Charlie Sheen Wants To Make Denise Richards Homeless Now

When we last left Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, he was thanking her for the Herculean task of caring for the two crack-babies he had with Brooke Mueller by tweeting a knife at her and calling her #Duhneese. Except now he’s moved on to not paying his court-ordered child support and kicking her out of the mansion he bought so he can be closer to his daughters because what’s collateral damage? TMZ reports:

Denise was getting $55K a month in court-ordered support for their 2 kids — Lola and Sam. We’re told he only forked over half that amount for January and hasn’t paid a dime in Feb or March.
As for the house … as TMZ first reported, Sheen bought it for Richards back in 2011 so she and the kids would be close to him. But we’re told Charlie has told Denise he’s selling the house and wants her out STAT.

I’m sure this has nothing to do with the fact Charlie’s doing drugs spending time with Brooke Mueller again because women who have their children (rightfully) taken away by child services thanks to the care and diligence of another woman almost always respond well to that. If you ask me, this whole thing sounds like classic Charlie legal strategy that couldn’t possibly blow up in his face in court. He’s seen all the angles before they went even bent. Charlie Sheen’s mind is a flat circle which you can probably see the convenience of that.

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