A walking skeleton claiming to be Demi Moore attended the premiere of Margin Call last night where it still wore its wedding band suggesting it hasn’t shunned Ashton Kutcher from its bony loins. It also had on a Kabbalah bracelet, imbued with magic powers. In fact, just looking at it caused me to want just one vagina for the rest of my life, and I’m almost positive I flew earlier. Or tripped over the cat, but I’m sure it was that flying stuff.
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but yet if she was any heavier she would be called fat by all you people. Women can’t win.
Her head is HUGE!!!…what has happened to GI Jane???
Just wait folks, when it will ALL come out that Ashton is cheating on her. She’ll join the weight rank of Christina Agularia
Be nice, she’s losing weight because she’s stressed about her trashed marriage. Some people eat way too much when they’re depressed or stressed and some people don’t eat at all.
Holy shit balls look at that left bicep…or bone…or whatever the hell that is!
It’s been almost 70 years. I think it’s time we stopped showering all these makeovers, expensive clothing, and movie premieres on the survivors of Auschwitz.
she’s clearly a witch. first, friends with madonna, now projecting her wants and needs on posters at events she attends.