Here’s Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher vacationing in the Caribbean over the weekend, and once you’re done gawking at $1.6 billion worth of cosmetic surgery on her, check out the book he’s reading: “The Youth Pill: Scientists at the Brink of an Anti-Aging Revolution.” Here’s the Amazon blurb:
Medical journalist Stipp explores humankind’s obsession with postponing death, a pursuit as old as humankind. Whether it be by vasectomy, magical rejuvenating waters, or downing potions comprising ground-up monkey testicles, humans have been willing to resort to extreme measures in pursuit of extending life. It is not just life we desire; it is a long, vigorous life that exerts an irresistible siren call. For much of history, those efforts have suffered the bad reputations of charlatans. However, and more so recently, standing apart from the cranks (vasectomy) and hustlers (monkey gonads) is an ever-expanding number of earnest, credentialed scientists and gerontologists who are making daily strides toward the elixir so many seek. Stipp’s experience as a popular Wall Street Journal and Fortune magazine writer have blessed him with a singular style, crafting complex explanations of scientific discoveries (and failures) into eminently enjoyable reading. Whether or not the notion of living energetically to the age of 150 appeals, Stipp makes the research compelling.
Obviously, Demi’s cool with him reading this book or else this would be about as offensive as whipping out a Hustler, but what the fuck? He might as well hold up a sign that says, “Hey, my wife’s old and going to die soon.” On that note, I always suspected these two sat around drinking powdered testicle shakes, but lacked the journalistic integrity to trust my gut. Never again!
Photos: INFdaily
…what? This couple is just plain weird.
She’s 50. I don’t care who you are but that’s one fine 50 year old sabre tooth right there. There are many old men looking at these pictures then looking at their wives in moomoo’s and mudpacks wondering where it all went wrong!!!
You’re so right.
Silvio would bust a nut on her.
bangin body, can’t deny. but maybe only cos the focus is shite. her legs look worse than posh spice’s up close
Agree with ya’ man.
No kidding! I’m a 31 year old woman and I can only hope I’ll look half as good as she does in 20 years!
Yes, she looks good for 50.
If she were 20 and looked like that, we’d fall over vomiting, screaming “oh my god, what happened to that woman…was she burned with acid by a jealous Muslim husband?”
Just pointing out what we actually MEAN when we say someone looks good for 50.
It’s easy to look that good at fifty….plastic and tons of it ! There isn’t one square centimeter of that “thing” whichin anyway resembles Demi Moore at 25! It has all been replaced by plastic and artificial skin, like an expensive ‘Love Doll”. Demi Moore may well be Ashton Kircher’s biggest, Punk’d !
FIRRRRSSST
GAYYYYYYYYYY
hey gogo – quit spending your days refreshing this page incessantly in your quest to be “FIRST!!!” – yes, it *is* that obvious
No shit. Get a life, gogo.
you piece of shit, stop using my identity!!besides, it is obvious you’re not me..my trademark is “FIRSSSST”
haahhaha this blog always makes me laugh haahah helpcan’t stop!!!
looking good for almost 50, but she also isnt NATURAL…this is plastic surgery at its finest, she isnt real, her body would not look like that with the natural aging process, she had her knee skin lifted, breast implants, a tummy tuck and countless facial surgeries…she is NOT NATURAL…after 40, its almost always downhill fromt here unless you were the kind to go to the gym in your 20s and 30s…otherwise, HAHAHAHA…FAKE.
Yes and when I hit 50 if my wife ( whom I have yet to meet) has enough plastic surgery to remove 95% of her real body but ends up looking like that I’m going to divorce her. HAHAHAHA!!! No. No I will not.
can’t hide the age on the elbows and knees
or the hairy asshole…
I saw the elbows too. If that’s not nature’s Viagra I don’ know what is.
she DOES however have a better ass than mischa barton,LOL.
Shouldn’t she have a belly button?
Tummy tuck. Its not natural for your belly button to be that high. And its been tucked so much you almost can’t see it.
ewww wtf good catch. damn that’s enuf to turn a dick into an innie
aka “inverted penis” – yep I got it…like a frightened turtle!!!
She still works out like crazy, I’m sure that is about 70 percent responsible for how her body looks.
There was a tine I fapped to that ass. Now I want to send it to my upholsterer to have it restuffed.
Kudos to the plastic surgeon that was able to attach her head to ET’s torso.
Blurry telephotos lenses are the best friend of an aging actress.
goo..
I’d hit it.
You’d hit it, but that bitch would hit you back and knock your teeth out.
Vasectomy. The gift you give yourself.
Hey Mr. Leg,
someone said i had Gravy pubes between my teeth the other day.
I asked you nicely to trim the hedge, but no, you couldn’t do that for me.
We’re dunzo!
Hey now. I got the gardener in here pronto after that! This thing is ready for a Maypole dance. :)
hey…that’s not gravy!
Soggy Buns like a French dip with Au Jus,
She might look good, but u can never get use to that old lady smell.
hayyyyyyyyyyyy
Damn good looking for an old broad
Yes. We get it, she’s hot for her age.
But c’mon. If I was Kutcher I’d be running through a mall a day with my dick hanging out of my pants screaming “Look at me, look at me!”.
I’d have a waiting cargo van in the parking lot, and slam the sliding door after the first 5 chicks 21 and younger made it in.
And I would just do that. Day, after day, after day, after day. Stoned out of my mind.
I hate to sound like a total dbag, but seconded. Lol, that would be an awesome life.
Looks great, but is probably a headcase, constantly occupied with how she looks and her age.
Put that shit away Grandma nobody wants to see that. Your billion dollars bought you a young douchebag. You are the assholes of our time. Demi Moore stoned out of your mind for the past thirty years, you’re the fucking shame of a country. Drug addict, you deformed your fucking kids because of your drug addiction. You’re the scabbed sore on America’s fucked ass.
Bruce Willis, is that you? Nice to see you’re mellowing.
Better than reading Salinger.
I suppose she isn’t REALLY old if she can still conceal her hemorrhoids with a single bikini bottom. If that’s the case she’s probably good for at least another 4-5 months.
Oh, Rosanne Barr…I saw her on Oprah the other day. She’s a nut farmer now or something.
Work it,grandma, work those upper thighs!
Inside Demi’s head: Oh gaaawd, I hope he doesn’t want more sex tonight. But restock on astroglide.
*Better*…not But! Maybe a Freudian slip,ahemmmm
She needs to just buy some bifocals and accept it.
can you say skelator
I gotta give credit where credit is due…good genes, great surgeons, and serious dedication to diet & exercise. But if I were Ashton I still wouldn’t go for that when he could (at least once upon a time) have anyone; only years younger, and more natural. Demi probably spends all her time & energy obsessing abt working out, diet, etc, in order to look this way….Boooring.
I’d hit that and steal her AARP card.
She looks like a man.
“If my wife looked that good at 50…” blah blah blah
…look, if you’re a 50+ year old guy and still obsessed with being with a hot chick, do the normal thing and dump your wife and try to hook up with a naturally hot YOUNG chick (make sure you’re wealthy). Telling yourself you’re happy to be with a masculinized mismatched-parts cosmetic surgery creation that’s a one-off of a tranny is no way to live.
“Introducing WifeBot 3000, now with beach mode enabled! Sponsored by AARP.”
I’m 24 now but I hope I look that good when I’m HER age..
Better double your 401K contribution….
Poor baby, she looks cold. Or has a tummy ache. Pobresito
Damn that woman’s hot!
A thousand times better tits than “Blame it on Rio”
she needs to eat something. Her chemical bags are going to pop.
Her ass looks good for 65, but it’s still a train wreck at 50.
Anybody here want to know what an 80-year old vagina smells like? (sniffs finger)
Depends.
It’s right around this time in a womens life that those trying to maintain their beauty start to suffer the “Madonna” effect. They get a little muscly with veins and stuff…just to the point you’d still hit it but not really be that into it.
Correct; it would be much more flattering for them to add a few pounds and wear a one piece. So many gals who are desperate for the attention and adoration received in their youth just cannot seem t gracefully let go, and it draws attention to their narcissism and fear.
any woman would look better than she normally would with more than a mil-and a half in comedic surgery. Bet that pussy is still dryer than death valley.
thats fucked up
WTF is with the sneers in all of these pics? Is her crash diets and plastic surgeries that painful? I guess what ever you need to do “old bitch” to keep your man’s cock out of fresh-tight-young pussy!
she tried to FIT a penis.
………….ASHTREE LIKED THE IDEA!!
It’s like I stuck a wig on my greyhound and taught her to walk upright.
I think Ashton is letting her wander off hoping the dementia leads her to an Egyptian bound freighter.
Notice how she’s all fat in pic 1, then in pic 4 she’s sucking her stomach in?
She looks so bad and I wonder does she have any mirrors at home? Her skin looks thin and stretched over very little muscle and bones. Like an old anorexic person.
she works out ALOT. and eats very healthy…
Demi looks good for her age. She is a mother of 3 daughters. Beautiful!
The only thing that explains this whole situation is either photoshop, or her vagina actually vibrates.
IMO, she needs to eat a sammich. Or 10.