Leave it to the adorably sexy readers of The Superficial to provide wondrous tales of celebrities being every bit as spectacular as we all know they are. After getting spotted by reader Arin at the Ivy, Demi Moore started faking a Spanish accent to throw him off.
The woman fakes an accent to fool fans into thinking it’s not her. It was absolutely hysterical. My friend and I frequent the Ivy and we noticed Demi Moore was sitting on the patio, in the corner, with her back to other diners. We were waiting for our table, when all of a sudden, they start clearing the table right next to her and call us over. She was speaking normally right up until she caught me and my friend staring at her a couple of times and began to fake a terrible Spanish accent, yet she continued to talk about movie roles and planning to read a script with Ashton at 7 o’clock the next night. The waiter confirmed it was her, but the accent was meant to throw us off. She was with a random dude driving an old Chrysler. I see celebrities there allll the time, but this time was too weird to not tell you guys about.
Maybe somebody should tap Demi on the shoulder and let her know that every crazy thing she sees on I Love Lucy doesn’t actually work. At least she didn’t tape a mustache to her face and pretend she was Demi Moore’s twin brother.
conceitedhipster | November 21, 2005 at 2:40 pm
A spanish accent? Did she think she could pass as Penelope Cruz?
tori | November 21, 2005 at 3:58 pm
what a dipshit. she should be thankful someone cares to recognize her. sure, she’s hot for an 80-year-old, but wtf has she done since charlie’s angels?
BEAM | November 21, 2005 at 4:45 pm
I give the Ashton/Demi marriage until the end of 2006… TOPS.
She used to have nice cans btw, back in Blame it on Rio days. Then she got those ridiculous implants for the stripper movie and it’s been all downhill for her since.
Georgia | November 21, 2005 at 9:09 pm
I totally agree BEAM, not to mention if her face is pulled any tighter it will split down the middle
Donna A. | November 21, 2005 at 9:21 pm
I am sure their marriage will last longer than a 06. The closer she gets to 50. You’ll see her boy toy leaving her.
Donna A.
HOMELESS(TM) | November 22, 2005 at 8:32 am
yea i remember when she was speaking chinese to throw me off.
but i still knew it was her.