Demi Moore has a giant V

January 23rd, 2008 // 165 Comments

Demi Moore posed for the cover of V Magazine’s Spring Preview 2008. I’m confused by these covers. And not just by the photoshopping. I thought this magazine was about people with vaginas. Maybe the editors confused Demi with Ashton Kutcher. It happens. He definitely has a V. In fact, I hear it’s a W. I don’t really know what that means, but I bet it explains why Bruce Willis stops over a lot.

Photos: Splash News

  1. MorganZola

    #41 – people make a “point” like that just about every day at this site. Correction: whiny self-righteous knee-padded celebrity-ATMer people. It always makes no sense. Demi is an actress, posing for the camera is part of what she does for a living. I bet if an engineer at a nuclear power plant took his clothes off, he wouldn’t look hot, in all likelihood. I bet if Demi sat down at the engineer’s computer, in about 5 minutes there would be alarms going off and people rushing around to prevent a nuclear accident. She does her job, he does his. Apples, oranges. The point of this particular story is that after even after tons of photoshopping, Demi looks like her daughter Rumer attempting to pay homage to Texas Tranny. Try to follow along next time.

  2. Yes Jimbo…I was so mad a second ago, but now I’m crying..

    God I wish I had some sleeping pills

  3. Clever

    I have a lot of respect for Demi:
    She stays out Hollywood and all the bullshit.
    She’s bangin a hottie.
    Her kids are cute (fuck off for making fun of little kids, including Rumer)
    She respects herself by not doing drugs or making herself look bad.

    “She was photoshopped” YOU would be too, trust me. Big fuckin whoop.

  4. Ooba Gooba

    She is an absolutely horrible actress.

  5. I am sorry. Idid notmean to make you cry..

  6. nipolian

    #53 – Did you say “cute” and “little” in the same sentence with Rumor?
    BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!….That’s ripe!

  7. Ooba Gooba

    Hey Jennifer:

    Hi there, I’m a loser with no life. I’m paid $3.50 per hour to post idiotic drivel, directing you to some lame dating website that takes your money and gives you nothing in return. I have no job, so I sit around all day and post this garbage on as many websites as I can under many different aliases. I don’t have any friends, so I must rely on these moronic posts to make myself feel better about myself. My mother hates me and dropped me on my head as a child. You can find me at I’
    I heard Jamie Lynn Spears met her older man, I mean match, at this site. and all those other fucking dating sites that get spammed around here are all registered to this asshole. Du Qiang 800 West El Camino Real, #180 Mountain View, California 94040 United States 650-906-0405

  8. PunkA

    #49 Jennifer, did you realize DM is married? Second, if she never set up an account, do you realize she could sue you and your stupid ass website for misrepresentation? And lastly, why in the hell would celebs go to a public website to date mere mortals? If they want sex, they call a service or go out to a bar. You are pathetic. Do you make a penny per post, or what?

  9. amma

    She’s gorgeous. Looks better now than when she was younger. Don’t care how she did it–plenty of women her age have had the plastic surgery/photoshop treatment and still don’t look as good. Same could be said for women half her age. I’ve seen her in a couple of flicks I’ve liked. But she has taken some lousy roles. Tried waay too hard in the 90′s. The Ashton thing is just weird, not for her, but for him.

  10. It’s ok, I’m back to being angry again. So, is photoshopping like shopping for photos?

  11. I think amma is referring to the program Photoshop and not shopping for photos. The program can take droopy boobs and make them look perky again..

  12. GrammarNazi

    “vagina’s” ? For shame! Apostrophes are only for possession, not pluralization! BAH.

  13. All you GrammarNazi’s are alike!!!

  14. Debagger

    V for Vagina.

  15. That is the first thing that came to my mind..

  16. realist

    @ 61. Fake boobs don’t droop…usually. Demi looks good. She’s no more airbrushed than any 20 year old on a magazine cover. Less than some. She has had work done for sure. But she also kills herself at the gym and eats right.

  17. Ted from LA

    I think this is a great painting of Demi. As for Ashton, who the hell from Tiffin, Iowa names their kid Ashton? And don’t even get me started on the dipshit names Demi and Bruce came up with for their children. The hospital should have called DHS the second they uttered any of those names. I heard a rumor that one of the kids hates her name. I’ll try to scout it out. Tallulah, tallulah, lulah, that’s an Irish lullaby.

  18. #67 Ted. I’ve still got a gr8 investment opportunity for you, but do your DD.
    It’s called Horizon FX. Hit the link. As far as I can figure out – it’s still cool to invest there.
    Because : The private jet is still crashing into that ‘sail hotel’ thing in Dubai.
    When the jet turns the other way – they’re trying to get away, and it’s maybe time to consider ‘adjusting the portfolio’ as they say in the industry
    Warren Buffet : Tanx for the tip Binky.
    Binky: NP.

  19. CJ

    She should flaunt. She has the best body money can buy. She did her homework and paid a lot to have really good work done.

  20. I feel like there has to be some kind of pun here about Ashton and Bruce and Demi and “double-you,” but apparently someone greater than I will have to carry it all the way to the finish lines.

  21. Ted from LA

    Thanks Binky. I’ll look into it. I have a hard time following the psychosis in your posts, but appreciate the tip.
    Ted: Thanks.
    Binky: 9/11 was an inside job.
    Ted: If no plane hit the Pentagon, than to where did all the people on said plane disappear?
    Binky: Trust me.
    Ted: I’m with you sink or swim amigo.

  22. Oh Ted and Warren – in this turbulent market – almost forgot one of my biggest market secrets.
    Buy low. Sell high.

  23. Ted from LA

    Looking at Demi in these pictures reminds me of an old song:

    Elvira, Elvira
    My heart’s on fire Elvira

    Eyes that look like heaven, lips like sherry wine
    That girl can sure enough make my little light shine
    I get a funny feelin’ up and down my spine
    ‘Cause I know that my Elvira’s mine

    I’m singin’
    Elvira, Elvira
    My heart’s on fire, Elvira

    Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
    Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
    Heigh-ho Silver, away

    Tonight I’m gonna meet her at the Hungry House Cafe
    And I’m gonna give her all the love I can, yes I am
    She’s gonna jump and holler
    ‘Cause I saved up my last two dollars
    We’re gonna search and find that preacher man

    Now I’m a singin’
    Elvira, Elvira
    My heart’s on fire Elvira

    Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
    Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
    Heigh-ho Silver, away

    Elvira, Elvira
    My heart’s on fire Elvira

    Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
    Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
    Heigh-ho Silver, away

    Elvira, Yeah…
    My heart’s on fire Elvira

    Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
    Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
    Heigh-ho Silver, away

    Elvira, Yeah…
    My heart’s on fire Elvira…

  24. Who cares about the Pentagon Ted ?
    If one thing’s wrong – it’s all wrong. ‘Free fall collapse’ speed, molten metal in the ruins. Stand down of NORAD, the Dancing Israelis, Urban Moving systems etc. etc.
    We’ve heard it all before unfortunately.

  25. TEd I saw that Elvira, monster movie chick, once in person in LA on a talk show.
    Didn’t bring out the binocs – didn’t think that would be too cool – but I don’t think she wears underwear.
    Ummm…in case some one should ask…like maybe a Trivia thing on facebook…or something….you might find this info useful…etc…

  26. Tapeworm

    Demi… the 1980s called…. they want you back.

    The Mgmt.

  27. Ted from LA

    Amy Crackhouse is in rehab. This is the best news I’ve heard since George W. Bush delivered that brilliant “Mission Accomplished” speech in his military gear oh so many years ago…

  28. Hot

    She is smoking hot for 60 years old. If I were that old and married to her I would have a rock hard boner all day and night.

  29. Ted – Amy, Heath and I shared a ‘financial adviser’ as they say in the industry.
    (RIP Heath)
    So I’m clicking around a bit, on this ‘Sibel Edmonds’ story, that ‘Cliff Notes’ talked about in a few daze ago on the ‘Hanna Montana’ thread and I see Ned Flanders is now on board. Finally. (Click away – he’s in there)
    It’s about time Ned.
    Cliff Notes: ‘Gosh diddly’ etc.

  30. lambman

    she really isn’t photoshopped all that much, she hit the genetic lottery to begin with, has taken great care of herself to age well and has gotten some of the best plastic surgery ever done. She looks pretty much the same in candids, better usually because the lighting in those pics makes her look too pale

  31. Demi has big bucks, doesn’t like blacks, jews, asians, crippleds, hispanics, gays, arabs, obese, native americans, or other uglies. Thats why she signed up for they prescreen and find hot rich white guy for you.

  32. Ted from LA

    Are you out of your fucking mind lambman? This is a PAINTING, not a PHOTO. Look closely. You can’t see hair on her arms or chest and there is some odd brownish/shitish color PAINTED on her body throughout (which one should expect from a PAINTING). I really have no problem with Demi, aside from her name, and more so, the names(?) she chose for her offspring. She doesn’t even have any veins or blemishes in this “photo.” Show me a photo of a 40+ woman or man without any spots and I’ll show you a PAINTING!

  33. you mean:

  34. andrew

    i think she looks great….sad fat ppl feel the need 2 mock others to feel better…i hope any of you look half that good when ur her age


  35. El Sueno

    Disclaimer: Artist’s Rendition.

  36. snaggletooth

    I still fuck her, over putting on a hazmat suit and screwing Britney. At least Demi looked hot bald! Come to me oh hairless middle aged woman!

  37. gastn

    lol, i went to this site during lunch and i read it as’ Demi Moore has a giant TV’ i viewed, but there were no tvs..

  38. The Beer Baron

    Did they hire a 10 year old to use photoshop? Worst photoshop job ever.

    Her mannequin does look hot though.

  39. Gothko

    the writing for this blog makes mario perez hilton suitable for a pulitzer, comparatively. there’s really no explanation or underlying support for the blind, witless anger here.

    for everyone that’s posted in response w/o commentary on the horrid text, go visit tmz or msnbc.

  40. Gothko Again

    for all of the 11-year old photoshop experts, other than color correction, what has been altered? if your theories are correct, wouldn’t a photoshopper have taken care of that belly button?

    you’re just haters b/c your commenting on second-hand commentary that would only exist in the comfort of local second-rate hair salons if it wasn’t for jesus’ gift to the world, the blogosphere

    for all of the other other turd tacos…..


  41. The Beer Baron

    I’m more talking about the diffusion rate around the eyes and the screen portion by the elbows. But mostly by the eyes and nose, there’s really no natural shadowing that you want to have. I’m talking mainly about pic 3. 2 actually looks ok. But what do I know, I’m just an 10 and a half year old photoshop expert.

  42. bigfan

    Moor is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

  43. She’s getting pretty old these days.

  44. BaldAsBritney

    #89 @ 90 Your belief system fascinates me and I would like to subcribe to your newsletter.

    Are you going to call your next post Gothoko Once Again or something even funnier? Pls. teach me more about second rate or is it second hand hair salons. Your commentary is like ground up glass on my scrotum. But maybe I’m just a “hater”.

  45. Mr ED

    Maybe the “V” is for “Viagra.”

  46. johny

    she looks really good, i mean of course its airbrushed , all the photos in magz are photoshoped, i had the pleasure to see her in person once, 4 years ago..and OMG she is fucking beautiful, she doesnt look her age at all. she carries herself really well, she looked like these photos, well of course she had makeup, and her hair done, but i she really is just beautiful, with photoshop or without it.

  47. FCS

    If your stupid enough to think this is a natural, untouched photograph go hang yourself right now. The gene pool demands it.

  48. YEP!!
    The cows love her indeed.

  49. #94 – The newsletter probably contains multisyllabic words and phrases replete with double entendres, innuendoes, and metaphorical references to esoteric ideologies. You may need to hire an intelligence translator.

    An F in English? That’s unpossible!!!

  50. Kernel Cowbell

    I’d hit that in a heartbeat.


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