So Who Wants To Gaze Into The Eye of Satan? Anyone?

July 27th, 2011 // 184 Comments

And we got a taker.

What you’re looking at is Deena Cortese shopping in Jersey with no underwear on yesterday, and against my regard for public safety and ocular integrity, I made the uncensored version available because I really don’t want to Big Brother you guys if I can help it. That said, it wouldn’t be a bad idea to tell your friends and family you love them and maybe leave a note with specific instructions to set your computer on fire without looking directly at it, or even indirectly if at all possible, after they find you. But, again, free country.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. JT

    Two words for you…desperate ho!

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    wtf
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    That outfit is outta control.

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    Gigs
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    I was expected to see at least a little vag but her fat covered it up. Thank you fat rolls.

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    Dano
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    She must have her balls tucked in

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    Dano
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    Fuckin sand guidos. Shoot em all in the head

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    Erin
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    still better looking than the face end

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    lazyass
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    Finally her real side, the deep end, took over. *me is UNSTOPPABLE’

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    bonerhard
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    Good God! How do I un-see this pic!!??!?!?

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    Alison
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    Is it her butt, or is it her vagina? Or do the two share the same functions…

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    Beauty
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    Can she not invest in some new Bearpaw Boetis Boots already?

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    Honkey
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    I think her moose knuckle is confused…

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    The Pope
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    Amazingly, this is actually her best side!

  13. no talent here, this girl only got on Jersey Shore because shes bf with Snookie.So tired of these stupid jocks.MTV please take them off tv. put a better drama reality show on.they do the same thing on every show.BORING!

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    Linda
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    who are these people?

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    chupacabra
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    Those shoes do her no favors.

  16. Jersey Shore Deena Upskirt No Underwear Butt
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    I thought the Budweiser Clydesdales were stabled in Kentucky?

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    Knee Grow
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    Seriously now, those big ol’ thighs could break a brotha’s jaw!

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    clinton
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    i thought that was suppose to be on the front ????

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    SteveG
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    No doubt her feet smell like a garbage fire inside a dog-food factory.

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    Since a joke about the the wiffle ball bat seems just too obvious, I would like to point out she missed a couple spots shaving her legs this morning.

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    Your wife’s a Bigfoot, isn’t she Gus?

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    TaT
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    I thought it was underwear,but, it looks like the inside of her dress showing. Idk, she’s still nasty.

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    Tara
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    This barfing cup explains how I feel about now.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQge_Yn-SLM&feature=player_embedded

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    elliottspitzer
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    GOD DAMN YOU FISH!!!! GOD DAMN YOU TO HELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

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    Lony
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    I dont see the uncensored version anywhere. Do I really want to see it?

  26. Jersey Shore Deena Upskirt No Underwear Butt
    Lony
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    I dont see the uncensored version. Do I really want to see it?

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