Demi Moore NOT Dating The Walking Wax Statue

But he looked so straight… powdering men’s shoulders.

Earlier today, RadarOnline reported that Demi Moore had rebounded from her divorce with “celebrity groomer” Scott-Vincent Borba who I hope enjoyed all that publicity from being called Donny Osmond’s Sweaty Gay Statue because Demi’s people are already denying the relationship. Us Magazine reports:

But sources confirm to Us that Borba is just another one of Moore’s platonic pals. On Saturday, Moore grabbed dinner in L.A. with Hollywood florist Erric Butterbaugh.

In fairness to RadarOnline, Demi went out with a florist with way too many R’s in his name, so they were basically in the same ballpark. I would’ve made that call.

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