The People’s Choice Awards are held on a Wednesday so right off the bat that tells you how little anyone cares about it. So keeping with that spirit, I’m going to ignore who won what for who gives a shit and focus on the people who made me want to hang out outside of high schools more often. Which brings me to Demi Lovato and Vanessa Hudgens who both looked just awesome last night. Especially Demi who almost makes me feel bad about all those eating disorder jokes I made, but then I remember she granted Wilmer Valderrama access to her underage noonerhole thus fueling his ability to transform into the Chupacabra. I’m onto you, Valderrama!
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It’s hard to respect an awards show where, if it weren’t for strict qualification rules, “Howard Stern’s Balls” would win best actor every year.
“Howard Stern’s Balls” is still 100,000x better then these fools…….BaBaBooey!!!!!!!!!!
The kid from Barney is trending world wide.
americans aren’t interested in their abilities.
no no no, THE SICKMAKING WAY OF EXAGGERATING CLOTHES IS WHAT COUNTS IN AMERICA.
THAT’S WAY ONLY MICHAEL JACKSON COULD BE TAKEN SERIOUS, the rest stinks!!
Are you saying Demi Lovato is a fatty?
I will, if the doctor won’t.
gump/tumbleweed/snuggles just pick one or develop multiple personalities for each one of your fake names like the rest of us do.
He’s also been the captain and the one. Hate this guy, man!
How is this chick famous? She does not have a great music or TV career and she is OK looking but not spectacular by any means.
Huh, I didn’t even know an awards show was on tv last night. I was watching a dude suck himself off for 3 hours, so meh, same thing.
I thought Rob Schneider’s new show wasn’t on ’til tonight.
what’s that tattoo on her arm? certainly it must be some incredibly wise phrase whose profound wisdom could only spring forth from the mind of an 18 year old girl whose entire life experience consists of singing crap through an autotuner that some stooge wrote for her. She’ll never regret that tattoo ever.
I’m sure she wont regret it. She used to harm herself. The tattoos are to remind her to stay strong and of how far she has come. She doesn’t use auto-tune. haha.. you’re insult was very half-ass.
I’d hit it. 25/8
shit gets fucked up in these leap years.
Did Arnold hijack the Superfish today? cuz all I’m seeing is fat Mexicans.
Man, it’s when I see girls that look like this that I wish I weren’t so tiny :( She looks unbelievable!
Seriously, the people who watch these shows are so fucked. These two shouldn’t win dick!
who are the “people” of peoples choice? 12 year old “tweens”?
They want to keep them relevant so they give them awards for nothing, to make us think that they’re something interesting about them when really there is nothing.
Kudos on the Chupacabra call. I just spat coffee all over my PC. Gold.
She is so beautiful!!!!!
Metal detector? But how’s she supposed to cut herself during the commercials?
…all sorts of messages
heavy… chill babe
later )