Demi Moore Tried To Bang Zac Efron

February 1st, 2012 // 31 Comments
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More details continue to fly into our nostrils out of the whipped cream can that is Demi Moore‘s life. This time around, we learn she’s been actively pursuing Zac Efron in a desperate attempt to see if his penis will reverse the effects of time which would make these sketches in my dream journal eerily accurate. Us Weekly reports:

“She’s been really down, and she’s surrounding herself with young people to make her feel better,” an insider tells Us of Moore, who’s been obsessed for years with staying young and thin.
“She’s been mixing pills and Red Bulls, among other things,” another source says.
One of Moore’s favorite young stars to party with — and flirt with — is daughter Rumer Willis’s longtime friend Zac Efron, 24, a hunk nine years younger than Kutcher, 33.
A wired, gaunt Moore “tracked down” the High School Musical star at a party in L.A.’s Venice neighborhood, an insider tells Us. “She seemed out of her mind at this party.”

Awesome, so now people can’t even party in L.A. anymore without Demi Moore bursting out of a pinata and cougaring up the joint between Cajun seasoning hits. Soon high schools will start having lockdowns because someone saw a suspicious looking rake eyeing up the boys’ locker room. “Well, it kept knocking against a tree every time the wind blew, so we made a judgment call because this is about protecting innocence here. You can’t be too careful.”

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  1. notarobot

    First and Ha!

  2. So Mr. One Eye is his Carol Burnett homage to dick?

  3. Johnny P!

    Zac has been horrified that an anorexic cougar has been prowling his premises, snorting his entire spice rack, and smearing her “witches’ butter” on his furniture. However, since we all know gay guys love having ugly and/or fat chicks as accessories, he and Rumer are still “Besties 4-evah!” Phew!

  4. Deacon Jones

    Maybe it’s me, but picturing a Demi Moore “out of her mind” at a party is quite a turn on..

  5. Did she dress up as a dude? Because I think he’s into dudes.

  6. Dan

    Demi,

    I’m younger than Kutcher and not a d-bag. I will happily fulfil your fantasies. I have loved you since masturbating to your semi-nakedness on “Striptease” in the 7th grade.

    Love,

    Dan

  7. Donald Trump

    Can’t blame her for wanting to bang Zac. I’d bend over and spread em’ any night of the week for the dude.

  8. Felonious Monkey

    Even without the badly aging drugged-out anorexic cougar hitting on him, this guy looks like a fetus. Why would a woman pushing 50 want a twink whose prefrontal cortex isn’t even mature?

  9. karlito

    Efron wouldn’t haven’t aything to do with Demi Moore, he’s too much in love with himself. he spends his days off standing in front of a mirror masturbating.

  10. Mando

    Demi, take notes from JLo. Give the kid an allowance.

  11. OK

    Shouldn’t that shriveled old plastic hag surround herself with older shriveled hags to make herself feel better? You know, like the girl that hangs out with fatties to make herself look good?

  12. dontkillthemessenger

    Older women trying to bang gay guys is a serious cry for help. It usually preceeds drug use with young women who happen to have mishapen heads.

  13. Zac Efron New Years Eve
    NOI
    Commented on this photo:

    PENOR CONFUSED

  14. Hey if she can get him, good for he. He’s probably a good lay.

  15. Zac Efron New Years Eve
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    While looking for A Few Good Men, he thought About Last Night and the Indecent Proposal she made when she felt 17 Again and produced St Elmo’s Fire while doing a Striptease to the soundtrack of High School Musical.

  16. pookiewookie

    Demi obviously has some mental health issues that need to be addressed ASAP!

  17. Marlin Perkins

    We see the cougar in its natural habitat, gaunt from unsuccessful hunting season, strike out desperately to satiate her appetite. Unfortunately for the cougar, the prey has once again escaped and her days are numbered.

  18. Carla

    Fucking A her meltdown is getting entertaining — BRB with popcorn!

  19. Samantha

    what? there arent still jobs open at penn state?

  20. Zac Efron New Years Eve
    Krtecek
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s one little good looking motherfucker. My pussy’s tingling.

  21. claire rochford

    im a stupid shemale

  22. Wow, every 5 hours, the Demi story expands into more territories of depravity.
    What next?

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