And we got a taker.
What you’re looking at is Deena Cortese shopping in Jersey with no underwear on yesterday, and against my regard for public safety and ocular integrity, I made the uncensored version available because I really don’t want to Big Brother you guys if I can help it. That said, it wouldn’t be a bad idea to tell your friends and family you love them and maybe leave a note with specific instructions to set your computer on fire without looking directly at it, or even indirectly if at all possible, after they find you. But, again, free country.
Photos: Splash News
you are going to hell for posting this
While I agree, what I’m completely baffled by is why I clicked the picture?
Wish I hadn’t clicked too
Ok, I know I shouldn’t do it…I won’t be able to eat for days…but I can’t help myself…I’m going to check out the uncensored pic (have mercy on my soul.)
At least you can’t see anything. Still gross as fuck but so is her face.
Or at the very least, in front of congress.
cant see anything kimmy? lying whore, I clicked on it got an eye full. screw you blogger man for this . screw you all!!!!!!!!!
The Ring, Part III
i bet her ass smells like spoiled potatoes and rotted cabbage, um thats making me hungry, i’d like to eat that
FIRST!
…to not see anything, because you FORGOT THE NSFW VERSION.
you are a failure at everything. not first, and he didn’t forget the NSFW. You can’t see her asshole though…there’s too much meat blocking the view.
I don’t know what she’s doing in this photo, but I hope that she’s bobbing for dignity.
When discussing members of the animal kingdom that posture is referred to as “presenting.” I would say that in this instance the term is applicable.
Dammit Lemmi, don’t dis the animal kingdom or they’re gonna go all Event on our asses.
I know that was plants – not the point.
You were right Fish. I regret not letting Big Brother decide what I should lay my eyes upon. That was simply murderous with a capital “suicide.”
I get the impression she might be wearing panties but they’re wedged so far up her crevasse they can’t be seen in the first pic. Let’s face it, nobody’s going to volunteer for search and rescue.
i agree. this is a case of thong + hungry ass.
She should launch a signature line of panties and call them “Brown Star Express.”
Pauly D might.
its true. if you go further along in the gallery, its quite clear she is wearing underwear
“Crevasse!”
classic.
I love that it says “Dirty” over her right ass cheek for the smelling impaired.
+1 for Sat.
so who has the sulfuric eye bleach?
It is really a bad news day when:
A) You think it is necessary to post this picture of a POS.
B) Having posted it you realize that this lump of fat, actually makes Snooki look human.
C) You wake up and think I really need to post more about the “Girls of Jersey Shore”!
Why don’t we do girls of Seacrets Bar in Ocean City, MD?
Pic #’s 45 to 48 in particular!!!
http://www.photoreflect.com/store/thumbpage.aspx?e=8133967
woof, woof, hoooWWWLLLL!!!
I now know where to never vacation…holy shitballs that is an ugly bar full of people. How could you even know about that pic collection?
epic spam FAIL
lol, Pics 45 to 48!
Most of the rest are trash from MD/Virginia
Tell me one of the blondes in front is your Bachelorette…
No, but there will be more of them.
I’m going to wear Hannibal Lecter’s mask there and just move my eyes around quickly when a hot one walks by, that should keep me out of trouble.
what the fuck are all these beached whales? I thought you were showing us something relevant to fatso above. you are truly a sick and twisted bastard. If one of these whales is your wife to be dont worry, you still have time to jump off the brooklynn bridge. It will be for the best.
I should be “Girls of Jerky Snore”
Is she not wearing underwear or has it been sucked up into her black hole of sin? I can see a pair of granny panties getting lost in that for days….much less a thong.
I think her toxic asshole acid ate away at the thong. Oh man, no sleep for me tonight…….or ever!!!!!!!!!
she is disgusting.
She’s got a thong on. I can see just a hint of fabric where her cooch ought to be. I looked, which means I need therapy, but I looked.
I dunno…look at the other photos that were taken from the side. I cannot find the outline of any waistband and that dress is stretched tight as a sausage full of lard.
There is what looks like underwear in Pic 3.
Some things you just can’t unsee
ow…my soul!
lol omg i’m going to make the nsfw version my desktop pic just to prove you’re all hypos
A hippo for hypos?
I actually expected worse than this.
I expected this
http://a.fsdn.com/sd/firehose/011/055/722-1-thumblg.png
you should be able to see a panty line if there were any. you can see a natural fat crease from her bulbous ass and that’s it.
It’s called a thong!
Ladies, if your menstrual flow is of biblical proportions…try STORMSHIELD! The only pad good for 40 days and 40 nights.
frikkin’ WIN right here!
“biblical proportions” bwahahahahaha!!!
“Eww…what’s that reek? Oh, it’s me.”
In Nyc, the police use manned station like life-guards in certain neighborhood in order to reduce crime. The enforcer is applying the same method here. Im not sure what the big shock is…
It’s a thong. You can see in the other picture you posted she’s got panties on. They’ve just been completely devoured by her butt fat.
I haven’t seen thighs that meaty since Costco stopped selling the hormone pumped chicken and went organic.
my computer smells like manure now.
Fairly full of win right there, I tell ya
there’s probly some dude we don’t see bent over, and shes just tossin’ his salad….filthy pig!
Deena Cortese shopping for a new diaphragm.
Hey, give her credit for honesty. She has the advertisement “Dirty” displayed on her ass.
She assumed the red and yellow were ketchup and mustard and, thinking it was a giant burger, she leapt on top of it only to be disappointed.
BTW, does anyone still have any Ayds still laying around? I’d like to send them to her just for laughs.
AIDS?
Brooke, you will have to look Ayds up online.
whoa her legs could crush an elephant
It could be worse. It could have been Snooki.
I do not wish to find out.
whatev…snooki looks good here…nice legs, healthy side-boob, cute feet…any of you pimply bitches would pre-me all over the place if she gave you a go, and you know it.
She is truly a strikingly unattractive woman from almost any conceivable point of consideration.
my monitor smells like feces now.
danny devito must be doing some f’d-up skit for Sunny… that crazy guy.
I just threw up something I ate in utero.
Dude, I think it’s time you take the plunge and buy yourself a set of dishes. I promise it’ll make your Cap’n Crunch taste even better.
does it go all the way to china???
The Netherlands seems more likely.
come on???? sensored??? please get me the ice pick now STAT!!
It’s funny how that is the way I thought the front might look too!
Perhaps I shouldn’t be so anxious to find out, but how the hell do I get to the uncensored version? Used to be able to click the star and it opened but not now. Shit.
Figured it out. Maybe that wasn’t such a good idea after all.
I can’t figure it out. I feel stupid. I click on the photo and I just get the censored one.
I suspect Tolkien got the idea for the Eye of Sauron under similar circumstances.
Looks more like the Black Pit of Moria to me.
One does not simply walk into Whore-dor.
The N word is actually less offensive
I believe that this will be the first time I have not clicked though to see what lies hidden beneath the star here at the Superficial.
But then, I ma eating dinner in a couple of hours.
What’s most sad is that she actually seems to think she’s hot.
Trust me, Chewie, you’re not.
Your loss, this is the first time I’ve seen a photo of somebody with a hand sticking OUT of their ass.
Do it LJ I don’t want to be the only one drinking till I forget
Wow… who woulda thought it, Mr. Snuffaluffagus, alive and well.
I was actually hoping to see some gabagool
She looks like that witch from Spirited Away.
I was thinking the same thing.
Someone needs to tell her that her moose knuckle is on the wrong side.
They look like brothers
are there no ‘indecency laws’ where she lives? shouldn’t she be arrested for indecent exposure.. ?
Who knew Satan was brown-eyed?
I just threw up a little in my mouth…
Ok, I know that I’m asking for the need to wash my eyes out with acid, but how do you see uncensored pictures here? I’ve had this problem with pictures that I actually wanted to see as well.
of course, right after I say that, I see the link……man, I’m stupid.
And wish I hadn’t…..
Wheres my shotgun it’s big foot I mean big ass
Did she even bother to clean the fur of that animal she hunted, gathered and ate before she made boots out of it?
Ugh, those boots! Not the Ugg variety, mind you, but them things must reek to high heaven!! WTF is up with wearing winter boots in the summer?