiling. Can you say, “desperate.”
Botox much?
seriously. how do you look that airbrushed in real life?