Sad news, everybody. The cast of Jersey Shore moved out of the beach house for the last time yesterday leaving a cannoli-shaped hole in our hearts that can only be filled with tanning oil and the clap. Fortunately, Deena Cortese saw fit to bless us one last time with the majestic brown canyon she calls an ass crack. (Fun Fact: That used to be a beach umbrella. Not a thong.) Also, Snooki wore a giant rabbit mask over her head the whole time which I’m sure is related somehow. “So at least half a pickle’s up there? I’m in.”
Adding… What you’re trying to think of right now is Station from Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey. Deena and Snooki are Station. I defy you to think of them otherwise from here on out.
Photo: INFdaily, Splash News
As the sun glistens off the cellulite rolls….you can hear the stairs creeeeeeek!
I hate that show, guidos don’t associate with any race outside their insular Italian world but I’d smash that bitches ass like a motherfucker!
They’re NOT Italians. They’re Italian-Americans. There IS a difference.
Blurry DJ in the background saying it all with the disgusted look on his face.
omg! her fart just blew off her skirt .
Why is it that guidos are so obsessed with spending their lives in the gym and injecting steroids, but the guidettes are so damn fat?
1. Steroids
2. Beer
On the exclusion list for Aroma-Scope.
Can I request that we get it spayed?
If ANY of you bitches, female ones, call this pic gross, ugly, weird or any negative term, it is because you are so jealous and can’t handle someone being prettier than you. I’m talking to you @haha and @jealous bitches. Oh, and if you are male and say you wouldn’t do her then you are a “homo”.
Gumption, the fuck is wrong with you? I’d put money on the fact that every single girl commenting on this is infinitely better looking than this Deena bitch. She’s has man-face for fucks sake. And drunk bitch bloat as well. There is nothing to be jealous of.
You know, she is on television BECAUSE she’s an awful mess. If she were attractive or had any class she wouldn’t be on this show. The whole point is to chronicle someone that’s self indulgent, ugly, and dumb, and yet somehow at the same time completely devoid of self-consciousness or shame. The entertainment is in the derision.
But that appears to have been totally lost on you…which means you could probably get on a show like this. Congrats.
uh, it is called sarcasm…I was making a point regarding the fact that if a pic of a woman is up and you call out plastic surgery or pick on their appearance because this site is called the SUPERFICIAL, the women come back and say “you are jealous”, both “haha” and “jealous” write a lot of comments like that. And if a guy doesnt think a girl is pretty then he is called “homo”. Geez, do I have to spell it out for you? Yeah, I did…
gumption is Deena’s mom.
So we should settle, then, for biscuits wrapped in grease?
site feature request – way to hide Jersey shore posts. -Thank you
looking good Snooks
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’
That’s what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ‘em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, ’twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun’s loaded and she’s in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl’s got ‘em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl’s got ‘em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
Ahh! Spinal Tap!!
I suddenly have a craving for ham.
Somebody died and went to hell and came back as that g-string.
MTV paid Snooki to wear that mask in hopes that she would fall down the stairs to her hilarious death. Finally a Jersey Shore episode worth watching!
That reminds me. I’m taking the kids to the zoo this weekend.
Even her clothes don’t want to touch that ass.
I’d hit it…
with a .30-06.
Great! I have to friggin buy another blanket now, puked all over mine when I saw fat midget ass. These girls actually think they’re hot. At least Snooki has a sort of cute face. Jwow looks like a friggin meth addict. The only decent one is Sammi.
Excellent!!!
ROFL!!
Bent over a chair – probably a very mountable ass. Walking up stairs – not a good sight.
Really, you look great. Come on in and meet my parents.
haha station!
Bob Hoskins stars as Snooki in the summer’s surprise blockbuster: Who Hasn’t Fucked Snooki Rabbit?
She might be from Jersey, but that’s a textbook case of Delaware ass. Takes at least an hour to get from one side to the other.
I came.
This bitch looks exactly the same coming and going. How do you develop tits on your back?
Finally!
a wild snorlax appeared
LOLOLOLOL
Fish, was it really necessary to subject us all to this. Here we come to you looking for some much needed relief from work related bordom, and you subject us to this. This was completly uncalled for, and none of us here appreciate it one iota.
I’m beginning to think she’s doing this on purpose. That skirt is probably tucked into that thong. That nasty, pitiful thong.
That poor, poor thong.
This just in: Furries everywhere abandon their fetish. Said one furry, who wished to remain anonymous, “At this point I think I’d rather fuck a real live Guinea pig than stick my dick in someone wearing soft, oh-so supple rabbit costume.”
In related news pet stores across the nation are now reporting a shortage of Guinea pigs.
How many asses does she have?
Those shoes she’s shod with on her hooves must be made out of the strongest substance known to mankind.
I have far from a perfect ass, but….jesus.
Look at those poor panties… eaten by her ass. I guess crack really does kill.
Between Deena, Snookie, and the Kardashian sisters, we can end Africa’s famine by sending them all over there to feast off their cottage cheese ass.
Won’t work.
If Ebola can leave Africa and be anywhere in the world in a matter of days, it’d be easy enough, even for skanks with low IQs such as these, to do the same.
They’d escape and come back.
I agree, it sad but true. What if you threw in a bunch of booze? They would stay for a short period of time.
Is that cocaine on the bunnys nose?
I thought Donnie Darko killed that thing?
I hope this doesn’t mean that a jet engine is going to crash through Jake Gyllenhaal’s bedroom.
Funny…when you show someone from behind on this site, there’s always someone who says, “Oh, that could be anybody.” Yet I notice that no one here has asked you to prove that this is Snooki.
Apparently, her fart was powerful enough to do more than just blow her skirt up.
“Hey, no one told me we were starting the good-bye blowjobs already!”
It’s like… not even an ass.
It’s like… a burnt omelette made of human skin. I bet there’s cheese and rotten spinach beneath those folds.
UUUUGGGHHH.
now I’m gonna be sick!
I just laughed so hard at these guys, I made my eyes well up.
I don’t think I could get drunk enough to fuck that. And if I did I would pray I got whisky dick before I got herpes from that thing.
Seriously, this chick is giving me the gay.
give it ten years… you’ll be using stills from the dark crystal
i cant believe you managed to outdo yourself after “majestic brown canyon”… well played sir.. well played **starts slow clap**
Come ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA
that’s so funny! THANK YOU!
You know she”s got a thong song thats just full of shit!