Demi Moore Files For Divorce From Ashton Kutcher

November 17th, 2011 // 117 Comments

After Kabbalah campfires and drunkenly trolling for strange of her own failed to save their marriage (I’m genuinely surprised that last one didn’t work.), Demi Moore has filed for divorce from Ashton Kutcher and indirectly cited him banging Sara Leal on their anniversary as the reason. Ha! Women. Always mad about somethin’. TMZ reports:

The 49-year-old Moore says she’s ending her marriage “with great sadness and a heavy heart.”
Demi says, “as a woman, a mother and a wife, there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life.”

And like a douche Ashton posted his reaction on Chime.In which he holds a financial stake in, so now seems like as good as time as any to make some MON-AY:

I will forever cherish the time I spent with Demi. Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail. Love and Light, AK

I’m sure Demi Moore really appreciates Ashton Kutcher signing off their marriage like he’s writing in her goddamn yearbook. What a great way to end six years together.

This year was super awesome! I’ll always remember snuggle time and Tweet parties! BFFs!

Peace Out,

A+K = Wha? Wha?

P.S. You rawk!

Photos: Coleman-Raynor, Getty, Splash News

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  1. rican

    Good, now she can get back to eating again.

  2. rican

    So, how much do you think Robert Redford would pay for her now.

  3. rough, rough, notorious

    He sign off with “love and light”? Those must not be sacred according to Demi’s statement.

  4. Lisa

    Feels bad for Demi, but looks like Ashton is finally moving up in the hookup world. Sara Leal is younger, hawt, and without kids (I assume). He was a doofus taking on Demi and her kids. What successful man does that to himself?

  5. EricLr

    Like Guy Ritchie, eventually Ashton’s conscience began to get to him as he watched his wife consume child after child to maintain her youthful appearance.

  6. tazlynn1965

    The 49-year-old Moore says she’s ending her marriage “with great sadness and a heavy heart.”
    Demi says, “as a woman, a mother and a wife, there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life.” —-Hmmmm “vows Demi holds sacred” if this were true she would still be married to Bruce Willis don’t you think?

  7. MJB

    You don’t marry the boy toy. You try to have as much crazy bonobo sex before either one of you or both of you get bored.

  8. It was a Yiddish misunderstanding… He thought the Rabbi said “Ashton Kaballah alla da gurlsa he wanna…Oy…”

  9. Chico Rodriguez

    Didn’t Ashton preach to us about truth just recently in some blog ?I’m not sure he was a good “steward of the truth “

  10. WTF?!!! “Sometimes marriages fail and whatev – love and light! Tee hee!!” Toolman.

  11. Demi Moore Skinny Divorce
    Roofies Yum
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    He’s getting to be WAY too old for her. Time to move on to much greener pastures.

  12. Russel Brand

    Ello , Love ,
    How’s the Kabballah thing working out for you

  13. jk

    I guess I’m cold, what comes around goes around. She bailed on Bruce and then shacked up with someone 16 years younger and married a couple years later. Now he goes and picks up someone younger and she gets baked.

    Considering how oddly well she and her ex get along, they probably should have never quit and now he’s got a wife and a kid on the way. Hah.

  14. If i were married to a rich male celeb I would have his every move recorded. There are a ton of slutty women in Hollywood and most of them are gorgeous to say the least. Even porn stars are prettier than the average woman :( Ashton is like a boy he takes everything lightly and no marriage is not difficult like you are operating a brain surgery it is difficult only because of the fake people involved in it.

    • :P

      And you will get your ass dumped treating someone that way. Relationships are built on trust, and I don’t see how you could love someone you don’t trust or how they could love you. There are plenty of successful relationships in Hollywood, and the same temptations are there for everyone.

      Also, making a blanket statement like “even porn stars are prettier than the average woman” … I’ve seen some pretty heinous looking porn stars….don’t get me started.

  15. Demi Moore Skinny Divorce
    Commented on this photo:

    So she’s going for the brunette Ann Coulter look with the long hair and Skeletor face?

  16. Love the innuendo’s of the open relationship. Don’t remember Bruce being so abandoned either. I think you may be confusing her with Cruise & Nicole. Oh, anyone ever think maybe? Just maybe Demi isn’t from outer space and she holds commitment just as meaningful as anyone else? I don’t recall any prove of Demi sharing partners. But there sure is lots of talk that she has. Stop with the allegations, where’s your proof? All the speculating by everyone about her being a superwomen is pathetic.

  17. Demi Moore Skinny Divorce
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, not done yet. Needs more hipbones.”

  18. Demi Moore Skinny Divorce
    Mando
    Commented on this photo:

    /join #Rehab

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