So Who Wants To Gaze Into The Eye of Satan? Anyone?

July 27th, 2011 // 184 Comments

And we got a taker.

What you’re looking at is Deena Cortese shopping in Jersey with no underwear on yesterday, and against my regard for public safety and ocular integrity, I made the uncensored version available because I really don’t want to Big Brother you guys if I can help it. That said, it wouldn’t be a bad idea to tell your friends and family you love them and maybe leave a note with specific instructions to set your computer on fire without looking directly at it, or even indirectly if at all possible, after they find you. But, again, free country.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. you are going to hell for posting this

  2. Jersey Shore Deena Upskirt No Underwear Butt
    bearandbu
    Commented on this photo:

    The Ring, Part III

    • neo

      i bet her ass smells like spoiled potatoes and rotted cabbage, um thats making me hungry, i’d like to eat that

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    Dean Stalickz
    Commented on this photo:

    FIRST!

    …to not see anything, because you FORGOT THE NSFW VERSION.

    • Hugh Gentry

      you are a failure at everything. not first, and he didn’t forget the NSFW. You can’t see her asshole though…there’s too much meat blocking the view.

  4. I don’t know what she’s doing in this photo, but I hope that she’s bobbing for dignity.

    • Lemmiwinks

      When discussing members of the animal kingdom that posture is referred to as “presenting.” I would say that in this instance the term is applicable.

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    Eye of Newt
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    You were right Fish. I regret not letting Big Brother decide what I should lay my eyes upon. That was simply murderous with a capital “suicide.”

  6. Lemmiwinks

    I get the impression she might be wearing panties but they’re wedged so far up her crevasse they can’t be seen in the first pic. Let’s face it, nobody’s going to volunteer for search and rescue.

  7. MILF

    I love that it says “Dirty” over her right ass cheek for the smelling impaired.

  8. zomgbie

    so who has the sulfuric eye bleach?

  9. The Critical Crassness

    It is really a bad news day when:
    A) You think it is necessary to post this picture of a POS.
    B) Having posted it you realize that this lump of fat, actually makes Snooki look human.
    C) You wake up and think I really need to post more about the “Girls of Jersey Shore”!

  10. Jersey Shore Deena Upskirt No Underwear Butt
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    Is she not wearing underwear or has it been sucked up into her black hole of sin? I can see a pair of granny panties getting lost in that for days….much less a thong.

    • maddox

      I think her toxic asshole acid ate away at the thong. Oh man, no sleep for me tonight…….or ever!!!!!!!!!

  11. N

    she is disgusting.

  12. Jersey Shore Deena Upskirt No Underwear Butt
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    She’s got a thong on. I can see just a hint of fabric where her cooch ought to be. I looked, which means I need therapy, but I looked.

  13. Jersey Shore Deena Upskirt No Underwear Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    Some things you just can’t unsee

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    TomFrank
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    I actually expected worse than this.

  15. Jersey Shore Deena Upskirt No Underwear Butt
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    you should be able to see a panty line if there were any. you can see a natural fat crease from her bulbous ass and that’s it.

  16. Jersey Shore Deena Upskirt No Underwear Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    Ladies, if your menstrual flow is of biblical proportions…try STORMSHIELD! The only pad good for 40 days and 40 nights.

  17. Jersey Shore Deena Upskirt No Underwear Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Eww…what’s that reek? Oh, it’s me.”

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    rough
    Commented on this photo:

    In Nyc, the police use manned station like life-guards in certain neighborhood in order to reduce crime. The enforcer is applying the same method here. Im not sure what the big shock is…

  19. CZ

    It’s a thong. You can see in the other picture you posted she’s got panties on. They’ve just been completely devoured by her butt fat.

  20. Jersey Shore Deena Upskirt No Underwear Butt
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    I haven’t seen thighs that meaty since Costco stopped selling the hormone pumped chicken and went organic.

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    mel
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    my computer smells like manure now.

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    Pauly D
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    there’s probly some dude we don’t see bent over, and shes just tossin’ his salad….filthy pig!

  23. Jersey Shore Deena Upskirt No Underwear Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    Deena Cortese shopping for a new diaphragm.

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    Hank E. Ring
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, give her credit for honesty. She has the advertisement “Dirty” displayed on her ass.

  25. cc

    She assumed the red and yellow were ketchup and mustard and, thinking it was a giant burger, she leapt on top of it only to be disappointed.

    BTW, does anyone still have any Ayds still laying around? I’d like to send them to her just for laughs.

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    Maeby
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    whoa her legs could crush an elephant

  27. hmna

    It could be worse. It could have been Snooki.

  28. Jersey Shore Deena Upskirt No Underwear Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    She is truly a strikingly unattractive woman from almost any conceivable point of consideration.

  29. mel

    my monitor smells like feces now.

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    Any Guy
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    danny devito must be doing some f’d-up skit for Sunny… that crazy guy.

  31. I just threw up something I ate in utero.

    • Lemmiwinks

      Dude, I think it’s time you take the plunge and buy yourself a set of dishes. I promise it’ll make your Cap’n Crunch taste even better.

  32. WTF

    does it go all the way to china???

  33. come on???? sensored??? please get me the ice pick now STAT!!

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    haymoose
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    It’s funny how that is the way I thought the front might look too!

  35. grobpilot

    Perhaps I shouldn’t be so anxious to find out, but how the hell do I get to the uncensored version? Used to be able to click the star and it opened but not now. Shit.

  36. cc

    I suspect Tolkien got the idea for the Eye of Sauron under similar circumstances.

  37. guy rossi

    The N word is actually less offensive

  38. LJ

    I believe that this will be the first time I have not clicked though to see what lies hidden beneath the star here at the Superficial.

    But then, I ma eating dinner in a couple of hours.

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    Joe Blow
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow… who woulda thought it, Mr. Snuffaluffagus, alive and well.

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    Tommy
    Commented on this photo:

    I was actually hoping to see some gabagool

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    johnnybingbong
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    She looks like that witch from Spirited Away.

  42. Jersey Shore Deena Upskirt No Underwear Butt
    Honkey
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    Someone needs to tell her that her moose knuckle is on the wrong side.

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    maddox
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    They look like brothers

  44. b

    are there no ‘indecency laws’ where she lives? shouldn’t she be arrested for indecent exposure.. ?

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    GuyLeDouche
    Commented on this photo:

    Who knew Satan was brown-eyed?

  46. Jersey Shore Deena Upskirt No Underwear Butt
    Leo
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    I just threw up a little in my mouth…

  47. Jersey Shore Deena Upskirt No Underwear Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok, I know that I’m asking for the need to wash my eyes out with acid, but how do you see uncensored pictures here? I’ve had this problem with pictures that I actually wanted to see as well.

  48. BENWAW

    Wheres my shotgun it’s big foot I mean big ass

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    ad nasuem
    Commented on this photo:

    Did she even bother to clean the fur of that animal she hunted, gathered and ate before she made boots out of it?

    • Youdrink waytoomutch

      Ugh, those boots! Not the Ugg variety, mind you, but them things must reek to high heaven!! WTF is up with wearing winter boots in the summer?

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