Apparently This Day Can Get Sexier

July 14th, 2011 // 162 Comments

You know what I admire most about the creators of Jersey Shore? They dared to look at Snooki and say, “What if we had two drunk, slutty Ewoks?” And yet no Emmy nom. God, I hate this country.

Photo: Splash News

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  1. Izzy Mandelbaum

    Why don’t make a stop at the New Jersey state prison and give the entire yard a conjugal ?

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    Mark B
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    Looks like two rhino gently playing under a tarp.

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    neo
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    i would like to put my nose in between those butt cheeks a lick a sniff all night long.

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    carmen
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    Oh good, the fashion police are here

  5. Hairy ass buffalo boots not helping a damn thing.

  6. PoorMaryKelly

    As shitty as it is,the back looks a whole lot better than the front. You don’t want her to turn around. Eek!

  7. Who Cares

    This FAT talentless PIG is nothing but lucky and WOW is she uglyyyyyyyyyyy.

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    European
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    People in the background are even sadder than in the foreground.
    Enjoy defaulting, you fucking moronic Americans. Make a reality show about it after it happens!!!

    • the thing is

      The Brits aren’t too far behind us on the intelligence scale you piece of shit. I CAN handle my money, my government can’t. Fucking wanker.

      • the thing is

        Where you from Scotland? the Scots are pretty asinine. The spaniards are fucking idiots, too worried about looking good. You must be French, because they are pretty damn stupid also. Hmmmm, the Greeks are pretty bad with money, why don’t you go talk shit about them? Fucking idiot.

  9. European

    People in the background of these photos are even sadder than in the foreground. Enjoy defaulting, you fucking moronic Americans. Make a reality show about it after it happens!!!

    • A dirty Canadian

      They’re in Italy, therefore, the people in the background are actually Italian you European n i g g e r.

      • twat

        No, no, I think the “Police” on the back of the officer’s shirt pretty much clarifies where the fuck they are. As well as the signs in the background. Or the caption to the story that says they are in NJ. You do Canadians wrong.

      • European

        Thanks for takin care of my lightwork, twat.
        I’ll let Jimmy know you’re good in the pocket.

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    Terrawr
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    If you’re wondering where Snooki is, I think she’s hiding inside the ass/leg flap on that midget’s ass.

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    Argh
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    This is what’s wrong with America: pieces of trash like this getting screentime on TV and cash to boot.

  12. Come_Honor_Face

    The sad thing is.. Jwoww prob paid like $90 for that shirt

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    Jade
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    The time to go outside and face the world is after you check your outfit in the mirror and think to yourself: “yeah, this looks good.” Snooki completely ignores this basic rule in the handbook, making me feel sorry for the shorts she stuffed those bags of cottage cheese in. I feel sorry for her hair follicles too, because those extensions seem like they have melted to her head.

  14. mel

    i can smell snooki’s ass pablum from my computer screen. enough before i vom….!

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    MrsWrong
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    Special Shrimp is Special

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    MrsWrong
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    “For the LAST time I WON’T make a PICKLE PIZZA!!!”

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    bernard
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    wow, they look like dudes

  18. Radioactive Man

    My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

  19. most disgusting fucking think I have ever seen.

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    Elf
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    “What? My vagina is shedding again!?!?”

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    Closing one eye will NOT make those clothes the right size for you! What a waste of space

  22. elle

    That poor, poor girl. Does she not realize she’s an effing laughingstock?

    • BE

      Nope, I’m sure they paid a lot of good money to look like that. I’m not even counting the lipo and the implants. Obviously trying to get their money’s worth on all the surgery. But hey, she save a bundle on the frost job!

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    RealJerseyGirl
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    How in the hell can you be wearing boots by the beach on a hot as shit day? These bitches are nuts.

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    The Pope of Cleveland
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    That ain’t ass, it’s back-fat.

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    Ponkur
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    “The fuck? Hold this a second babe, Imma need both hands for this one”

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    Ponkur
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    We are all the fat kid in the green shirt.

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    Kat
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    from the thumbnails, it looks like she’s walking around with her pants down at her ankles.

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    TomFrank
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    “I think Daniel Negreanu gave me crabs.”

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    TomFrank
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    What a surprise. JWoww’s a two-fisted drinker.

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    437-Hunter Farley
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    Too bad that the jersey shore has let go there member cast and employees, MTV struggled there tv cast.

  31. Jon

    Feet – cankles – ass.

  32. Buttercup

    For some reason, fat makes the whole outfit look even more obscene than if she actually had no clothes on, does it not? And, holy crap that she is standing with her legs so far apart because her thighs are so fat that they would knock her around a little if she tried to walk with them closer together. I have first-hand experience, yay.

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    Ben Whofleck
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    Oooo….
    Cankly!

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    The Brown Streak
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    All this time everybody thought it was the waves, but the sound they heard was Snooki’s thighs rubbing together.

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    TaT
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    That’s Deena guys, not Snooki, as much as I hate to say this, Snooki is cuter in the face.

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    TaT
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    She looks like a speed freak.

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    TaT
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    Whose ass actually droops out of the bottom of their shorts like that? That’s just gross she needs to get to a gym.

    • Bringbackbabalu

      Umm what? it isn’t sagging, her legs and ass are like all muscle she has an ass like Britney Spears….although the rest of her looks putrid. How can you even tell someone to go to a gym, you are more than likely in need of a gym more than this creature/ewokspawn

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    TaT
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    She probably thinks noone will notice. I don’t think she realizes alot of people try to avoid her face.

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    Aggie
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    So we can assume the phrase “I want it to look natural” has never crossed Jwoww lips.

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    Cardinal Fang
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    She looks a little like Kevin Pollak in this photo.

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    Would you look at the mug on that one. “Troll” doesn’t begin to encompass enough cruelty to describe her face.

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    AnnaDraconida
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    In every picture there’s a fat kid in a green shirt saying it all with his shit-eating grin.

  43. Racer X

    I’d hit it.

    Loves me some thick thighs

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    Racer X
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    DAT ASS.

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    ad nasuem
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    She looks like she smells like an elephant.

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    ad nasuem
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    You can almost see the burn marks that result from the furious war going between Deena’s left and right upper inner thighs.

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    Disgusting
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    Sweet Lord Jesus…and these girls are ON A HIT TV SHOW??? This just goes to show you how reprehensible the minds of some American television viewers are. Detestable, atrocious, horrid…these adjectives don’t even begin to carry enough descriptive power to express my absolute disgust toward these social monstrosities…how about…Crack Addicted Malaysian Transsexuals?? Or maybe Yeast Infected Horse Faced Shemales??

    • Bringbackbabalu

      Define hit? MTV doesn’t have enough viewers combined to equal a hit show. So high school kids and everyone in new jersey.

  48. I can’t believe no one has noticed, that is NOT Snooki or JWoww. Those are look-a-likes!! AHAHAHAHA

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    F me harder!
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    Dumb cunt missed a belt loop.

  50. leenie

    They look so hard in the face.

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