Sad news, everybody. The cast of Jersey Shore moved out of the beach house for the last time yesterday leaving a cannoli-shaped hole in our hearts that can only be filled with tanning oil and the clap. Fortunately, Deena Cortese saw fit to bless us one last time with the majestic brown canyon she calls an ass crack. (Fun Fact: That used to be a beach umbrella. Not a thong.) Also, Snooki wore a giant rabbit mask over her head the whole time which I’m sure is related somehow. “So at least half a pickle’s up there? I’m in.”
Adding… What you’re trying to think of right now is Station from Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey. Deena and Snooki are Station. I defy you to think of them otherwise from here on out.
Photo: INFdaily, Splash News
Watchout godzilla, its the attack of the Cortese Butt Monster
Well on the bright side thats a cuter smile down there then on her face!
What’s sad is that’s not a thong.
Thars some mighty thunder in them thighs!
Instead of a playboy bunny.its a fat bitch bunny!
I would love to suck on her asshole!!!
This episode of Jersey Shore gets a special guest appearance by Assy McGee.
Honestly, It’s not that bad. Now if you’re comparing her to a model, a fitness trainer, a fitness competitor yes it’s out of shape a little bit. But, if you’re comparing her to the average woman, she looks fine. There is WAY WAY worse out there.
ok agreed ENV, but why show photos of that nastiness is beyond me…….looks like a comfy fat pillow though
fine? you can write when you are drunk, that’s amazing!!!!
Holy butt swalloing undies Batman!
Snooki and Deena need to lay off the bronzer
Umbrella?!?
Honey. That was a TENT.
I hope this is as close to Hell as I’ll ever get!
I’d hit it.
Buffalo qeef much?
Call the butcher.
How to look classy: wear a raceback shirt with a regular bra, so everyone gets to see your worn out bra straps.
Another fat trashy ugly white bitch showing her cellulite flat ass. whats new??
If this is a parting gift, can I return it to sender?
Thick asses always look sexier in thongs. Very nice.
I’d jump at the chance to lay down on my back and have Deena plant her nice plump ass over my face.
Although I’d rather put my cock in there and pump for oil all night long. :)
Only one thing comes to mind…..IN TE BUTT, PUT IT IN THE BUTT. All night long. :)
Only one thing comes to mind…..IN TE BUTT, PUT IT IN THE BUTT. All night long. :)