Deena Cortese Won’t Stop Wearing Bikinis And Other News

June 21st, 2012 // 61 Comments

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- Prince William is 30 now which just made a bunch of people feel really old. [Lainey Gossip]

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- I don’t know what Tulisa Contostavlos actually does, but she has insane legs. [Popoholic]

- Vanessa Paradis bored Johnny Depp. [IDLYITW]

- So Stacy Keibler definitely isn’t pregnant. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Blake Lively talks about filming a threeway in Savages. I’m listening. [TooFab]

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  1. cc

    One of the few people who, all by themselves, can affect the tides.

  2. Deena Cortese Bikini Butt Crack Jersey Shore
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    Oooh, that one tasted like pina colada.

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    PtC
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    She actually has a little waist, but those thighs…jesus

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    Gin&Tonic
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    can we just go ahead and vote new jersey out of the union now?

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    DKK
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    She is sexy!

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    DKK
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    Nice ass!

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    DKK
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    She is hot!

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    Ozzy
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    Looks like she’s gonna pull a rabbit outta there!

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    shemp
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    The look on that kid’s face is priceless. He’s like “HOLY CHRIST WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT…”

  10. Alison

    Poor Deena. The title of this post should really be “Paparazzi Won’t Stop Photographing Deena Cortese Wearing Bikinis And Other News”

  11. The surf temp down the shore is pretty cold this time of year, but with all that blubber she can stay in the water all day long.

  12. Finally, Halle Bitch has finally gotten some karma.

  13. “I don’t know what Tulisa Contostavlos actually does, but she has insane legs.”

    Isn’t she the one who released a blowjob tape?

  14. Damn, that’s one ugly dude.

  15. El Jefe

    What he we done to you to deserve countless photos and posts of this creature?

  16. Deacon Jones

    If I looked like her, I think Id be drinking myself into the back of a cop car too!

  17. the

    My eyes … they burn … MAKE IT STOP!!!!!

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    little turtle head
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    She has a smoking hot body!!!! Deena you ready to make babies?? – says my cock…

  19. I have no idea who she is, but I’d hit that.

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    lost
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    damned if that dont look like britney spears in the background

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    Jerry Falwell
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    I’m not a fan of this bunch of morons, but if I was sitting on a beach and she walked by looking like that, I’d have my eyes planted on her.

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    CarlT
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    I’d hit it.

  23. Cock Dr

    She’s thick and not at all pretty. And there’s that whole Jersey thing.
    But she tries hard. If she really liked a guy I’ll bet she would probably suck & fuck him into a coma.
    With the help of alcohol and darkness all things are possible.

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    Chubby Chaser
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    Her face isn’t that great, and she is obnoxious, but to be honest, I love her body. I like a little extra on them like that, and I would be happy to take the flesh boat to tuna town with her.

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    Chubby Chaser
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    I’d swipe my credit card in that crack. And by credit card, I mean my penis.

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    Biff59
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    One of the Baldwin brothers is a tranny now?

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    Amber
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    She has muscle. She looks like she could scrap

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    amanda
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    I don’t actually know who she is but her association with the jersey shore is enough to make me dislike her. That being said: she dosn’t look any worse than most of the chicks i see in bikinis at the beach.

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    me
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    why should she stop?

  30. The Everlasting Know-it-all

    Damn that body is built for pounding

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    jme
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    her tummy pudge makes a shadow.

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    shemp
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    I maintain that she’s got a fantastic body. True, her face is somewhat average, but it is FAR from unattractive. Her bod definitely makes up for it…whew…that BODY…..gahd-DAMN…

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    Ismoss
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    Hey Moe! nyuk nyuk nyuk

  34. Straight Guy

    Broken record time: I’d pound that like free beer! I’m an old man now, and loved bangin’ those types of gals! Enjoy life, you younguns, and smash as much as you can, you’ll miss the frequent sex opportunities when you get older.

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    woodat
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    she is very sexy why all these ppl on here talking crap who knows but 99.9% of them couldnt bag a girl like that anyways so keep hate alive

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    Double D
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    Hulk smash!

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    Terry
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    She’s not that great but I’d definitely watch her finger her butthole and I might actually go ahead and do her in the butt.

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    McGee
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    Rumor has it she loves putting all sorts of things up her butt.

  39. anonym

    this bitch is gonna be a nasty short old lady with a wrinkled forehead.

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    Richie
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    not bad

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    YourGodBowsToMe
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    Never thought I’d see someone giving themself a “dirty sanchez”.

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    i had to join so i could comment on Deena Cortese This lady has to have the perfect female body absolutely stunning none of these size 6 models but a true shape to worship go go deena

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    Rob
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    Those that say they wouldn’t tap that are either lying or gay. Men are not that particular in the real world…

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    BlackGuysTHoughts
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    Say what you want about her face or the way she acts on the show but, come on, lets be real. If anyone of her saw her in the mall we would take a long look at that ass and think about hitting it. I’m not going to front, her body works for me. Great ‘regular woman’ body. And she could be very nice for all I know. everybody can’t be 87 pound Miley Cyrus. Some women actually eat food

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    WHY is this in the ‘So Freaking Hot’ section???

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    vgirly
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    You commenters are sick.

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    laayan
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