Demi Moore’s Daughters Want A Restraining Order Against Her, Like Ashton Kutcher Better

July 17th, 2012 // 30 Comments
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Demi Moore‘s daughters Rumer, Scout and Tallulah Willis are apparently considering getting a restraining order against her because Demi won’t stop leaving them crazy messages about them liking Ashton Kutcher better than her because he actually shows up to their special events and doesn’t just bolt without even talking to them when no one’s slipping outback with a can of Cool Whip which is how my powers of insight chose to read this RadarOnline report:

Ashton has remained active in the lives of all of his step-daughters, attending concerts that they’ve performed in and supporting them through their mother’s substance abuse troubles, and this has caused Demi to become enraged with her daughters.
“She doesn’t understand how they could stay close with Ashton after he humiliated her and she’s asked them to stop talking with him but they refuse,” the friend said.
“Demi can’t let that go and can’t get over it, so she constantly attacks the girls for staying friends with Ashton. They’ve had it with her over that.”

So not only is Ashton Kutcher banging Mila Kunis which flies in the face of logic, reason and everything that’s good and right in the world, he’s somehow still best friends with the daughters of the ex-wife he repeatedly cheated on and humiliated when everyone found out. Jesus, does he ejaculate shoes? Who is this guy?

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  1. achilles wrath

    And yet they’ll be the first to expect their mothers millions when she dies.

  2. Taylor

    If I looked like her kids I’d hate my parents too.

  3. Dick Hell

    Nice visual with the line about ejaculating shoes, Fish.

  4. catapostrophe

    “… he actually shows up to their special events and doesn’t just bolt without even talking to them when no one’s slipping outback with a can of Cool Whip …”

    Maybe “… when no one’s looking, slipping out back ..”?

  5. So, he’s fucking them? Because that’s how I read this.

    • El Jefe

      Yep, that is exactly what I read into this. When he gave the money to the one daughter to buy the house I knew for sure he was fucking her.

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    Bangers And Mash
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s that angry man?

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    Commented on this photo:

    “Demi Moore is hereby prohibited from being within the space of not less than one chin-length away from Rumer Willis.”

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    duder
    Commented on this photo:

    Her torso is like a drinking glass that has been set on a really big, ugly table. Of butt.

  9. I truly do not understand how a man could go 0-3 in making one cute daughter when he has Demi Moore donating the eggs. I wonder what his newest daughter looks like.

  10. USDA Prime McBeef

    Who doesn’t like hanging out with people their same age?

  11. Leila

    I have zero sympathy for Demi Moore. Everything about her screams self-absorbed diva. She brought this man into her girls life, forced the surrogate daddy role on all of them because it suited her purposes at that time, and now she wants her girls to cut him out because they are no longer a couple. Whether or not she likes it, this man has been a parental or brotherly figure in their lives, and he is clearly still trying to do right by these girls even if he has to deal with this fucktard of an ex-wife to do so. She needs to get over herself and mature up for her girls.

    • Mike

      Leila, you are right. Sadly, self-absorbed addicts rarely mature up.

    • BrandiLye

      Ashton Kutcher is not doing right by those girls. He’s just stickin it to the stick herself. She should push him out of her mind and pull a Joan Crawford on the chins. Everything else is out of her hands.

  12. Mike

    Raised by an egotistical alcoholic mother who drank herself to death I have a small insight into such people’s mind and all I can say is: Fuck her! I’m sure the kids feel the same way and act accordingly.

  13. USDA Prime McBeef

    Cool whip comes in a tub. You need some redi-whip if you wanna get that waawaawaawaaawaaawaaawaaawwaaa pulsing in your ears, nitrous oxide thing going on.

    Total mistake having the 16 year old grocery bag boy stock the dairy case.

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    guttboy
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    She looks like a hungry velociraptor.

  15. someone

    they’re just jealous cause their 49 year old mother is still hotter than all of them put together

  16. O'chunt

    Never mind all that now. Someone lets those kids perform in concerts?!

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    bratbreeder
    Commented on this photo:

    That facial expression suggests that there is a loaded .45 in that bag. Purse may hold weaponry, also.

  18. blah

    Are we suppoed to pretend he’s not banging them, all at the same time, in the same bed? They are legal now, so why the lies?

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    YTBOY
    Commented on this photo:

    I remember when she was extremely hot!! She’s been through a lot, I feel for her.

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    The answer is quite simple. Ashton is fucking all of them. Dude must have a golden dick, or at least connections in the industries those girls are trying to succeed in.

  21. The Royal Penis

    The power of the Douchebag will not be denied.

    He’s woo’d Demi’s daughters with the power of his Douche dick.

  22. Wayne F

    If I was Bruce Willis I would be kicking Ashton’s a$$

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