So Who Wants To Gaze Into The Eye of Satan? Anyone?

July 27th, 2011 // 184 Comments

And we got a taker.

What you’re looking at is Deena Cortese shopping in Jersey with no underwear on yesterday, and against my regard for public safety and ocular integrity, I made the uncensored version available because I really don’t want to Big Brother you guys if I can help it. That said, it wouldn’t be a bad idea to tell your friends and family you love them and maybe leave a note with specific instructions to set your computer on fire without looking directly at it, or even indirectly if at all possible, after they find you. But, again, free country.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Jersey Shore Deena Upskirt No Underwear Butt
    ET Phone Home
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    I swear to God I can see where she shaves her moustache

  2. wow only hypochondriacs posting tonite? guess none of you been eye to eye with satan before. u will. it’s a right of passage..

    • crabby old guy

      Oh Hell yes – my first marriage, it was a daily ritual. This has got NOTHING on that. Although I think the last time I saw an image like this, there was narration by Jacques Cousteau.

      “for civilization to survive, the human race has to remain civilized”
      — Rod Serling

      Man, we’re screwed,

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    AnnaDraconida
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    We’re lucky. She’s so fat, even if she wasn’t wearing a thong the asscheeks would block our view of the Eye of Sauron.

  4. Jersey Shore Deena Upskirt No Underwear Butt
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    Is it ass fat to blame for the absence of testicles I was so convinced would be there?

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    anonym
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    this midget is disgusting.

    and yes, she is wearing underwear, as seen in the other pic

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    its me fuckers
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    she is carrying a tent named ‘Storm Shield’ I bet she thinks it is a female condom. I want to see the picts of her trying to set this thing up in her vag.

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    BigOkie
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    Isn’t the “camel toe” supposed to be viewable from the front? Somehow hers slipped around back.

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    Brooke
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    Snooki keeps this blob around because she manages to make the pickle monster look like Audrey fucking Hepburn.

  9. Satan

    I resent that. I have pretty blue eyes.

  10. KOOL GUY

    wowwwwww!! thanksssss!!

  11. GoodGod

    ACTUALLY, SHE IS WEARING UNDERWEAR
    It’s just that it has been sucked in and crushed into an infinitely small particle, in a place where even light can’t escape…

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    Bad Bad Girl
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    It’s a sad day indeed when Snookie is the classy one in a photo.

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    Ollie
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    It looks like a giant moose knuckle at the back. I shudder at what’s at the front.

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    renzomatic
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    Stormshield…this should contain the flow…

  15. Jersey Shore Deena Upskirt No Underwear Butt
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    When she left the house she did have panties on. How did Snooki let her underestimate how hungry her ass was going to get?

  16. Problem?

    I can’t wait to see how crazy these….things go when their 15 minutes finally expire

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    Jason
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    That brick wall has sexier cracks.

  18. While it’s still gross, this compares no where to the amount of ass cleavage you see when walking down the street either by skank hos or fatties who can’t pull up their pants, or plumbers.

  19. Wow. Nietzsche was right. It’s staring at me.

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    Gene
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    Hell, all you’ve got here is plumbers crack…You’re all nothing ore than a bunch of kids.

    I have apparently been in Afghanistan too long. Duct tape her mouth…no wait…her whole head…until she quits wriggling…and I’d do her.

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    barkerman
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    It burnses… It burnses our eyes, precious!

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    Gene
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    Oh, and those aren’t boots. When they took Ms. Yhetti in to have her shaved down, they took her to a dog groomer that specializes in Poodles. The paws can get very very cold in the winter.

  23. Matt

    I am rock hard right now

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    Mike Walker
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    Eat the spider… eat the spider!!

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    linds
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    bahahaha under-ass tan lines

  26. Come_Honor_Face

    NFL linemen don’t have thighs as big as hers

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    KC
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    Someone put her vag on backwards.

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    Sin
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    She actually had granny panties on, The STD’s just ate them away.

  29. the one

    she is wearing underwear?
    ……. SICKMAKING PRUDISH AMERICAN BEHAVIOUR, folks!!

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    duder
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve seen uglier girls and angrier scenes, but never more degrading porn.

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    Recoil
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    I thought the woolly mammoth was extinct.Guess we were all wrong.

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    TurboZinger
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    Oh look! She bought a new dress!!

  33. Jersey Shore Deena Upskirt No Underwear Butt
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    Dontclickdontclickdontclick….AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!!! Godammit.

  34. Jersey Shore Deena Upskirt No Underwear Butt
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    Dontclickdontclickdontclick….AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!!! Godammit.

  35. Dontclickdontclickdontclick….AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH!!! Godammit.

  36. That is one huge pink butthole.

  37. Owen Dupree

    Gluteus maximus absurdus

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    Dr Ha-Ha
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    I’m guessing she thought it was an inflatable trough.

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    Elf
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    The target is two meters wide? That’s impossible to hit. Even for a computer!

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    Cya later
    Commented on this photo:

    Does any dude think that fatass whore is cute? If so, he needs to cut off his dick, because he’s not a real dude; he’s a chick masquerading as a dude…

  41. See Alice

    Oh Shit I looked

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    footballisus
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    What would you call that? Reverse cameltoeoloogy?

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    Leo D
    Commented on this photo:

    My EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Their BURNIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    vandal
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    Fart and give us a clue love.

  45. rican

    She has her twat on backwards.

  46. Owen Dupree

    They’re auditioning for “Dumb and Dumber, New Jersey Style ” pilot

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    buttface
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    She looks exactly like a World of Warcraft Dwarf character but skankier.

  48. Maybe its because I come from a big NY eye-talian family but I’d totally demolish her and the oompa loompa without any reservations.

    I know, I felt dirty typing it too. I’m going to go cry in the shower now.

  49. haymoose

    It kind of looks like what I imagined the front to look like!

  50. Donald Trump

    Jesus H Christ – why is she wearing those Abominable Snowman boots in the effin’ summer? It’s 110 degrees in NJ this week!!! What an effin idiot! She should be exterminated.

    • Lemmiwinks

      I’ve concluded she and Snooki wear those furry boots to prevent other people from slipping and falling in their puddled secretions. It is a public-spirited gesture which we should all applaud.

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