Apparently This Day Can Get Sexier

July 14th, 2011 // 163 Comments

You know what I admire most about the creators of Jersey Shore? They dared to look at Snooki and say, “What if we had two drunk, slutty Ewoks?” And yet no Emmy nom. God, I hate this country.

Photo: Splash News

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  1. Ronald Reagan

    I would pay to have her sit on my face and fart

  2. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Butt Cheeks JWoww
    j_breez
    Commented on this photo:

    I honestly thought this was an old picture of snooki at first, who the hell is deena cortese and how did she manage to look worse than snooki when she was fat?!

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    erica
    Commented on this photo:

    she has a weird body, shes tall, but has shortish legs, no hips, kind of square body, and huge bolt ons,,, idk she just looks very strange the way her body is set up

  4. SADDAMNYOUALL

    I WANT TO SEE HER DO PORN WITH WESLEY PIPES AND BRIAN PUMPER……PLUMP WHITE GIRL DOUBLE PENETRATION

  5. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Butt Cheeks JWoww
    L.
    Commented on this photo:

    she is trashy but super sexy. her body is amazing.

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    yeppp
    Commented on this photo:

    TWEEKER!!!!

  7. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Butt Cheeks JWoww
    yeppp
    Commented on this photo:

    JWOWW LOOKS LIKE HELL!!

  8. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Butt Cheeks JWoww
    yeppp
    Commented on this photo:

    DRUGGIE!!!!

  9. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Butt Cheeks JWoww
    yeppp
    Commented on this photo:

    STRUNG OUT LOOKING JWOWW

  10. Snooki Lover

    This Snooki wannabe is not a patch on the original and the best.

  11. Bee Bee

    God you guys sounds like a bunch of no life highschool snobs, hilarious and sad at the same time.

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    btreese
    Commented on this photo:

    forced anal…yep…that’s about it.

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    Donald Trump
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it wrong to wish death on someone?

  14. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Butt Cheeks JWoww
    Howie
    Commented on this photo:

    She missed a belt loop because she is used to taking her clothes off, not putting them on.

  15. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Butt Cheeks JWoww
    ben dover
    Commented on this photo:

    more cushion for the pushin

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