Demi Moore Was Smoking K2 Spice With Rumer

January 30th, 2012 // 59 Comments
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As Demi Moore‘s Fuck You, Ashton Kutcher Drug Binge and Nitrous Extravaganza continues to unfold, we now know that Rumer was there the whole time, and that the two were most likely smoking something called K2 Spice and not salvia because apparently I’m the only one who still drinks all his anger and frustration into a ball of stress that I bottle up inside me until it becomes cancer. To each his own. Via Wikipedia:

Synthetic cannabis is a psychoactive herbal and chemical product that, when consumed, mimics the effects of cannabis. It is best known by the brand names K2 and Spice, both of which have largely become genericized trademarks used to refer to any synthetic cannabis product. (It is also for this reason that synthetic cannabis is often referred to as spice product, due to the latter.) A type of synthetic cannabis sold in Australasia [Ed. Note: Eh?] is known as Kronic.
Research on the safety of synthetic cannabis is only now becoming available. Initial studies are focused on the role of synthetic cannabis and psychosis. It seems likely that synthetic cannabis can precipitate psychosis and in some cases it is prolonged. These studies suggest that synthetic cannabinoid intoxication is associated with acute psychosis, worsening of previously stable psychotic disorders, and also may have the ability to trigger a chronic (long-term) psychotic disorder among vulnerable individuals such as those with a family history of mental illness.

Of course, my favorite part of the Demi meltdown is her friends immediately stepping forward to make sure everyone knows this wasn’t about Ashton Kutcher even if that involves basically saying she’s been a drug addict way before she met him. “So, wait, that asshole actually thinks this is about him just because he made her feel old as dirt by banging 20-year-olds? Oh, no no no no. You tell that egotistical prick she’s been freebasing paprika since before he was even born. Shit, Bruce Willis used to come home and find her mainlining Old Bay seasoning for half the 90s, so Mr. Trucker Hat can go eat an entire dick.”

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  1. Cheesus, if you have that much money, please do real drugs.

    I mean really now, for posterity.

    • JC

      If I had her kind of money, I’d be snorting the ground-up bones of endangered animals.

    • dinosaurland

      Seriously. “I’m Demi Moore. I have money just falling out of my dusty old vajeen. I could either buy some excellent kush or this shit next to the cash register at the gas station… what to do, what to fucking do.”

  2. bob

    Who does K2 except high schoolers and college students who don’t have a pot hookup? WTF? With their money…I’d be buying the dankest stuff on the market. It’s not like they aren’t in California.

  3. That “Old Bay” shout out: sweet Mid-Atlantic representin’ boyz!

  4. OK, number 1.: Why the F*CK do you need synthetic weed, when regular weed is already awesome? Moron.
    Number 2. Rumer is the ugliest chick EVER….maybe that’s why they need the synthetic crap. It’s probably better than beer goggles.

  5. sc4play

    Excellent mothering skills, Demi. Excellent.

  6. Schmidtler

    Is that Jay Leno in drag?

  7. karlito

    what the hell happened to the Willis girls. they all have these huge heads and jaws. i could see it if they were the daughters of that wrestler called “china”

  8. Too much head, too little face.

  9. So let’s assume they use chicory coffee and margarine because, you know, second best is better.

  10. Dude of Dudes

    On the plus side they were able to cut the spice super fine thanks to Rumer’s chin.

  11. forrest gump

    did a truck drove over her face when she was a baby?

  12. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    You know who’d be a perfect fit for her? Roger Ebert.

  13. lawn

    I wish they’d decide once and for all what the hell it was she was smoking.

  14. I thought Geri Halliwell was “Old Spice”, now I find out Demi Moore’s smoking it? What the hell happened this weekend?

  15. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Making those funny distorted images on your Mac is one thing. Living it is another.

  16. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    Haha really?

  17. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    Paul Phoenix
    Commented on this photo:

    Do I look Bruce in this dress?

  18. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    I give Mr. Potato head credit for not getting surgery to fix that Jay Leno Jaw, extra thin, and small lips. Warped & unleveled eye, naturally flaring nostrils, and small nose.

    If I had parents with that much money, Id fix all that. Hell, Id rather look like Tom Arnold.

    • Glenys

      Yeah, but then she’d look as screwed up as Heidi Whatsherface. What’s better, naturally odd or surgically odd?

  19. To be fair to Rumer, she’s the sexiest member of the Potato Head family.

  20. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    Meh
    Commented on this photo:

    That is one fucked up face. Yikes.

  21. pretty vacant

    why is everyone so shocked?
    she married ashton kutcher ffs.

  22. tom

    Holy shit !! That’s one ugly child they had there !!

  23. devilsrain

    If you lowered the forehead and brought up the massive chin you might have something. Too bad life isnt as easy as photoshop

    Actually now that I look at her the nose is unrecoverable, even in photoshop. Eh screw it

    • LizardSpit

      She could use a nose augmentation. If her nose was bigger, it would likely even out the rest of her face.

  24. Kelly

    I find it really sad when celebrities don’t have enough money to smoke the real thing, which is available in any of the high class pot store on every corner in LA. :(

  25. Rumor Willis is an ugly looking horse-man. I bet you Demi thought she wouldn’t produce three of the ugliest children on the planet. There go save that!

  26. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    TheAdmiral
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, I hate lazy photoshops. They didn’t even resize before they pasted.

  27. Mando

    It is not all Demi’s fault… Bruce is just as guilty for this assault.

  28. Cosmo

    If I looked like Rumer Willis, I’d probably be on drugs too. I mean, when you’ve got a face like Rocky Dennis, you’ve gotta take the edge off somehow.

  29. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    tom
    Commented on this photo:

    Now playing the “who’s the ugliest” game.

  30. K2, are you fucking serious?! If i had all that money, I would buy so much weed that Snoop would come with it!

  31. kate

    1. if you’re rich, famous, and living in california, there is really no excuse for not smoking real pot.

    2. somebody wanna tell me where the fuck australasia is?

  32. zomgbie

    really? 20 pictures of rumer willis?
    what is this- self harm urself dot com?

  33. Is what it is

    Demi Moore had a drug overdose. Who’s going to save all those minors being sold in the sex slave industry now? Certainly not Ashton Kutcher.

  34. lolz

    Ugh they have drug dealers on speed dial.
    Hey Demi- try some “organic” K2 its healthier!

  35. anonym

    rumer and the willis kids are perfect examples of why husband and wife should have compatible faces.

    couples should consult geneticists before marrying and having kids.

  36. Doc Oc

    Charlie Sheen’s handi work.

  37. a short haired girl

    you’re a rich adult, buy better drugs ffs! sad ol’ bitch clinging to her youth is sad.

  38. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey. My eyes are down there.”

  39. bigalkie

    Eric Stoltz

  40. Australasia is what we call any of the countries in Oceania when they do better in sport than us

  41. Question on this thread was this:
    ” Was Demi Moore Smoking K2 Spice With Rumer ? ”

    Answer: And why are we even asking…..?

  42. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    ct
    Commented on this photo:

    Scout is no beauty queen either!

  43. Rumer Willis Cleavage
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    Poor girl. Better than her sister though.

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