This Is Demi Moore’s Rebound?

December 1st, 2011 // 58 Comments
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Now that Demi Moore‘s exhausted all of Kaballah’s options in saving her marriage to Ashton Kutcher – I’m genuinely shocked the marital campfire didn’t work. Shocked, I say! – she’s apparently rebounded with “beauty mogul” Scott-Vincent Borba (above) which absolutely can’t be right. I don’t care if their skin was manufactured in the same plant. RadarOnline reports:

“They have known each other a long time and he’s really been there for her by her side through the whole Ashton thing.”
Borba is the mid-30’s founder and CEO of BORBA skin care products — endorsed by Hollywood starlets such as Ashley Greene, Mila Kunis, Stacy Keibler and AnnaLynne McCord.
“It’s easy for Scott-Vincent to keep his relationships a secret because he’s so often photographed hanging out with celebrity clientele,” the source said.
“But he’s head over heels for Demi and there’s definitely potential for a lasting relationship between them.”

Let me see if I’m reading this right: I’m supposed to believe Demi Moore is dating a skin care guru/beauty mogul who won’t reveal his real age and looks like a wax statue of Will from Will & Grace? Or basically a straighter version of Ashton Kutcher? Yeah, I dunno…

UPDATE: And we’ve got a denial. That was fast.

Photos: Getty

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  1. AteIsEnough

    At least they have something in common…looks like they both like cock.

    • General Disarray

      May be a technicality but “like” is just not a strong enough word for the way he feels about cock.

  2. Cock Dr

    Nah….that guy ain’t straight.
    Past evidence suggests the sinewy Ms. Moore likes ‘em scruffy.
    This guy is so polished (with what I wonder) he gleams.

    • BE

      +1
      He wears more makeup than most women. Catch the eyebrow liner!
      Looks like he needed a little publicity while helping Demi get her digs back at Ashton
      Is it just me or does he have freaky serial killer kind of eyes?
      Yech. His pictures makes my skin crawl.

    • BE

      +1
      He wears more makeup than most women. Catch the eyebrow liner!
      Looks like he needed a little publicity while helping Demi get her digs back at Ashton
      Is it just me or does he have freaky serial killer kind of eyes?
      Yech. His pictures makes my skin crawl.

    • eatme

      …clearly homosexual

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    Ron
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t this guy ghey? First

  4. Snack pack

    Dinty Moore is dating a greasy mouth-breather.

  5. Demi Moore New Boyfriend Scott-Vincent Borba
    Commented on this photo:

    Moisture is the essence of wetness. And wetness… is the essence… of beauty.

  6. MarkM

    That’s the worst wax figure I’ve ever seen. I’m not even sure who it is supposed to be!

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    MarkM
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the worst wax figure I’ve ever seen! I’m not even sure who it is supposed to be.

  8. Deacon Jones

    Hey, I recognize this guy.

    He’s the spokesman for NOFS (National Organization of Facial Sweat)

  9. Clarence Beeks

    eeeuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  10. I’ve always heard she likes women, too, but couldn’t she have found a hotter chick to announce it to the world?

  11. MJB

    Any man who tends to his eyebrows like that cannot be straight. No one wants to see a unibrow but this is too much.

  12. Satan's bitch

    Ewwww, a cosmetics guy who looks all shiny & sweaty – oh, and GAY.

    Can you imagine? “Scott-Vincent? Scott-Vincent, dear! Scott-Vincent, please help me with my gown. Oh, Scott-Vincent, you’re so clever!” {puke}

  13. Bet

    Dumi’s gonna be workin’ that strap-on

  14. Bianca

    He looks like a younger, even gayer version of Donny Osmond.

  15. Chris Angel is now a metrosexual?

  16. Booger

    Demi’s out combing the high schools .

  17. Is he the guy that’s been injecting women with glue and tire sealant?

  18. MJB

    Every straight woman after a bad breakup needs to hang out with her gay male friends because, if anything, gay men know how to deal with a breakup. They just move on to the next guy.

  19. He needs to hook up with the CEO of the company that sells napkins, because he fucking needs one already.

  20. He’s wearing mascara, for God’s sake.

  21. Buddy the Elf

    It’s a sham.
    Skeletor will end up with some Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeon. FACT.

  22. Frank Burns

    So . . . . he took the dye used to make his jacket, and put it on his head and eyebrows?

  23. Hugh Jazz

    My name is Borba. You may call me Scott-Vincent. Not Scott. Not Vincent. Not Borbie Baby. Either Mr. Borba or Mr. Scott-Vincent Borba, esq. for short. “Borba” is greek for “he who hypnotizes live chickens with his eyes and eats them whole.”

  24. Christ, I’ve never seen anyone look so symmetrical. Does he go over himself with a theodolite before he leaves the house?

  25. Looks like he might need to come out with a line of astringents next to take care of that shine.

  26. Jiminy Cryptic

    Damn, Wayne Newton is looking good!

  27. guest

    dude, doesn’t she realize he’s gay?

  28. Demi Moore New Boyfriend Scott-Vincent Borba
    Commented on this photo:

    Would you buy skin care products from a man who looks like he’s been basted in Vaseline?

  29. Demi Moore New Boyfriend Scott-Vincent Borba
    Bazinga
    Commented on this photo:

    Demi, you don’t go from a man that bangs chicks behind your back on your anniversary to a man that will bang men behind your back on your birthday. Just saying!

  30. Venom

    This dude is beyond gay. lol

  31. Demi Moore New Boyfriend Scott-Vincent Borba
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s showing the paps his ass. He’s so very definitely gay.

  32. She thinks hes Rob Lowe and that its still 1985 and people want to see her movies.

    Who are we to say anything.

  33. Rob

    Old women don’t want sex, they just want companions. And who better than a skin flute genius? …I mean care, skin care.

  34. The Royal Penis

    He’s definately got the “plastic” look down. My gaydar is going off on these pics and I have no idea who he is.

    I hope he doesn’t give Demi AIDS during his brief foray into playing for the hetero team for a bit.

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    Sonny Liston
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone at Madame Tussauds F’ed up bad, real bad. It’s practically melting.

  36. Travis Bickel

    Just like 7 UP , he’s never had it and never will- vagina , of course !

  37. stratacat

    this is starting to remind me of “death becomes her”

  38. Shia La Poof

    They are both competing for penis , so they are colleagues

  39. Otto Klempfurher

    Guy could make change for a 3 dollar bill

  40. BE

    Finally figured it out.

    There’s so much Botox in that face that he only has two expressions!

  41. Maybe Demi should have a kid with this guy. She might have a chance of having one that doesn’t grow up to look like a pumpkin. A chorus line dancer, but not a pumpkin.

  42. catapostrophe

    This guy’s face makes me wonder whether this guy, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are all homosexuals, and whether Ashton’s scandalous “cheating” was just as much of a ruse as their marriage.

    Oh, celebrities!

  43. Demi Moore New Boyfriend Scott-Vincent Borba
    Commented on this photo:

    He is hot but I don’t think they will last, found Scott Borba’s bio here http://celebritydaily.net/?p=10908

  44. Archies_Leach

    Whoever the picture of the chick with the short hair is I’d tear that ass up!

  45. Donald Trump

    This guy’s got a potato-head chin just like Demi’s daughter. LMFAO

  46. Shia La Poof

    Nice eyebrow pluck job!
    Betcha he likes football and car racing when he’s not in front of his mirror.
    He would back out of a room like a vampire if he saw a vagina , but maybe he’s so comfortable with Demi he thinks of her as one of the boys

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    Dr. Sands, PhD
    Commented on this photo:

    Does he have a glass eye? They don’t seem to be looking in the same direction..

  48. tlmck

    Looks like a test tube kid made from Donnie and Marie components.

  49. Demi Moore New Boyfriend Scott-Vincent Borba
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    Thunderbirds are go!

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