Denise Richards in a Bikini Won

April 4th, 2011 // 78 Comments

While Charlie Sheen‘s stage show debut went exactly as expected, Denise Richards spent the weekend looking like this in the Bahamas. (“Sweet goddamn,” I believe is the technical term.) You’ll also notice she’s with their daughters because Charlie’s too broke to afford a lawyer that’s even remotely capable of convincing a judge to let him even squint at them through bulletproof glass. Which brings us to my favorite game: Pointing out how retarded Charlie Sheen fans are. When it became overwhelmingly evident that Denise has always been the sane parent, many were quick to point out she was photographed doing coke with Richie Sambora. And by many, I mean people who think Charlie Sheen “wins” by doing enough blow to affect the GDP of Colombia. But now they’re suddenly concerned with someone who snorted a line four years ago after just escaping a relationship with Charlie Sheen. Which is bullshit considering, after the past month, it’s a miracle she didn’t drown both her kids in the tub out of fear that one of them might walk around painting herself with tiger stripes.

SAM: Mom, can I ask you something?
DENISE: Sure, honey.
SAM: *lifts up dress* Is it normal for legs to turn into F-18 engines?
DENISE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Photos: Splash News

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    floyd
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    not bad for a mommy, I wonder how badly her boobs sag?

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    STEVE BLAKE
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    Charlie fucked up…big time

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    ticonderoga
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    The epitome of a MILF

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    cowbulls
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    Still a major league woman.

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    BoogerTSnottington
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    Yuck!!! I do not find this woman sexy or attractive.

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    Are You That Zimmerman Fella?
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    I’d buy that for a dollah!

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    Are You That Zimmerman Fella?
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    Charlie has gone on rants against his ex for years. I’m sure it doesn’t even concern her by now.

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    I wonder what Neve Campbell looks like these days?

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    Too skinny today but at one time was one of the sexiest women in the world.

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    Elite

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