Demi Moore Tried To Bang Zac Efron

More details continue to fly into our nostrils out of the whipped cream can that is Demi Moore’s life. This time around, we learn she’s been actively pursuing Zac Efron in a desperate attempt to see if his penis will reverse the effects of time which would make these sketches in my dream journal eerily accurate. Us Weekly reports:

“She’s been really down, and she’s surrounding herself with young people to make her feel better,” an insider tells Us of Moore, who’s been obsessed for years with staying young and thin.
“She’s been mixing pills and Red Bulls, among other things,” another source says.
One of Moore’s favorite young stars to party with — and flirt with — is daughter Rumer Willis’s longtime friend Zac Efron, 24, a hunk nine years younger than Kutcher, 33.
A wired, gaunt Moore “tracked down” the High School Musical star at a party in L.A.’s Venice neighborhood, an insider tells Us. “She seemed out of her mind at this party.”

Awesome, so now people can’t even party in L.A. anymore without Demi Moore bursting out of a pinata and cougaring up the joint between Cajun seasoning hits. Soon high schools will start having lockdowns because someone saw a suspicious looking rake eyeing up the boys’ locker room. “Well, it kept knocking against a tree every time the wind blew, so we made a judgment call because this is about protecting innocence here. You can’t be too careful.”

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