Denise Richards: ‘Go to Rehab For The Kids’ Charlie Sheen: ‘How ‘Bout No?’

While Denise Richards is becoming rightfully concerned about the father of her children and is pleading for him to get help, Charlie Sheen is already out of the hospital and going right back to work on Tuesday with absolutely no plans of checking into rehab, according to TMZ. And why would he? He survived. He’s probably ordering ten porn stars right now along with two briefcases full of blow. Neither of which will kill him as much as result in a minor case of bronchitis. In fact, why we’re not using his blood to engineer super-soldiers is the question we should really start asking ourselves because clearly that shit is the Anti-Death. You’ll probably need a diamond drill just to harvest it.

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