Wear A Condom, Wilmer Valderrama, Wear A Condom Now!

Because if you put a cap and gown on her, she can still pass for 17, Demi Lovato is having sex again with Wilmer Valderrama who should probably read her latest interview in Latina magazine before the next time they play, “Rickety Van’s Candy Promise.”

“I’m a Texas girl, so my instinct is to have babies early. In my heart I’m like, ‘Okay, it’s time to have babies!’ But it’s not. I have so much life ahead of me that I actually have to slow my roll.”

And before you even ask, Wilmer, no babies don’t pop out as teenagers, and yes, if you made one with Demi Lovato it would technically count as a blood relative. Are they not teaching DNA to the high school chicks you bang anymore? I’m seriously asking because Texas decides what textbooks make it into the whole country’s classrooms, so maybe try the term, “Jesus’s people LEGO stuff.” See if that brings up anything.

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