Demi Rose Mawby’s Cleavage Went to a Thing

Here’s Demi Rose, the tabloid-proclaimed “best bum in Britain,” looking a lot more put together than the last time we saw her when she was showing everyone on a sidewalk her vagina. Boobs will do that to ya’ after— sorry, booze. I mean to say that booze will do that to ya after a long night wearing… forget it.

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Finally, some specifics—turns out Matt Lauer liked to show people his dick in his office and give people sex toys as gifts. [TMZ]

Real Housewife Bethany Frankel has a pretty rockin’ bod for a near 50-year-old. [Celebuzz!]

While I agree 100% with everything Q-Tip from A Tribe Called Quest had to say about the Grammys, I thought it was kind of desperate to rock the Tribe merch during the video… [HHMW]

Kate Beckinsale in leggings being a human. [DrunkenStepfather]

Garrison Keillor, the guy from NPR’s A Prarie Home Companion that is not Chris Thile got nailed for sexual harassment. [Pajiba]

Damn that Serena Williams and her financially savvy commercialization of her honeymoon for shameless promotion! [Celebitchy]

Emmy Rossum (Shameless) hanging out in a very small bikini. [Popoholic]

Even with a month left, there are already a bunch of “Best of” lists getting thrown around. Here’s the most liked Instagrams of 2017. [BreatheHeavy]