Demi Moore In A Bikini: A Cautionary Tale

There was a time when Demi Moore was the highest-paid actress in Hollywood, pulling in unheard amounts of money until she made Striptease and fell off the face of the planet with her mountains of cash. Mountains of cash that she spent on the best plastic surgery in Hollywood, yet still has a stomach that looks like this in case any of you are sitting out there saving a measly ten grand for a tummy tuck because the media keeps telling you Nina Agdal is the perfect woman. So, so perfect… What was I saying? Oh, right, Demi’s gut:

Demi Moore Bikini Stomach

And if you zoom in even closer, it looks like this:

Sarlacc Pit Return of The Jedi

Don’t do tucks, kids.

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