Charlie Sheen is on a steady diet of porn stars and coke for breakfast, so of course he wouldn’t think twice about openly stating his hopes of banging Denise Richards again during a Rolling Stone interview which she was cordial enough to participate in to make him sound like a decent father despite all that coke and porn stars I just mentioned. Turns out this didn’t sit well with Richie Sambora who apparently wants to keep sticking his penis in Denise Richards so bad he broke up with her. Celebuzz reports:
“They had an epic argument in Nashville and Denise told Richie she couldn’t continue the relationship any longer.”
The 41-year-old Wild Things actress was scheduled to accompany Sambora – whom she reunited with last November after splitting in 2007, before going their separate ways again in January — to the CMT Awards at the Bridgestone Arena on June 6.
But she ended up walking the red carpet alone after Sambora cancelled his appearance and flew back to Los Angeles before the show even started.
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According to another source close to the situation, Sambora was unable to move past a jealous streak stemming from Richards’ close friendship with ex-husband Sheen.
“Wait, if the woman I’m sleeping with is sleeping with me for my money, then maybe she’ll sleep with another guy who has even more mon- *googles Charlie Sheen’s net worth* Sonofabitch!” – Richie Sambora, after only six years.
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Denise, call me. I won’t mind being used as your rebound guy.
D-list love triangle. Zzzzzzzzz
She has always been beautiful
MAN, Just look at that hot body!! Those legs are killers!!!!!!!!!!!
“The 41-year-old Wild Things actress…”
Wild Things was fourteen years ago. She’s still acting but she’s done absolutely nothing noteworthy since. Basically, every time you read “Wild Things actress,” what they’re really implying is: “Fourteen years ago, this woman became a star because of her tits, and she’s been coasting on their reputation ever since.”
I once saw an interview in which Neve Campbell said she got drunk to do the lesbian kiss with Richards. Richards said she was sober for the kiss. I have appreciated her ever since.
Who’s this Neve Campbell?
Exactly.
I remember Neve Campbell had to kiss Denise tipsy, where as Denise did so sober, and I’ve appreciated the hidden morality of Neve Campbell ever since.
Wait just a second. She had that great hit movie “Deep in the Valley” in 2009.
Don’t forget Starship Troopers and Undercover Brother!!
I actually though she was hotter in Starship Troopers. And, that movie also had Dougie Howser dressed as a Nazi, so DOUBLE BONUS!
It also had an alien who’s face looked suprisingly like a vagina at the end.They even stuck something in it.
Call me, Richie. I promise to never even look at Charlie Sheen.
Um, the real question is why was Richie Sambora invited to the CMT Music Awards?
Because the CMT people, much like the rest of America, don’t remember who he is.
Country music has an awards show every two weeks. No one gives a shit.
Well Bon Jovi did that song about how he’s a hardass cowboy… about as believable as them being relevant after like 1989.
She seems like a bushel full of crazy to me.
Sambora is sensible in wanting to get the hell away from all things that might possibly have had Charlie Sheen’s penis recently up their butt.
I really feel badly for Denise Richards. She is doing the best she can with the batshit crazy father of her children. She was young and extremely naive to have believed he was capable of change or decency when they married, but it’s a mistake a lot of young girls could have made. She now has to deal with that mistake for the rest of her freaking life for the sake of her kids. SUCKS!
Charlie Sheen dump like look runny sambora?
it’s a “thing”…?//
everyone would like to see
denise n charlie back together…
albeit with a little less violence…
two beautiful baby girls…
sam and lola : ))
get it on you guys ))
So she was dumped by Sambora, who was cheating on his then-wife Heather Locklear with her? Karma’s a bitch, next.
Can I haz cheezeburger??
I’m a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it’s fantastic!
I’ve read this a few times now – could someone tell me who’s the craziest player in this game? And why isn’t Sheen dead? I fully expected some coroner would have to have used the “Whitney Houston Grade” equipment to measure the level of drugs in his corpse by now.
There are 2 things Charlie Sheen’s penis can’t ruin for me. Denise Richards and Bree Olson. I fucking love those women!
according to this, richie wants to continue drawing his penis from her what he not, though I dare not, she’s a face, you would lose more kilos on her bed, by the way, I have to check my bank account … who knows , you may reach the price …
richie my flesh, would have lengthened the penis, these European women love it, Charlie’s cousin I think it is just a sham … I 25cm lengthen the penis may conquer it with that .. but you have to see that she likes men ben looking guy and did not like blacks … …
A friend a mind actually saw her at a funeral down here in Jersey.
He didn’t even know it was her. He said this woman is not pretty at all and she looks much older in person.