There Are Demi Lovato Nude Photos. Yay?

Someone is reportedly trying to sell over 20 nude photos of Demi Lovato in “compromising positions,” according to Radar who apparently talks like Downtown Abbey now:

Radar has been unable to verify the breast-baring images are authentic, however the woman in the images has some tell-tale signs suggesting it is indeed the ex-Sonny with a Chance actress.
She has the same tattoos as Lovato, including 12 black birds on her right forearm.
The supplier of the candid images told “These are Demi. The collection I have show some nude, including face, some including parts of the body Demi is known for — tattoos, butt, chin. Then, I have pictures of her getting rowdy… I can guarantee you these photos are legitimately of Demi.”

The photos may or may not be leftover remnants from a forgotten age when naked pictures of Scarlett Johannson, Kat Dennings and Blake Lively were restored to their rightful place on the Internet. Ah, twas a golden age, when pageviews grew on trees and bare celebrity breasts flowed like wine upon gilded monitors of yore. Photo Boy! Play me a tune upon the lyre. I wish to recall merry times when we were merry men. — No, not married. Merry. Jesus, again with this? I don’t like labels!

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News, WENN