As happy as I am for Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher’s disgusting relationship, I can’t help but feel that Demi is slowly losing her mind. I’m normally for fashion statements that involve revealing as much skin as possible, but a dress that doesn’t even try to cover up the bra is kind of pushing it. Then again, Demi probably has the greatest 41 year old body in the world, so maybe I’m just a crazy bastard for complaining. Or maybe you’re crazy for wanting to have sex with a 41 year old. You sick pervert.