Demi Moore once hosed down lesbians with her breast milk, says Madonna’s brother

August 29th, 2008 // 56 Comments

At an after-party for Madonna’s recently launched Sticky & Sweet Tour, her brother Christopher Ciccone felt the mood was right for sharing a lactating Demi Moore anecdote with The Sun. But, then again, when isn’t the mood right for a Demi Moore story about breast milk? (Answer: Christmas dinner. I’ve been shunned.):

He said: “We went out and Demi was dancing up on me and humping me from behind. She was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends.
“My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me: ‘How do I get breast milk out of my black dress?’
“I replied: ‘How the f*** would I know? Call Demi!’”

Try club soda. Now, keep in mind the source of this story is Madonna’s brother and The Sun. So the only place this really happened is my mind – and right now: “Look out, Demi, she wants you to sign a petition for gay adoption! PEW PEW PEW!”


  1. jay

    She looks so perfect in those photos; great skin, nice color,white teeth. It’s just a f’in shame people have to age, lose their appearance, and die.

  2. a reader

    Mere mortals, that’s what we are, in the end we’ll all end up dead.

    So be it, life goes on

  3. You believe the “NIHTMARE on ELMSTREET”-parts too?

  4. Tom

    Sheesh, is she still around?

  5. EuroNeckPain

    No matter how hard I try, I am unable to grin (show the whole row of teeth) AND keep my eyes wide open at the same time. Can you ?

    Hide the bottom of her face. Can you guess that she is smiling ? No. This is very weird, isn’t it ?

    So many actresses freeze their eye area now, we are getting used to this scary combination of fake hapiness and vacant eyes. Would you like your friends to be like this, or do you enjoy the expression of their eyes when they are happy ?

    I regret the time before Americans forced the wold to believe that you have to smile all the time. It creates many wrinkles and this is the fucking result.

  6. toolboy

    Yes, breast milk can be squirted. depends on the lady that is lactating. I do not think that it is possible to squirt silicone from a nipple though…How do you get industrial grade silicone out of a black dress?

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