As Demi Moore‘s Fuck You, Ashton Kutcher Drug Binge and Nitrous Extravaganza continues to unfold, we now know that Rumer was there the whole time, and that the two were most likely smoking something called K2 Spice and not salvia because apparently I’m the only one who still drinks all his anger and frustration into a ball of stress that I bottle up inside me until it becomes cancer. To each his own. Via Wikipedia:
Synthetic cannabis is a psychoactive herbal and chemical product that, when consumed, mimics the effects of cannabis. It is best known by the brand names K2 and Spice, both of which have largely become genericized trademarks used to refer to any synthetic cannabis product. (It is also for this reason that synthetic cannabis is often referred to as spice product, due to the latter.) A type of synthetic cannabis sold in Australasia [Ed. Note: Eh?] is known as Kronic.
Research on the safety of synthetic cannabis is only now becoming available. Initial studies are focused on the role of synthetic cannabis and psychosis. It seems likely that synthetic cannabis can precipitate psychosis and in some cases it is prolonged. These studies suggest that synthetic cannabinoid intoxication is associated with acute psychosis, worsening of previously stable psychotic disorders, and also may have the ability to trigger a chronic (long-term) psychotic disorder among vulnerable individuals such as those with a family history of mental illness.
Of course, my favorite part of the Demi meltdown is her friends immediately stepping forward to make sure everyone knows this wasn’t about Ashton Kutcher even if that involves basically saying she’s been a drug addict way before she met him. “So, wait, that asshole actually thinks this is about him just because he made her feel old as dirt by banging 20-year-olds? Oh, no no no no. You tell that egotistical prick she’s been freebasing paprika since before he was even born. Shit, Bruce Willis used to come home and find her mainlining Old Bay seasoning for half the 90s, so Mr. Trucker Hat can go eat an entire dick.”
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Cheesus, if you have that much money, please do real drugs.
I mean really now, for posterity.
If I had her kind of money, I’d be snorting the ground-up bones of endangered animals.
Seriously. “I’m Demi Moore. I have money just falling out of my dusty old vajeen. I could either buy some excellent kush or this shit next to the cash register at the gas station… what to do, what to fucking do.”
Who does K2 except high schoolers and college students who don’t have a pot hookup? WTF? With their money…I’d be buying the dankest stuff on the market. It’s not like they aren’t in California.
That “Old Bay” shout out: sweet Mid-Atlantic representin’ boyz!
OK, number 1.: Why the F*CK do you need synthetic weed, when regular weed is already awesome? Moron.
Number 2. Rumer is the ugliest chick EVER….maybe that’s why they need the synthetic crap. It’s probably better than beer goggles.
It is quite unfortunate that she has to go through life looking like Bruce Willis in drag. Damn genetics!
Only a face her fake pot smoking Mother could love!
“Okay. This smoke no, this…smoke yes.”
Enough of that technical talk, Foo, what he’s trying to say is, if you smoke this stuff it will turn you into Jay Leno, as seen by looking at Rumer Willis.
actually Scout, the middle daughter, is even uglier, IMO. All 3 are heinous though.
Excellent mothering skills, Demi. Excellent.
I would say Bruce Willis might step in and do something, but why start giving a fuck about his family now?
Seriously, whoever gets “high” with their children is really fucked in the head.
Is that Jay Leno in drag?
what the hell happened to the Willis girls. they all have these huge heads and jaws. i could see it if they were the daughters of that wrestler called “china”
And Robert Zdar.
Too much head, too little face.
And it’s kind of scattered on there all willy-nilly.
So let’s assume they use chicory coffee and margarine because, you know, second best is better.
On the plus side they were able to cut the spice super fine thanks to Rumer’s chin.
did a truck drove over her face when she was a baby?
You know who’d be a perfect fit for her? Roger Ebert.
Holy shit! That’s fucked up and hysterical.
I wish they’d decide once and for all what the hell it was she was smoking.
I thought Geri Halliwell was “Old Spice”, now I find out Demi Moore’s smoking it? What the hell happened this weekend?
Making those funny distorted images on your Mac is one thing. Living it is another.
Haha really?
Do I look Bruce in this dress?
I give Mr. Potato head credit for not getting surgery to fix that Jay Leno Jaw, extra thin, and small lips. Warped & unleveled eye, naturally flaring nostrils, and small nose.
If I had parents with that much money, Id fix all that. Hell, Id rather look like Tom Arnold.
Yeah, but then she’d look as screwed up as Heidi Whatsherface. What’s better, naturally odd or surgically odd?
To be fair to Rumer, she’s the sexiest member of the Potato Head family.
That is one fucked up face. Yikes.
why is everyone so shocked?
she married ashton kutcher ffs.
Holy shit !! That’s one ugly child they had there !!
Some people even try to look like this. That Heidi Spidei woman paid big bucks to get the same jaw.
If you lowered the forehead and brought up the massive chin you might have something. Too bad life isnt as easy as photoshop
Actually now that I look at her the nose is unrecoverable, even in photoshop. Eh screw it
She could use a nose augmentation. If her nose was bigger, it would likely even out the rest of her face.
I find it really sad when celebrities don’t have enough money to smoke the real thing, which is available in any of the high class pot store on every corner in LA. :(
Rumor Willis is an ugly looking horse-man. I bet you Demi thought she wouldn’t produce three of the ugliest children on the planet. There go save that!
Man, I hate lazy photoshops. They didn’t even resize before they pasted.
It is not all Demi’s fault… Bruce is just as guilty for this assault.
If I looked like Rumer Willis, I’d probably be on drugs too. I mean, when you’ve got a face like Rocky Dennis, you’ve gotta take the edge off somehow.
Now playing the “who’s the ugliest” game.
K2, are you fucking serious?! If i had all that money, I would buy so much weed that Snoop would come with it!
1. if you’re rich, famous, and living in california, there is really no excuse for not smoking real pot.
2. somebody wanna tell me where the fuck australasia is?
really? 20 pictures of rumer willis?
what is this- self harm urself dot com?
Demi Moore had a drug overdose. Who’s going to save all those minors being sold in the sex slave industry now? Certainly not Ashton Kutcher.
Ugh they have drug dealers on speed dial.
Hey Demi- try some “organic” K2 its healthier!
rumer and the willis kids are perfect examples of why husband and wife should have compatible faces.
couples should consult geneticists before marrying and having kids.
Charlie Sheen’s handi work.
you’re a rich adult, buy better drugs ffs! sad ol’ bitch clinging to her youth is sad.
“Hey. My eyes are down there.”
Eric Stoltz
in Mask
Australasia is what we call any of the countries in Oceania when they do better in sport than us
Question on this thread was this:
” Was Demi Moore Smoking K2 Spice With Rumer ? ”
Answer: And why are we even asking…..?
Reply….that a guess!
Scout is no beauty queen either!
Poor girl. Better than her sister though.