Demi Moore Was in a Bikini, Too

In case you haven’t noticed, basically everyone was in a bikini this weekend, so here’s Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher spending their New Year’s in St. Barts. Granted, the pictures aren’t the greatest, but if you happen to like grainy, blurry pictures of $8 billion worth of plastic surgery, welcome to Bonertown. Population: You. For everyone else, I honestly don’t know what to tell you, so here’s a clip of Demi in Striptease which we’ll pretend somehow justifies this post. (I’ll be waiting by the mailbox for my Pultizer if anyone needs me.)

Photos: Flynet, Splash News