Demi Moore NOT Dating The Walking Wax Statue

December 1st, 2011 // 14 Comments

But he looked so straight… powdering men’s shoulders.

Earlier today, RadarOnline reported that Demi Moore had rebounded from her divorce with “celebrity groomer” Scott-Vincent Borba who I hope enjoyed all that publicity from being called Donny Osmond’s Sweaty Gay Statue because Demi’s people are already denying the relationship. Us Magazine reports:

But sources confirm to Us that Borba is just another one of Moore’s platonic pals. On Saturday, Moore grabbed dinner in L.A. with Hollywood florist Erric Butterbaugh.

In fairness to RadarOnline, Demi went out with a florist with way too many R’s in his name, so they were basically in the same ballpark. I would’ve made that call.

Photos: Getty


  1. Cock Dr

    He seems like a talented fluffer.
    Well he got the publicity he was probably looking for.

  2. doogleberg

    Simply because nobody gives a shit about this particular story, I’d like to refer everyone back to the Tom Cruise pictures a couple of stories ago to check out Paula Patton’s legs. Yummy.

  3. Donald Trump

    Jesus Christ – can’t people recognize an obviously gay dude when the see one?

  4. EricLr

    It’s funny that this guy is best known for promoting some skin creme that’s all the rage among the idiot set in Hollywood (you know, the same kind of vacuous morons who made Scientology and Kabbalah really big). You would think at least one of those idiots would notice this guy looks like a wax figurine and question both the efficacy and long-term safety of said creme. But then, that would require them to know what the word “efficacy” even means.

  5. Burt Reynolds

    EW! That blonde guy is Ingo Doucheamaker from Paradise Beach! I thought he had slunk off into the great beyond of gay porn and back alleys when he left Australia to make it beeeg.

  6. Shia La Poof

    Here I thought he was a fluffer for “Man – Ass IV”

  7. Frank Burns

    Okay, which is more objectionable, being straight and enduring false accusations of being gay, or being gay and enduring false accusations of being Demi Moore’s boyfriend?

  8. Scott-Vincent Borba Demi Moore Not Dating
    Sonny Liston
    Commented on this photo:

    That adams apple’s looking might purty. O, I forgot to tell tell you Chester- I’m boning Demi.

  9. Scott-Vincent Borba Demi Moore Not Dating
    Commented on this photo:

    What is he holding? It looks like a dog made of other dogs???

  10. forrest gump

    let’s hope for her she isn’t acting BRAINLESS anymore like with ASHTREE KUTCHER, folks!!

  11. ShadeOfGrey

    Maybe it’s like that Movie, Death Becomes Her and all she needs is someone who knows how to Airbrush and spread the Spackle.

  12. rican

    Charlie Sheen getting retouched on the set of his new comedy “Two gay men”

  13. Scott-Vincent Borba Demi Moore Not Dating
    Commented on this photo:

    I would NEVER trust this guy to groom me. He looks just awful. Completely plastic and totally made up. Why is that necessary?

  14. Scott-Vincent Borba Demi Moore Not Dating
    Commented on this photo:

    He is obviously gay. She will be “coming out” soon, it’s all the rage in Hollywood. I just don’t understand what all the fuss is about. Just be who you are and stop trying to hide. We don’t care if you are gay, Demi, you just need to put that 10 or so pounds back on, because you are now too damned skinny and look like Whitney before she died. Remember, “crack is wack.” You were beautiful before, Demi, I cannot imagine who talked you into becoming the next poster girl for “Anorexia Anonymous”.

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