Demi Lovato is Officially Lindsay 2.0

Now that it’s been established Miley Cyrus is our new Britney Spears, it’s time to confirm the second half of Disney’s line-up. Namely Demi Lovato playing the part of Lindsay Lohan, who I’m now even more convinced OD’d in rehab. Via Life & Style:

“She was doing line after line like a pro — and she was 17 at the time,” he tells Life & Style, recalling the wild party they attended after a concert by the band Neon Indian at the Granada Theater in Dallas. “I just remember her doing it as if she had been doing it for a long time. It didn’t seem like something new to her.”
Insiders say the pain of her breakup with Joe Jonas — and the fact that they’re on the Camp Rock 2 tour together — further fueled her downward spiral. “Demi’s been on a tear lately,” says an insider. “She’ll chug booze straight from the bottle.” Luckily for Demi, her mother and stepfather were quick to take action after they heard that she had punched a tour backup dancer in the face. “They overheard one of the dancers talking about it and freaked out,” says the insider. “They heard Demi was drinking, but the news that her partying was getting out of control shocked them — and they confronted her immediately.”

I love how Life & Style feels the need to make a story unnecessarily more dramatic than it already is by accentuating trivial details. Drinking liquor straight from the bottle? Oh, heavens no. That’s the first step towards crunking. Alert the Vatican!

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