Deena Cortese Gave Us a Parting Gift

August 2nd, 2011 // 182 Comments

Sad news, everybody. The cast of Jersey Shore moved out of the beach house for the last time yesterday leaving a cannoli-shaped hole in our hearts that can only be filled with tanning oil and the clap. Fortunately, Deena Cortese saw fit to bless us one last time with the majestic brown canyon she calls an ass crack. (Fun Fact: That used to be a beach umbrella. Not a thong.) Also, Snooki wore a giant rabbit mask over her head the whole time which I’m sure is related somehow. “So at least half a pickle’s up there? I’m in.”

Adding… What you’re trying to think of right now is Station from Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey. Deena and Snooki are Station. I defy you to think of them otherwise from here on out.

Photo: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Deena Cortese Upskirt Butt Jersey Shore
    footballisus
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    Watchout godzilla, its the attack of the Cortese Butt Monster

  2. Deena Cortese Upskirt Butt Jersey Shore
    footballisus
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    Well on the bright side thats a cuter smile down there then on her face!

  3. Deena Cortese Upskirt Butt Jersey Shore
    KC
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    What’s sad is that’s not a thong.

  4. Deena Cortese Upskirt Butt Jersey Shore
    footballisus
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    Thars some mighty thunder in them thighs!

  5. Snooki Rabbit Head Jersey Shore
    footballisus
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    Instead of a playboy bunny.its a fat bitch bunny!

  6. little turtle head

    I would love to suck on her asshole!!!

  7. This episode of Jersey Shore gets a special guest appearance by Assy McGee.

  8. Deena Cortese Upskirt Butt Jersey Shore
    ENV
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    Honestly, It’s not that bad. Now if you’re comparing her to a model, a fitness trainer, a fitness competitor yes it’s out of shape a little bit. But, if you’re comparing her to the average woman, she looks fine. There is WAY WAY worse out there.

  9. Deena Cortese Upskirt Butt Jersey Shore
    footballisus
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    Holy butt swalloing undies Batman!

  10. Station Bill Ted Bogus Journey Deena Snooki Jersey Shore
    HefsMom
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    Snooki and Deena need to lay off the bronzer

  11. Deena Cortese Upskirt Butt Jersey Shore
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    Umbrella?!?

    Honey. That was a TENT.

  12. Rossiv53

    I hope this is as close to Hell as I’ll ever get!

  13. Racer X

    I’d hit it.

  14. Buffalo qeef much?

  15. Deena Cortese Upskirt Butt Jersey Shore
    Aud
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    Call the butcher.

  16. Lois Lame

    How to look classy: wear a raceback shirt with a regular bra, so everyone gets to see your worn out bra straps.

  17. James

    Another fat trashy ugly white bitch showing her cellulite flat ass. whats new??

  18. Dre

    If this is a parting gift, can I return it to sender?

  19. Deena Cortese Upskirt Butt Jersey Shore
    DK
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    Thick asses always look sexier in thongs. Very nice.

  20. Deena Cortese Upskirt Butt Jersey Shore
    barney
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    I’d jump at the chance to lay down on my back and have Deena plant her nice plump ass over my face.

  21. Deena Cortese Upskirt Butt Jersey Shore
    cooksad
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    Only one thing comes to mind…..IN TE BUTT, PUT IT IN THE BUTT. All night long. :)

  22. Deena Cortese Upskirt Butt Jersey Shore
    cooksad
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    Only one thing comes to mind…..IN TE BUTT, PUT IT IN THE BUTT. All night long. :)

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