Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore attended the Sundance premiere of his new movie Spread on Saturday, and anyone else starting to get the overwhelming feeling Demi is with this guy for the publicity? I mean, the look on her face is clearly that of a woman who four years ago thought this kid was going to be more than just a punchline, so now she stays up all night calculating the best way to divorce him without looking like a goddamn Succubus.
Well, Demi, you’re in luck. I did the math and you have two options: Either somehow his sperm impregnates Rumer, or you wait five more years when who knows what you’ll look like. Jesus, you didn’t even hesitate for that turkey baster!
Photos: WENN
SouthAfricanHotti | January 19, 2009 at 10:53 am
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ew | January 19, 2009 at 10:54 am
I’m more worried about how HE’S gonna get out of this. Everytime I see them together I get uncomfortable for his sake. I’m sure he lies awake from time to time realizing he married an old lady…
Balls McCoy | January 19, 2009 at 10:54 am
Demi Moore looks ridiculously hot. Ashton should have himself a good piece for at least 2-3 more years.
SouthAfricanHotti | January 19, 2009 at 10:55 am
yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
SouthAfricanHotti | January 19, 2009 at 10:55 am
yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
NotAtAll | January 19, 2009 at 10:57 am
he is hot you are not.period
SouthAfricanHotti | January 19, 2009 at 10:59 am
jeez sin sister u suck!
thejames1982 | January 19, 2009 at 11:04 am
wow, she looks good for being 100…
Sub-Zero | January 19, 2009 at 11:08 am
Why the hat? Just…why?
Max Planck | January 19, 2009 at 11:10 am
Lose the hat.
whatevs | January 19, 2009 at 11:11 am
wow, she is smokin’ hawt – and he needs to get rid of that GHEY-ASS hat! wtf? is he bald or something??
all date? | January 19, 2009 at 11:12 am
too many mistakes in that first paragraph. hurts my head.
SouthAfricanHotti | January 19, 2009 at 11:13 am
hey what happenned to that annoying post by sin sister?
My Name is D-Nice | January 19, 2009 at 11:14 am
That is one classy looking lady that I’d like to poke in the stinker. Classy!
Jrz | January 19, 2009 at 11:18 am
Her shoes make her look like she’s got paws. STUPID!!
Fish | January 19, 2009 at 11:24 am
I deleted it./
Fish
Turns out we only worked when we were slaves... | January 19, 2009 at 11:27 am
To celebrate the holiday I quit my job and impregnated 3 “bitches” I’ll never see again. When I get Pres. Obama’s check in the mail, I’m spending it on crack.
Deacon Jones | January 19, 2009 at 11:30 am
I bet this woman fucks like a champ, in fact, I guarantee it.
Too bad she’s starting to get old lady legs.
I give him another 2 years before he crumbles, and just starts ravaging high school girls by the dozen.
Famous Plastic | January 19, 2009 at 11:37 am
If she ever stops getting plastic surgery and starts looking her age, he’ll drop her like a hot potato and marry someone that is young enough to have his kid(s). Actually he’ll probably end up doing that plastic surgery or no…
keebler elves | January 19, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Hey, lady, we want our freakin’ trees back! WTF? Using them for shoes? Nobody can tell that your a foot shorter than your husband. Really. I mean it.
John wayne was a nazi | January 19, 2009 at 12:43 pm
does the main picture remind anyone else of the way Hillery Clinton looks at Bill? i’d imagine its the look a siamese twin gives to his unhygienic, partially formed sibling…like “fuck, your still here”
devilsrain | January 19, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Suit? check. Old lady? check. Ski hat? check. LOSER
Maritza | January 19, 2009 at 1:11 pm
People said it wouldn’t last but their marriage is strong and they clearly love each other. She looks beautiful and probably will for a long time. I sure hope they have a baby someday soon that would probably make them happier.
gerard Vandenberg | January 19, 2009 at 1:15 pm
And some boy’s like GRANNY’S, folks!!
whopper jr. again | January 19, 2009 at 1:19 pm
One thing’s for sure…
I would certainly enjoy pushing and pulling my erect penis in and out of her lubricated vagina until it ejaculated some semen from my testicles :)
Gavin S. | January 19, 2009 at 1:39 pm
That hat with a suit pretty much defines what it is to be a douchbag.
Mal Gusto | January 19, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Only if you have cancer should you ever wear a ski cap with a suit. Otherwise they make a good looking couple.
Glenn | January 19, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Why the fuck is he wearing that ridiculous looking hat.
Take it off, you tool.
testing | January 19, 2009 at 2:45 pm
so there is no story here? you just posted pictures of a couple and made a few lame jokes about their age difference? They have been married for several years, this isnt news
Amy | January 19, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Whatever, she looks great. I don’t see why there has to be such a double standard. Plently of younger women marry older men. I think he’s lucky to have someone has pretty and rich and Demi. He’s not that hot…a little goofy looking.
Randal | January 19, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Ashton, don’t listen to these folks around here who have no sense of style. Your hat sits perfectly and is a nice addition to the mean looking pin strip suit. It’s no surprise that Demi is still with you and no worries on that either, she’s not going anywhere.
Randal
wet newspaper | January 19, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Demi looks hot as. Much hotter than her younger years, even.
Though such a huge age difference between them will soon become apparent and Ashton will probably hook up with one of Demi’s daughters.
masterless | January 19, 2009 at 5:23 pm
How in the hell does Demi still look that good? I cant stand Ashton but you have to hand it to the guy….he picked the best MILF in all the land.
rome | January 19, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Why does he have a colostomy bag on his skull?
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Dorian | January 19, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Demi’s a gross bitch, from her cankles to her dyed pubes , all the way to the top of her dyed hair.
She’s a moron for thinking this dude’s gonna stick with her fo rthe rest of her life. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Tracey | January 19, 2009 at 7:58 pm
So apparent Superficial writer is a male. Demi is getting it every night from a young, firm dummy. Why the fuck would she be stupid enough to divorce that?
Use ift while you still got it girl.
kate | January 19, 2009 at 9:04 pm
She is really pretty. But it is said she is wondering on ***seekingsugarmomma. c om***, I do not know why. She wants to find a young man there? or just some celebrities she loves there? Really funny, haha!
my comment | January 19, 2009 at 9:06 pm
That is one gorgeous coat she is wearing.
malicious | January 19, 2009 at 9:36 pm
she looks amazing, he looks like a dick. What a dress!
Angry Beaver | January 19, 2009 at 11:59 pm
She is probably the hottest granny on the planet, but in a couple of years the plastic surgery and working out won’t cut it and Ashton will be trading her in for a couple of aspiring model/actresses. He’ll know its time when he wants to rub her down with oil and she asks for Ben Gay instead.
wawaweewa | January 20, 2009 at 1:39 am
the name of this article should be “demi moore has cankles”
helen | January 20, 2009 at 6:22 am
Wait..this is Sundance again. Ashton Kutchner and Paris Hilton are both at Sundance. That’s just great.
lvuc | January 20, 2009 at 11:07 am
Brave guy. But I think you should have a rest and take care of yourself. You may not know you have many fans on === Agelessdate.com === where thousands of hot cougars and sexy singles often hang out and mingle there.
jan | January 20, 2009 at 11:48 am
I never realized she had such horrible CANKLES! Ewwwwwww. Makes her look like she has granny legs. She should stick to pants or darker hose to cover those cankles up.
Me 2 | January 20, 2009 at 3:14 pm
I keep waiting for her to finally age and it just isn’t happening. It’s absolutely nuts that she’s 46, she easily looks 10 years younger than that.
Leila | January 26, 2009 at 6:55 pm
WOW, she looks so awesome for her age. Everyone says that Madonna, Helen Mirren, ect look great for their age, but I bet you Demi Moore will look even better than they do when she gets to be their age. I can not believe she is like what, 47? She looks like she is in her early 30′s.
dawn | August 10, 2009 at 10:32 am
Demi is a sick witch. Just goes to show you she had to hit on younger guys to stroke her ego!!! She has to know it won’t last, one thing you can’t defy is age. It has its way of creeping up on you. I can’t even imagine what her daughters think deep inside! Yuck!
dawn | August 10, 2009 at 10:32 am
Demi is a sick witch. Just goes to show you she had to hit on younger guys to stroke her ego!!! She has to know it won’t last, one thing you can’t defy is age. It has its way of creeping up on you. I can’t even imagine what her daughters think deep inside! Yuck!