Denise Richards Talks Charlie Sheen

October 27th, 2010 // 25 Comments

Despite building a new career based entirely on calling Charlie Sheen a crazy person, Denise Richards is handling him drunkenly trashing a hotel room while naked with a hooker in the closet remarkably well. Especially considering she was in the same hotel with their two daughters during an uncharacteristically cordial trip to New York. Here Denise is on The Joy Behar Show last night were she almost entirely defended Charlie:

On if she knew what was going on:
“I do know what happened and I did help him at the hospital.”

On if her daughters know:
“My daughters are five and six years old. They’re at an age where they can start to understand. They have no idea what went on.”

On how Charlie’s doing now:
“Maybe I’ll let you ask Charlie.”

On their current relationship:
“We’re in an amazing place. We’ve been getting along great for the last year-and-a-half, and we’re doing our best. So as far as that situation, I’m just trying to protect the girls from it as much as possible.”

On Charlie being drunk around the kids:
“I would never allow that.”

Of course, considering Charlie now makes a retarded $1.8 million per episode of Two and a Half Men, that has to equate to a shit-ton of child and spousal support. Not to mention his penchant for threatening people with a knife coupled with an almost supernatural capacity to never face a second of jail time. In fact, after just typing that, excuse me while I change every Charlie Sheen post to reflect how right he is about all those government conspiracies. 9/11 was a plot to make women use formula instead of breast feed? I’ll get the guns.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. ARGH

    Damn she is still smokin hot

  2. cc

    ‘Charlie now makes a retarded $1.8 million per episode of Two and a Half Men’

    Please someone tell me the author is kidding.

  3. sarah

    i want her hair!!

  4. I can’t keep giving Charlie Sheen the benefit of the doubt. Too much smoke, Charlie.

  5. Karen

    As long as Charlie’s money keeps her fully supplied with the best amphetamines available from Hollywood doctors, she’s fine with him.

  6. Cock Dr

    Denise is probably very happy that Charlie created this media firestorm. She’s being interviewed & photographed again. And she has more material for the lawyers should Charlie make noise about less child support or more time alone with the kids.

  7. Lady Blah Blah

    I wonder if Zach “My 15 minutes are almost up” Galifianakis would work with Sheen.

  8. Denise Richards After Charlie Sheen Incident
    Amber
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it me, or does that first picture look like she had some major plastic surgery done? I like her with darker hair. And Charlie is a douche.

  9. Is she wearing circle lenses, her eyes look a little anime in that first pic

  10. Denise Richards After Charlie Sheen Incident
    burton
    Commented on this photo:

    why does she look like such a stunned cunt??? bad bad eye lift surgery.

  11. She’s so damn hot still. She’s also downright crazy. Certifiable. Gawd what a wonderfully sexy combination!!! Physically gorgeous and completely insane with little moral fibre outside of raising her kids.

    I want her.

  12. The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

    There’s got to be something monumentally ironic about a diaper commercial running BEFORE that clip.

    I can actually see Charlie wearing a diaper and having a hooker spank the living shit outta him while he’s “having an allergic reaction”….

    Whether or not that hooker is Dante Calamari is still an open question: We’ll have to see how the douchebag looks in a nanny outfit….

  13. taz

    If it wasn’t for charlie sheen she would have been forgotten about long ago. His antics is the only way she can stay relevant

  14. joho777

    Denise feels that having a relationship with a violent drunk makes her even more famous (or at least gets her interviewed and her picture taken for one day).

    No wonder she is primping and smiling. Can you say, “desperate.”

  15. Ash Bones

    Botox much?

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