Demi Lovato Wants You To Look at Her in a Bikini, LOOK AT HER!

May 17th, 2011 // 111 Comments

This should end well. In an effort to prove just how far she’s come since checking into rehab to duck charges for punching a dancer who NARCed her out on tour, Demi Lovato tweeted a picture of herself in a bikini yesterday because she’s so confident with her body now. And what better way to prove it than to throw yourself at the Internet in an attention-seeking display of exhibitionism? That sounds healthy:

- I’ve been working so hard to get healthy and fit.. I can’t believe I’m about to do this but I’m so excited..
- I never thought I’d ever feel confident enough to ever to that. I’m excited how far I’ve come since being completely ashamed of my body..
- I want any girl/guy out there who struggles with body image or confidence to know that it IS possible to find peace with yourself.
- It hasn’t been easy, but it starts with a commitment to yourself.. Your mind.. And your soul. And trust me, I’m still working at it!! Haha

Wait a minute. Classic bodybuilder pose; thick, powerful thighs; flattened, almost pectoral-like breasts; holy shit, she’s trying to win Joe Jonas back. And without growing a mustache! Dammit, Demi, it can’t be done. Do you hear me? It can’t be done! Oh, God, I can’t look. *turns away*

Photo: Twitter, Splash News

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  1. Demi Lovato Bikini Twitter
    june
    Commented on this photo:

    I DONT LIKE THE TOP OF HER BIKINI SHE LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP STREAPPER

  2. Queequeg

    And just who is this??

    • MisterSuccint

      Her claim to fame is that her half-sister is the … let’s say “chubby” … kid on Desperate Housewives.

    • The Listener

      She was on Disney’s “Sonny With a Chance” and “Camp Rock” and “Camp Rock 2.” I remember when she used to do those 30 second spots for “When the Bell Rings” during the commercial breaks in between Disney shows.

  3. Richard McBeef

    I don’t know what a Demi Lovato is other than something I couldn’t masturbate to.

  4. Chico

    Any time baby!

  5. alex

    visions of Brooke Hogan dancing in my head…

  6. Frank Burns

    How about a commitment to cleaning up your room, you slob! -Grandma Burns

  7. her body’s just fine, why all the self-esteem issues, cos a homo didn’t want to bang you? you need to get out, without the posse, and have a normal life

  8. MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! The makeup!! MAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  9. The little “Copyright 2011 Demi Lovato” seems unnecessary. You only need to protect things that someone else would actually want to take credit for.

  10. cc

    Somewhere there is a bipedal hippo.

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    hatchetwound
    Commented on this photo:

    Linebacker

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    Carl
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks good. Great body.

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    ktulu
    Commented on this photo:

    Sie ist chunkenien

  14. JP

    Why do girls feel the need to do this shit?

    • charlie dullness

      Great question, JP. Can you imagine going out with someone then finding out that yes, they are THIS incredibly LAME? Ok, so your bod is tight. Go to the fucking beach to show it off (if you are so inclined), like a normal person. Leave the sexting to the high-schoolers.

    • sunnyroberto

      I have yet to see a celebrity “self portrait shot with a cellphone and mirror” that looks good. They always look a bit creepy, a bit on the dirty and naughty side. Couldn’t she find someone to take the picture for her? Maybe the guy who delivers Chinese food to her house or even her therapist could take the picture and do a better job.

      That said, I hope she can stage a comeback. Good luck.

  15. slappy magoo

    Someone known for cutting her inner thighs, posing in a bikini in a way so you can’t see her inner thighs, is like a photo for a personal ad where the person takes it “bird’s eye” style to hide their 3 chins and gunt…

    …so I’ve heard…

  16. Bucky Barnes

    I’m just glad this Demi dude isn’t tweeting his penis… yet.

  17. Damn that body is looking good. I would love to get in between those legs.

  18. Any self respecting transvestite would have cleaned up his room before taking glamor photos.

  19. JOSH

    wtf, she has NO neck and looks pigeon chested, FAIL..and she is kinda short and squatty, not my type…i actually like Mileys body way better.

  20. Rough subliminal

    She got my full support. Keep em coming Demi.

  21. Rancid

    For some reason I’m now in the mood for a slice of thick, delicious ham.

  22. A little bit of research on this World Wide Web information superhighway device showed me that this young whippersnapper was once one of the adorable kids on Barney and Friends. At least she didn’t turn out like the one with glasses who was arrested earlier this year for working a glory hole at a Stuckey’s truck stop.

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    Lizzy...
    Commented on this photo:

    This makes me want to cut myself just to forget I ever saw it

  24. Geez. EVERYONE wants to take their picture at the Bin Laden compound these days…

  25. The cutlets up top aren’t so nice but those “thunders” are right up my alley….

  26. the captain

    this woman isn’t TOPLESS.
    but name the difference, please?

  27. Ponkur

    Has the sideboob tat replaced the tramp stamp?

  28. DKNY

    This is like the Mexican version of Hayden Panettiere.

  29. The Internet is boring.

    Cornbread. Aint nothin wrong with that!

  30. Steelerchick

    Holy Shit! She has legs like Georges St. Pierre!!!

  31. Sugar

    I know that this poor girl is recovering and good for her but that pic is disgusting.

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    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Fucking people you are mean this chick is uber hott. I mean wow girl can sing amazing and she has just gone through some tuff stuff why all the hate? Man have we really nothing better to do then to write smack about this young girl? Live and let live.

    • J.R.

      I really can’t think of anything better to do at this time. Goes well with coffee and cigarettes.

      • J.R.

        Most mean comments are basically because they will never in their life come close enough to even smell someone as hot as she is. A “jealous-type” reaction helps guard the ego.

  33. Clarence Beeks

    Someone who is recovering from an ED is not smart to do this. Some people are going to rag on her stumpy legs, and find flaws everywhere.

    There is no need to do this shit- whether you are hot or not, it makes people look so desperate,

  34. Alejandro

    She’s got that proper thickness

  35. Drew

    I liked her drug body much better.

  36. feminist barbie

    i’m glad she’s giving the young girls a smart role model to look up to.

  37. Demi Lovato Bikini Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    im lookin, im lookin!! and i like it ~

  38. Bucky Barnes

    Just don’t make her angry… you won’t like her when she’s angry.

  39. The Listener

    I like everything about her body except the tattoo under her breast. Why do perfectly attractive women mess up their bodies with tattoos? TATTOOS HAVE GOT TO GO.

    • charlie dullness

      Amen, brah. Although, it *is* a beacon that screams “I have self-esteem issues, please bang me” which takes out some of the guesswork.

  40. Rough subliminal

    I can get this chick in Internet shape in 2-3 weeks. No hanky panky.

  41. Demi Lovato Bikini Twitter
    I
    Commented on this photo:

    Bitch stole my moms ass

  42. Venom

    She looks like a fun little power ball of sex.
    Nicely done Demi.

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    wtf bruh
    Commented on this photo:

    Very fuckable. Anyone who says otherwise is a typical jealous hater. She is taking the same self-shot style pix that all you self absorbed non-celeb sluts do all the time. Demi Lovato is no different. Hoochie is hoochie.

  44. atotalcad

    She’s got an ass built for porn

  45. krutboo

    Jesus, she looks like a member of the East Germany Olympic Swim team from 1984. This girls needs to lay off the creatine and red meat!

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    Racer X
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d wreck that!

  47. How come everytime one of these clowns gets popped for being an asshole they assume that it’s because they needed MORE self esteem?

  48. Deacon Jones

    Yeah, so I’ve been on the phone with corporate IT in an attempt to get malware off my computer. Lucky for me, my computer is back up and running so I can use the internet “for work purposes”.

    You got it, IT. This counts as a “work purpose”, doesnt it?

  49. Kevin

    Now all she needs is a face transplant and then we’ll talk…

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