Demi Moore Files For Divorce From Ashton Kutcher

The Superficial | November 17, 2011 - 5:53 pm

After Kabbalah campfires and drunkenly trolling for strange of her own failed to save their marriage (I’m genuinely surprised that last one didn’t work.), Demi Moore has filed for divorce from Ashton Kutcher and indirectly cited him banging Sara Leal on their anniversary as the reason. Ha! Women. Always mad about somethin’. TMZ reports:

The 49-year-old Moore says she’s ending her marriage “with great sadness and a heavy heart.”
Demi says, “as a woman, a mother and a wife, there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life.”

And like a douche Ashton posted his reaction on Chime.In which he holds a financial stake in, so now seems like as good as time as any to make some MON-AY:

I will forever cherish the time I spent with Demi. Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail. Love and Light, AK

I’m sure Demi Moore really appreciates Ashton Kutcher signing off their marriage like he’s writing in her goddamn yearbook. What a great way to end six years together.

This year was super awesome! I’ll always remember snuggle time and Tweet parties! BFFs!

Peace Out,

A+K = Wha? Wha?

P.S. You rawk!

Photos: Coleman-Raynor, Getty, Splash News