Apparently Demi Moore was knocking back whip-its the night she was hospitalized because she’s 18 and living in her parent’s basement while working a dead-end job at Arby’s. A fact I’ve secretly suspected for years now, but lacked the journalistic integrity to follow through on. Gotta start trusting my gut more. TMZ reports:
Sources tell TMZ … one of Demi’s friends who was at her home told emergency workers Demi was doing whip-its. A whip-it is a street name for a type of nitrous oxide inhalant.
The friend said she became upset when Demi had a reaction to a whip-it and lapsed into semi-consciousness.
It appears Demi had symptoms of a seizure — after inhaling the nitrous.
And if you’re wondering what could cause a wealthy 49-year-old woman with access to every pharmaceutical goodie known to man to resort to snorting Cool Whip to feel young again, Ashton Kutcher‘s new haircut of course. Hollywood Life reports:
When Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher saw each other at a CAA Golden Globes party Jan. 13, they both acted calm, cool and collected. However, two specialists tell HollywoodLife.com the awkward encounter could have triggered Demi’s unfortunate spin out of control.
“She is probably still in love with him. Its just like anybody, when there is a break-up and one person doesn’t want to break-up and you see that person in a social situation or if you see him with another woman it could throw things into a whole cascade of events,” addiction specialist Gregory A. Smith MD explains to us.
In Demi’s defense, Ashton did look like a douchebag Jesus for a long time and was probably doing it to push her away on account of her advanced age frightening the shit out of him, so to see him looking so fresh-faced and handsome again would cause anyone to shove an aerosol can up their nose in a fit of manic depression. Not really, of course, but that just seemed like the right thing to say in this situation. I’m a healer of souls.
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she was devouring whippet puppies. the secret to glowing skin.
If that’s the case, it ain’t working….
Ha ha! Fuck, I’m lame… I thought she was knocking back these things :0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate-coated_marshmallow_treats#Whippets
Haha, I think I’m lamer. I first thought of that Drew Barrymore movie, “Whip-it” and thought the “Whip-it” was some special move in rollerskating.
Haha Ha ha…ha! I think I’m the lamest! I thought she was actually having sex with dogs while listening to Devo!
lmao to all of these. They’re all way better than the kind of whip-it she was really doing.
She’s like Ann Coulter’s brunette doppelganger..
Good.
I blame The Kinks.
When your husband’s runnin’ round, you must whip it
He’s banging every girl in town, you must whip it
Your daughter’s a giant-chinned clown, you must whip it
whip it good!
stinky, dear, that’s Devo.
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name in and in a dark brown voice she said Demi
D-d-d-d-demi
D-d-d-d-deeeeemiiiii
Hahaha, Love it!
I thought that was Devo?
How about Devo?
“one of Demi’s friends who was at her home” = dealer
dealer = Patrick Tribett.
Not cool whip cans, fuckin’ keyboard cleaner or gtfo -my 14 year old self.
So the Kabbalah bracelet is supposed to do what again? Not eat and party like a frat boy?
Take two:
So the Kabbalah bracelet is supposed to do what again? Remind you not to eat and party like a frat boy?
“No, not done yet. Needs more hipbones.”
Whatever happened to the time honoured tradition of drinking and banging random dudes to get over trauma like this?
Please someone tell me that hasn’t gone out of fashion.
if it’s gone out of fashion, then last night I was ‘out of fashion’. My head hurts… I plan to be ‘out of fashion’ again, this weekend, until it becomes fashionable again.
psst: c’mon Whip it, whim!!!
Sounds like she had a normal reaction to a whip-it. I don’t do them anymore because the high is mostly the result of starving your brain of oxygen which seems uh, like a bad idea. Still, if I were Demi I’d murder the “friend” who got the authorities involved.
How very Mary Kate Olsen of you:
Apparently, you should have stopped whip-it a lot sooner.
“But Ashton…ALL the kids are doing them!”
“Just cut it out, mom, you’re embarrassing me!”
Fish got it right, she acts entirely too much like she’s still young. Time to cut off the hair and cut your losses, lady. Hate to break it to you Demi, but 50 is old enough to be a grandma, honey!
Wow, that’s quite the zinger. You even tied it to Mary Kate and Heath Ledger to give it that fresh topical element. I must say, denying your application was Mensa’s loss.
She was doing the canister “whip-its”, with the cracker….they fill up balloons with them, not that canned shit.
We used to sell them at college partiues all the time, 25 to a case. Bakeries use them for icing cakes.
You do too much, you turn purple, flop on the floor for 5 seconds, then sit up and everybody laughs. SHe’s fine.
that sucks. i was picturing her like that awful chick from Intervention who was doing the dusters & singing “walking on sunshine.”
That was probably the scariest hour of television I ever watched in my life.
Devo: When a younger man dumps a couger
you must whip it
/join #Rehab
Is one of the side effects of whip-it induced euphoria a sudden affection for grade-school art projects?
im a dumbass shemale