Demi Moore Gave Rumer Willis A Gun Cake

August 18th, 2014 // 13 Comments

Apparently, everyone’s supposed to lose their shit over Demi Moore giving Rumer Willis a gun cake for her 26th birthday even though it’s supposedly a callback to her photo shoot with Tyler Shields. I’m a wiener-bitch liberal when it comes to guns, and even I don’t see the problem here. Not to mention, Demi’s one of those “fun moms” who gets high with her daughters, so for we all know this could be a cute little in-joke about she banged their father because he was in Die Hard. Or that time she accidentally shot their fourth sister everyone agreed not to talk about for Bogarting the Cool Whip. (R.I.P. Shillelagh.)

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  1. I don’t have a problem with the gun cake either, but the irony is that there are more regulations covering the sale of cakes than the sale of guns.

  2. She could have had way more cake with a rifle.

  3. She still looks like her dad in drag.

  4. Hmm

    Man, you know life is rough when your own mom basically hints that you should just end your life.

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    rican
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    She definitely has the legs, but I wonder if she’s mature enough to take on Sara Jessica Parker. I mean, maybe for the shorter races, but the 1.5 miles of Belmont…

  6. cc

    She bit into it and it blew a chunk of her chin off. Demi’s scheming pays off.

  7. cc

    I took a close look at her thighs and pelvic region and I went off half-cocked.

  8. James

    Liberals that get offended over gun cakes are a scourge upon the earth.

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    Ralph
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    She could be a stable mate of Sarah Jessica Parker. Nehhhh.

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    Ralph
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    Her pink crotch shot is a nice touch.

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