Wear A Condom, Wilmer Valderrama, Wear A Condom Now!

November 6th, 2013 // 8 Comments
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Because if you put a cap and gown on her, she can still pass for 17, Demi Lovato is having sex again with Wilmer Valderrama who should probably read her latest interview in Latina magazine before the next time they play, “Rickety Van’s Candy Promise.”

“I’m a Texas girl, so my instinct is to have babies early. In my heart I’m like, ‘Okay, it’s time to have babies!’ But it’s not. I have so much life ahead of me that I actually have to slow my roll.”

And before you even ask, Wilmer, no babies don’t pop out as teenagers, and yes, if you made one with Demi Lovato it would technically count as a blood relative. Are they not teaching DNA to the high school chicks you bang anymore? I’m seriously asking because Texas decides what textbooks make it into the whole country’s classrooms, so maybe try the term, “Jesus’s people LEGO stuff.” See if that brings up anything.

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Dox

    I thought Valderrama was that guy in the Harry Potter books….

  2. mamamia

    Oh yeah, Demi. You like THE SMITHS. Name three songs!

  3. All the boys, think she’s a spy, she’s got, Kelly Clarkson thighs!!
    Thump-thump, thump-thump.

    http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/demi-lovato-bikini-photos-brazil/demi-lovato-bikini-0419-40

  4. Female

    SHE NEEDS TO TAKE OFF THAT SHIRT RIGHT NOW! THE SMITHS? HOW DARE SHE?

  5. If your instinct is telling you to have kids at 21, your instinct is an asshole.

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