Demi Moore has a giant V

January 23rd, 2008 // 165 Comments

Demi Moore posed for the cover of V Magazine’s Spring Preview 2008. I’m confused by these covers. And not just by the photoshopping. I thought this magazine was about people with vaginas. Maybe the editors confused Demi with Ashton Kutcher. It happens. He definitely has a V. In fact, I hear it’s a W. I don’t really know what that means, but I bet it explains why Bruce Willis stops over a lot.

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  1. Still so hot and MILFy

  2. ha ha, Rich!

    You know what I find absoultely FASCINATING about 94′s comment is that he refers to his scrotum. I thought it was a girl this whole time….

  3. The Sampan Man

    90—there is not a “word” on this earth that Sampan Man hates more than “haters”…..if you were here I”d give you a packy-brawl backhand into next month for that. alone…..okay and for the double other in your gay post.

  4. #102 – Zanna, perhaps she fashioned her very own scrotum out of burlap sacks fragments and walnut shells, just like they used to do with the old cabbage patch kids.

  5. AZ Cowgirl……Snap out of it, you pontificating, pea-brained bitch.

  6. Hey, Sampan Man!

    Good point Rich and nice Cabbage Patch Doll reference. Those things are as old as his “newsletter” quip.

  7. AZ Cowchip is probably a virgin. Which means she definitely does anal.

  8. Christ, do they ever update this site in the morning?

  9. Ooba Gooba

    Hey bigfan:

    Hi there, I’m a loser with no life. I’m paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don’t have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I’mAnIdiotTrollWithNoLifeAndShouldBeKilled.com
    I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site.

    Richromances.com and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang ecomfun@aol.com 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405

  10. She’s really hot!! She looks much younger than her age. LOL Girls on http://www.femmate.com are crazy about her.

  11. #109 – I wonder how many derelict trolls you’ve turned around like an altar boy to Father Prokta? Oh what glee you must be filled with to annoy the rest of us with your pointless campaign against the uncontrollable! I imagine you shake your sunburned fist at the sun on a hot summer day screaming “DAMN YOU ORB OF FLAME AND FISSION!!! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!” You’re about as pointless as a fucking cue ball.

  12. The Sampan Man

    Why does #109 always post the same mind-numbing garbage under different names? Sampan Man would like to pimp hand that clown into orbit.

  13. The Sampan Man

    RichPort, IF I was Jrzmommy, I would say……Rich, look what we did.
    But I’m not…..so I’ll move on.

  14. Jrzmommy died in a horrific combine accident, trying to rescue deaf farm children. She will be sorely missed Sampan… I loved her like a fat kid loves cake…

  15. The Sampan Man

    The combine accident was right after she put out the fire in the old folks home single-handedly. That Jrzmommy was………epic.

  16. Tits McCholo

    Demi IS… Dorian Gray.

  17. Pale Literary Type Named Julian

    “I shall grow old, and horrible, and dreadful. But this picture will remain always young. It will never be older than this particular day of June. . . . If it were only the other way! If it were I who was to be always young, and the picture that was to grow old! For that–for that–I would give everything! Yes, there is nothing in the whole world I would not give! I would give my soul for that! ”

  18. momo

    i’d tap that for all of 30 seconds

  19. 10:00 am. Still. No. Update. I have no idea why people say this site sucks now.

    But, it is a good opportunity for a moment of silence for the one and only…JRZMOMMY.

  20. doesnotsufferfoolsgladly

    ewwwwwww………#32….”perfectly tight 13yr old”?? Do You troll MySpace for 5th graders, or just park the Good Humor truck next to grade schools at 2:45 pm??
    F$#king pedophile pfreakk………….ewwwwwwwwww

  21. doesnotsufferfoolsgladly

    ewwwwwww………#32….”perfectly tight 13yr old”?? Do You troll MySpace for 5th graders, or just park the Good Humor truck next to grade schools at 2:45 pm??
    F$#king pedophile pfreakk………….ewwwwwwwwww

  22. The Sampan Man

    *bows head……..wipes tear from scarred cheek* She was a true hero of the Revolution.

  23. grobpilot

    #3: If you’re going to declare that she should “of” gotten an education, perhaps you should use the correct term and tell her she should “have” gotten an education. You sound stupid when trying to make your point and you don’t even do it correctly. And stop yelling at everyone.

  24. Papahotnuts

    While most of you were arguing with leper Ooba Gooba in post 109, I just tossed one off to the picture of Demi Moore.
    And I , make $3.75 hour.

  25. doesnotsufferfoolsgladly

    Wow…30 seconds…..ummmm….Momo…..I bet You’re probably actually done in 15 seconds, right?? :0

  26. #124 – $3.75??? EVERY hour? Duuuuuude, where can I get me one of those jobs..? BAB needs one too…

  27. Anonymous

    “#109 – I wonder how many derelict trolls you’ve turned around like an altar boy to Father Prokta? Oh what glee you must be filled with to annoy the rest of us with your pointless campaign against the uncontrollable! I imagine you shake your sunburned fist at the sun on a hot summer day screaming “DAMN YOU ORB OF FLAME AND FISSION!!! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!” You’re about as pointless as a fucking cue ball.”

    Boo hoo, sniff sniff, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

    Grow a pair, will ya?

  28. The Beer Baron

    Richport, love the Ralph Wiggum comment, but if I remember correctly it’s, “Me fail English, that’s unpossible!” Classic.

  29. Dr.Rosenpenis

    Great post, I just wish RichPort would come out of his shell and comment more.

  30. BaldAsBritney

    She’s so airbrushed hey body looks like one of those aliens from “Cocoon” (yeah I’m old)

  31. Anonymous

    Rich Port is having gay sex. He’ll get back to you.

  32. #129 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA… no seriously, I laughed… slow day here at the office… you’re all welcome.

    #127 – I do have a pair… they’re in your mouth, bitch.

  33. Anonymous

    Uh Rich Port, if they’re in my mouth, why can’t I feel them? Admit it……you have no balls……bitch.

  34. D. Richards

    Can’t this bitch just let it go and age already? I mean, it’s perfectly natural to get older, and look it.

    At some point in your life, you’ve got to decide between what’s classy, and what’s sad. Demi’s just a sad person. Anybody that goes through that amount surgery to keep themself looking eighteen has some big fucking problems.

  35. #133 – Awwww… you’re cute. You fight like a cornered mouse. And all of this time and effort you’ve spent regurgitating what I wrote is taking you away from the CRTL-C/ CTRL-V fetish you employ while pretending you don’t spam as much as i’manonymousbecausei’mtoofuckinglametopickaname.com. You musta missd like a hundred solicitations already. You better hurry.

    And you can’t feel my nuts for the same reason you can’t see… they’re covering your eyes. Let’s just change your name to Spartan Helmet, shall we?

  36. Anonymous

    Aw Rich Port, your attempts at humor are just that: attempts.

  37. Skanky

    RichPort,

    You sound quite gay. Are you?

  38. Tommy Boy

    Skanky,

    I don’t think Rich Port is gay, but you can tell he definitely craves the attention. We know these kinds as “Britneys”. It’s all about attracting attention with these types. You know, “look at me, look at me!!” Probably a basement dweller. Just ignore.

  39. Actually if one were to use the actual definition, I am quite gay, which according to Merriam Webster means “Showing or characterized by cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry”. And unlike the homophobes, I don’t hate gays… well except for Anonymous. And, Tommy Boy is it? You obviously read this site once in a while… the funny has been seriously lacking. I imagine the comments 136-138 are indicative as to why.

  40. Anonymous

    “I am Rich Port! Pay attention to ME!!! I am SOMEBODY!!”

  41. Ginny Sue Loves God And The Baby Jesus

    My word. That is the prettiest she-male. too bad he’s gonna rot in the pits of eternal damnation.

  42. Maybe I’ll just keep cutting at pasting the same thing over and over again… that’ll make ‘em love me!

  43. The Beer Baron

    130-haha…Cocoon…Wilfred Brimley! haha. they filmed that pool scene at my college

  44. Freud

    She reminds me of my dear mother..and now I want to fuck her, Is that so wrong?

  45. Anonymous

    #142:

    Doubtful. You ain’t lovable. I’ve read your posts, and you’re quite boring.

  46. edamame

    I wonder how many times she’s lost that fucking red string on her wrist….while fisting Ashton’s ass?
    Ted from LA….ohhh, how that song takes me back to age 15! Ha ha!
    I’m glad I’m not the only one who remembers useless info! I totally love you, Ted!

  47. Tim

    You people are insane, this dude is hot!

  48. Ted from LA

    I love you too edamame.

  49. michy

    photoshooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!!!yeah!!!!

  50. ipanema_girl_turned_schuyler

    @anonymous aka @ooba gooba aka @idiot:

    just quit it.
    you’re beyond lame and annoying just as those assfucking spammers. your reply MIGHT have been funny the 1st you posted it. but you must be incredibly thick in the head if you keep on posting your shit by believing the spammers are reading your crap and will stop spamming or will feel bad or what do I know what drives your moronic mind.

    just.quit.it.

    those spammers alone are annoying enough. now they attracted another ass wipe, that additionally spams the Fish and that’s YOU. fuck off or better chop off your hands.

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