Demi Moore’s in a Bikini Again

February 15th, 2011 // 101 Comments

Here’s Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher vacationing in the Caribbean over the weekend, and once you’re done gawking at $1.6 billion worth of cosmetic surgery on her, check out the book he’s reading: “The Youth Pill: Scientists at the Brink of an Anti-Aging Revolution.” Here’s the Amazon blurb:

Medical journalist Stipp explores humankind’s obsession with postponing death, a pursuit as old as humankind. Whether it be by vasectomy, magical rejuvenating waters, or downing potions comprising ground-up monkey testicles, humans have been willing to resort to extreme measures in pursuit of extending life. It is not just life we desire; it is a long, vigorous life that exerts an irresistible siren call. For much of history, those efforts have suffered the bad reputations of charlatans. However, and more so recently, standing apart from the cranks (vasectomy) and hustlers (monkey gonads) is an ever-expanding number of earnest, credentialed scientists and gerontologists who are making daily strides toward the elixir so many seek. Stipp’s experience as a popular Wall Street Journal and Fortune magazine writer have blessed him with a singular style, crafting complex explanations of scientific discoveries (and failures) into eminently enjoyable reading. Whether or not the notion of living energetically to the age of 150 appeals, Stipp makes the research compelling.

Obviously, Demi’s cool with him reading this book or else this would be about as offensive as whipping out a Hustler, but what the fuck? He might as well hold up a sign that says, “Hey, my wife’s old and going to die soon.” On that note, I always suspected these two sat around drinking powdered testicle shakes, but lacked the journalistic integrity to trust my gut. Never again!

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  1. Casey

    …what? This couple is just plain weird.

  2. She’s 50. I don’t care who you are but that’s one fine 50 year old sabre tooth right there. There are many old men looking at these pictures then looking at their wives in moomoo’s and mudpacks wondering where it all went wrong!!!

    • Amanda

      You’re so right.

    • bangin body, can’t deny. but maybe only cos the focus is shite. her legs look worse than posh spice’s up close

    • Mandy

      No kidding! I’m a 31 year old woman and I can only hope I’ll look half as good as she does in 20 years!

    • Yes, she looks good for 50.

      If she were 20 and looked like that, we’d fall over vomiting, screaming “oh my god, what happened to that woman…was she burned with acid by a jealous Muslim husband?”

      Just pointing out what we actually MEAN when we say someone looks good for 50.

    • babooda

      It’s easy to look that good at fifty….plastic and tons of it ! There isn’t one square centimeter of that “thing” whichin anyway resembles Demi Moore at 25! It has all been replaced by plastic and artificial skin, like an expensive ‘Love Doll”. Demi Moore may well be Ashton Kircher’s biggest, Punk’d !

  3. gogo

    FIRRRRSSST

  4. burton

    looking good for almost 50, but she also isnt NATURAL…this is plastic surgery at its finest, she isnt real, her body would not look like that with the natural aging process, she had her knee skin lifted, breast implants, a tummy tuck and countless facial surgeries…she is NOT NATURAL…after 40, its almost always downhill fromt here unless you were the kind to go to the gym in your 20s and 30s…otherwise, HAHAHAHA…FAKE.

    • Yes and when I hit 50 if my wife ( whom I have yet to meet) has enough plastic surgery to remove 95% of her real body but ends up looking like that I’m going to divorce her. HAHAHAHA!!! No. No I will not.

  5. pessimism

    can’t hide the age on the elbows and knees

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    burton
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    she DOES however have a better ass than mischa barton,LOL.

  7. SIN

    Shouldn’t she have a belly button?

  8. Amanda

    She still works out like crazy, I’m sure that is about 70 percent responsible for how her body looks.

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    Double D
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    There was a tine I fapped to that ass. Now I want to send it to my upholsterer to have it restuffed.

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    Anonymouslyawesome
    Commented on this photo:

    Kudos to the plastic surgeon that was able to attach her head to ET’s torso.

  11. Blurry telephotos lenses are the best friend of an aging actress.

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    Tyler Purry
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    goo..

  13. HackSaw

    I’d hit it.

  14. Vasectomy. The gift you give yourself.

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    LUFENDER
    Commented on this photo:

    Soggy Buns like a French dip with Au Jus,

  16. She might look good, but u can never get use to that old lady smell.

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    Ned
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    Damn good looking for an old broad

  18. Deacon Jones

    Yes. We get it, she’s hot for her age.

    But c’mon. If I was Kutcher I’d be running through a mall a day with my dick hanging out of my pants screaming “Look at me, look at me!”.

    I’d have a waiting cargo van in the parking lot, and slam the sliding door after the first 5 chicks 21 and younger made it in.

    And I would just do that. Day, after day, after day, after day. Stoned out of my mind.

  19. Disco Dave

    Looks great, but is probably a headcase, constantly occupied with how she looks and her age.

  20. Put that shit away Grandma nobody wants to see that. Your billion dollars bought you a young douchebag. You are the assholes of our time. Demi Moore stoned out of your mind for the past thirty years, you’re the fucking shame of a country. Drug addict, you deformed your fucking kids because of your drug addiction. You’re the scabbed sore on America’s fucked ass.

  21. C.O.

    Better than reading Salinger.

  22. Bucky Barnes

    I suppose she isn’t REALLY old if she can still conceal her hemorrhoids with a single bikini bottom. If that’s the case she’s probably good for at least another 4-5 months.

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    ahhemmm
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    Oh, Rosanne Barr…I saw her on Oprah the other day. She’s a nut farmer now or something.

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    ahhemmm
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    Work it,grandma, work those upper thighs!

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    ahhemmm
    Commented on this photo:

    Inside Demi’s head: Oh gaaawd, I hope he doesn’t want more sex tonight. But restock on astroglide.

  26. She needs to just buy some bifocals and accept it.

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    moo
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    can you say skelator

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    ahhemmm
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    I gotta give credit where credit is due…good genes, great surgeons, and serious dedication to diet & exercise. But if I were Ashton I still wouldn’t go for that when he could (at least once upon a time) have anyone; only years younger, and more natural. Demi probably spends all her time & energy obsessing abt working out, diet, etc, in order to look this way….Boooring.

  29. Talk Hard

    I’d hit that and steal her AARP card.

  30. Maruli

    She looks like a man.

  31. Rick

    “If my wife looked that good at 50…” blah blah blah

    …look, if you’re a 50+ year old guy and still obsessed with being with a hot chick, do the normal thing and dump your wife and try to hook up with a naturally hot YOUNG chick (make sure you’re wealthy). Telling yourself you’re happy to be with a masculinized mismatched-parts cosmetic surgery creation that’s a one-off of a tranny is no way to live.

  32. Mattel

    “Introducing WifeBot 3000, now with beach mode enabled! Sponsored by AARP.”

  33. I’m 24 now but I hope I look that good when I’m HER age..

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    Heyzeus Hosay
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    Poor baby, she looks cold. Or has a tummy ache. Pobresito

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    Rabbit
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    Damn that woman’s hot!
    A thousand times better tits than “Blame it on Rio”

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    Hugh Gentry
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    she needs to eat something. Her chemical bags are going to pop.

  37. Her ass looks good for 65, but it’s still a train wreck at 50.

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    It's Madonna time
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s right around this time in a womens life that those trying to maintain their beauty start to suffer the “Madonna” effect. They get a little muscly with veins and stuff…just to the point you’d still hit it but not really be that into it.

    • Mama Pinkus

      Correct; it would be much more flattering for them to add a few pounds and wear a one piece. So many gals who are desperate for the attention and adoration received in their youth just cannot seem t gracefully let go, and it draws attention to their narcissism and fear.

  39. right

    any woman would look better than she normally would with more than a mil-and a half in comedic surgery. Bet that pussy is still dryer than death valley.

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    angela
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    thats fucked up

  41. WTF is with the sneers in all of these pics? Is her crash diets and plastic surgeries that painful? I guess what ever you need to do “old bitch” to keep your man’s cock out of fresh-tight-young pussy!

  42. the captain

    she tried to FIT a penis.
    ………….ASHTREE LIKED THE IDEA!!

  43. markg

    It’s like I stuck a wig on my greyhound and taught her to walk upright.

  44. jojo

    I think Ashton is letting her wander off hoping the dementia leads her to an Egyptian bound freighter.

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    Deva
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    Notice how she’s all fat in pic 1, then in pic 4 she’s sucking her stomach in?

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    crol
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    She looks so bad and I wonder does she have any mirrors at home? Her skin looks thin and stretched over very little muscle and bones. Like an old anorexic person.

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    lizzy
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    she works out ALOT. and eats very healthy…

  48. Sim

    Demi looks good for her age. She is a mother of 3 daughters. Beautiful!

  49. The only thing that explains this whole situation is either photoshop, or her vagina actually vibrates.

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    LEB
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    IMO, she needs to eat a sammich. Or 10.

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