Charlie Sheen is on a steady diet of porn stars and coke for breakfast, so of course he wouldn’t think twice about openly stating his hopes of banging Denise Richards again during a Rolling Stone interview which she was cordial enough to participate in to make him sound like a decent father despite all that coke and porn stars I just mentioned. Turns out this didn’t sit well with Richie Sambora who apparently wants to keep sticking his penis in Denise Richards so bad he broke up with her. Celebuzz reports:
“They had an epic argument in Nashville and Denise told Richie she couldn’t continue the relationship any longer.”
The 41-year-old Wild Things actress was scheduled to accompany Sambora – whom she reunited with last November after splitting in 2007, before going their separate ways again in January — to the CMT Awards at the Bridgestone Arena on June 6.
But she ended up walking the red carpet alone after Sambora cancelled his appearance and flew back to Los Angeles before the show even started.
According to another source close to the situation, Sambora was unable to move past a jealous streak stemming from Richards’ close friendship with ex-husband Sheen.
“Wait, if the woman I’m sleeping with is sleeping with me for my money, then maybe she’ll sleep with another guy who has even more mon- *googles Charlie Sheen’s net worth* Sonofabitch!” – Richie Sambora, after only six years.