Demi Moore whines like an old woman – because she is one

September 13th, 2007 // 151 Comments
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Demi Moore has spent an estimated $450K on cosmetic surgery to defy the ravages of time. Unfortunately, despite her looks, she still can’t land roles and recently started crying about ageism in Hollywood. I was hoping she’d bake some cookies or knit a quilt instead, but here’s what she had to say, as reported by The Sun:

“It’s been a challenging few years, being the age I am. Almost to the point where I felt like, well, they don’t know what to do with me. I am not 20. Not 30. There aren’t that many good roles for women over 40. A lot of them don’t have much substance, other than being someone’s mother or wife.”

Demi forked over big bucks to keep her body in shape, but didn’t get the results she was looking for:

As well as breast implants, collagen injections and liposuction on her hips, thighs and stomach, she had a £5,000 (roughly $10K U.S. dollars) procedure to lift the sagging skin on her knees.
She also employed an army of advisers – including a nutritionist, personal trainer, yoga teacher and kick-boxing coach.
But since then she has appeared in just two films, Bobby and Half Light, with two more scheduled for release this autumn.

You know what would be a great role for Demi Moore? Playing someone’s grandmother. Ashton Kutcher’s perhaps. She’d bring some real authenticity to the role. I honestly should be a casting director. Except I’d always have to cast myself as the Romantic Lead. I’m perfect for it, what with these rock-hard pecs, sweet biceps and a jawline that makes women want to passionately ravage me then do my laundry. But I’d make sure I cast someone hot to be my love interest. No one over 30. Dude, that’s gross. Why would you even suggest that? Your mom ate modeling glue while you were in the womb? Say no more.

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  1. John McClane

    It’s not just the masco fac and bod, it’s also that she’s got this deep husky voice. And if you’ve ever seen her nude pics from way way back, she’s a real Silverman down there. Muscled tight-faced deep voiced stubbly person sleeping next to you in bed – better face away when you fall asleep or the morning wakeup is gonna be brutal.

  2. Ditto

    @ 27 – Waaahhhh! I’m a month OLDER than Demi. But at least I am not a Kabbalahista…

  3. TetterkeT

    Her job now is like any other woman’s once she hits 40 — to fuck rich men who will support her worthless ass.

  4. c

    If she looked like a 40 year old she might get substantial roles for a 40 yr old.

  5. wedgeone

    #9 & 47 – True … true.

    Maybe she could do what Bruce Willis and Patrick Swayze did when the acting career went into a lull due to advanced age – learn to play an instrument, then go around on a “House of Blues” tour with a couple of lame recordings.

    She could play Ashton’s skin flute on stage & make a fortune!

  6. guru

    she’s Kahbalalicous

  7. Ice

    she looks good for a 40year old… but thats not the problem.. the problem is (newsflash) HER ACTING SUCKS!

  8. meee

    what a whiney, insecure bitch. STOP WITH THE PLASTIC SURGERY. no one gives a shit about you.

  9. Maggie

    Demi Moore would probably find herself in more roles if she didn’t put out this aura of caring more about fashion (hence the matching boyfriend) than acting. Lisa Kudrow may have trouble finding roles because she’s older, but she does find them because she takes acting seriously, even though she’s not OMG HOT.

  10. Rachel

    I don’t mean to be picky, but one doesn’t really knit a quilt. You could knit a blanket, but I believe it would be more accurate to say one would sew a quilt.
    That being said, it’s too bad she had to spend all that money to look as good as cindy crawford does simply by being cindy crawford. And honestly, she doesn’t look that good because it’s all fake. Fake!

  11. Rusty

    Demi’s problem is the same as Jenna Jameson’s, which is the same as Victoria Bechham’s — they don’t look real. They’re so plasticized and angular it’s uncomfortable to look at.

    If she’d focused just on nutrition and exercise, she’d be a damn hot MILF right now.

  12. Cranky

    FRIST!!!!

    Damn. Just missed it.

  13. Martha Stewart

    To be exact, in modern terms you “AIDS a quilt” rather than knit or sew it. It refers to the current practice of a group of men getting together, fucking each other in the ass and transmitting HIV through rectal tearing, and then making a nice blanket to cuddle under afterwards.

  14. Meisterburger

    Gray pubes? Oh man that’s hot! Leave them alone!

    And just where are these hot knees?

  15. soy

    who fucking cares she sucks
    sounds like a man when she opens her mouh
    waite oh ya!.. Ashton is gayish hmmm

  16. meg

    dude, she looks good for whatever age she’s at.

  17. havoc

    Bullshit! There’s plenty of roles for women over forty. Those who have acting abilities and talent. Not just because your name is pronounced De’mi and not Demi.

    Walking out of the ocean in fucking bikini. Man, that takes amazing talent and method acting. Oscar!

    .

  18. Fag

    @64
    Sounds like fun to me.

  19. Pikachelsea

    And another idiot spends thousands on cosmetic surgery only to walk away disappointed…. what a colossal surprise. Not. You can’t buy your way into the A-list, Demi, or back into your 20s either. Younger, hotter starlets will always keep coming and you will just keep getting older. Get over it.

    Oh, and with all that money for an “army” of yoga teachers, kickboxing teachers, etc, you’d think she could afford to take an acting class or two.

  20. ssdd

    I wonder how Ashton is dealing with her Mid-Life Crisis … night sweats… mood swings.. month to month irregularity……..etc… I bet he’s pissed. LOL

  21. Kareem Ofwheat

    Black dude in the 3rd pic is Andre Leon Talley.

  22. igroovin

    thats bs. there are plenty of roles for older women. maybe she should be more concerned with her acting rather than her looks! cathy bates, meryl streep and plenty of other older actresses did.

  23. Chandra

    She looks GREAT! She looks early 30s to me.

  24. hempy

    pathetic ! real women rock

  25. NoWay

    Demi’s plastic coating looks much more real than Victoria Beckham and Jenna Jameson. She appears to know when to stop. Even so, all the surgery doesnot make her look 20. Maybe from a distance but not up close. Movies are up close.

  26. SuperG

    Mr. Talley’s fly appears to be completely open.

  27. fashionqueen

    I’m with you on the production company thing.

    Unless more older women self fund films, some old perveted asshole will always cast a very young woman to play the sexy roles.

    Woman need to take action and transform this sexist industry!!!!

  28. pam

    Ya’ll are all a bunch of jealousy bitches. And those that aren’t jealous and catty, are just immature. Young, dumb, and full of cum. Why shouldn’t she want to look her best, at whatever age. And so what if she has a few “nip and tucks.” What, you don’t style your hair, curl it, dye it, shave yourself, where makeup? I guess you all go all natural, huh? What a bunch of hypocrites. You all need to grow the fuck up.

  29. lambman

    $500,000 for plastic surgery, but not a buck for acting lessons.

    what does she expect? oh, you look marginally the same as you did a few years ago…you still suck

  30. woowoo

    diane lane has no problem getting roles…

  31. Lola

    “Bullshit! There’s plenty of roles for women over forty. ”

    Bullshit. Young sells and 40 ain’t even old. Plenty of “older” actresses have said the same.

  32. Rusty

    @81 … Diane Lane is hot.

    There are lots of beautiful older women. The key is fairly simple — be trim and in relatively good shape and have a confident, sexy attitude. That’s it. Don’t need plastic boobs or stretched skin.

  33. deaconjones

    God she’s fucking hot!!
    I would go Max Hardcore style on her and just throat fuck her everytime she started talking about the plights of women

  34. Shut it!

    Pssst……#79—-this is The Superficial…..not a support group for codependent cry babies. Get in line or get lost.

  35. Karissa

    what does all her anti-ageing plastic surgery say about ageism? hmm…. a hypocrite in hollywood!? NO WAY!!!

  36. This One

    Since when does hitting 40 require 450,000 worth of work? Who is literally falling apart at THAT age? I would hate to hear the estimate at 60.

    She looks good though…

  37. Hollywood Agent

    Her face is frozen from all the work that she has had done. Just look at her, she can’t even smile because her skin has been stretched so much. She is just an old hag trying to look young. Multiple surgery’s and cute clothes won’t help to keep her young. Her movements and her mind are that of an old hag.

    There are no good acting parts for her because of her non-talent. It appears that many other mature actress don’t have her problem. It’s time for her to go to the glue factory now.

  38. Mike

    Money well spent.

  39. InstantAsshat-AddFame

    I love how she acts like no one’s bitched about this before. And while the system worked in her favor, she took full advanage of it and did nothing to change it. So why all this complaining now? She knew the score. She should have branched out by then, like quite a few people here have said. You can’t spend your life playing hot ingenue roles. Because 40-somethings wanting to act those roles just look pathetic, like Goldie Hawn’s character in “First Wive’s Club.”

  40. Arden

    She looks great in these pics. Money and effort well spent. Can you imagine Ashton waking up next to her some morning and all of the work is reversed? He would have to borrow some of her Depends!

  41. Arden

    sevenandaswitchblade: I always thought Bruce Willis should play Spenser, and maybe Wesley Snipes as Hawk. I also can’t stand the actor the cast as Susan. Demi could be her . . . that would work.

  42. buddhaface

    Totally fugg

  43. lambman

    there are tons of actresses over 40 who get lots of work. Sandra Bullock, Glen Close, Nicole Kidman, Julianne Moore, Diane Lane, Sigourney Weaver, Selma Hayek, Mary Louise Parker!!!, Meryl Streep, Marcia Gay Harden, Julia Roberts (in a month), Patricia Clarkson

  44. Sarah James

    I don’t get it….what’s on the lines under Demi’s eyes in the fourth photo. For $450K you’d think she could have gotten rid of those age lines. But then again, actresses never seem to age well, without plastic surgery most of them would be just old and ugly.

  45. CLAUDIA_DE_SCRATCH

    Only an insecure (and IMO a very bored) person would spend $450K on plastic surgery. Why doesn’t she just take the millions she still has, buy some luxury dream house on the other side of the world (where I’d rather her be), and live the rest of her life relaxed and in peace. The problem with that is she’d never gain attention that way, which is a big NO-NO for her!

  46. Hecubus

    The funniest thing to me is the fact that she’s a woman in her forties who’s spent thousands upon thousands on surgery in order to not look like a woman in her forties and she’s complaining about not getting any acting roles. Who the fuck is she going to play ? A tough, beaten down female cop ?? A school teacher in the ghetto ??? People would just be wondering where this hard living beaten down woman got the thousands of dollars to spend turning herself into plastic.

    Ohhhh, she doesn’t want to play a woman of her agegroup ? She wants to play the young pretty teenager ? Ageism ? Eh ? jism ?

  47. scoobs

    In that last picture she’s showing how “big” Bruce Willes got when fully erect. No wonder she left him for Ashton.

  48. isitin

    She is gorgeous. All you male parasites would bang her in a heartbeat. You know you would, don’t deny it.

  49. jim

    Demi should:

    1) go find or write a script, \
    2) get a promising director from a film school or someone who has already made a good independent feature,
    3) sell a couple of her cars,
    4) make a movie.

    I really don’t understand why successful actors get like this.

    Sure, she’ a good actress. I understand her wanting to act. So – DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Form a production company, do whatever you gotta do.

    Drew Barrymore made her own company, and made “Donnie Darko”. George Clooney is putting together his own deals left and right. Hell, Ashton freakin’ Kucher has his own TV show.

    I’m sure Demi didn’t get where she was 20 years ago, by waiting for people to find something for her.

    End rant…

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