You know what I admire most about the creators of Jersey Shore? They dared to look at Snooki and say, “What if we had two drunk, slutty Ewoks?” And yet no Emmy nom. God, I hate this country.
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Ewoks eat pizza?
The kid laughing in the background about sums it up perfectly. It’s like a monkey fucking a football in how they decide what to wear.
What’s with the tampon string in photo 8?
That’s the jeans fraying. Apparently, you have never cut the legs off of a pair of jeans to use as shorts.
And I just noticed Crotch-gobbler in the background.. Holy smokes, this picture is full of fail.
don’t forget the her missed belt-loop.
LMFAO!! HA! HA! HA!
Chupacabra! I yield!!
Come to mamma. That’s it, eat the taint.
Imagine the horror of Deena approaching your all-you-can-eat buffet.
How many times was the phrase, “I think the fat one is Snooki” uttered today?
I’m uttering it right now. I think I don’t recognize her without the huge sunglasses. Is that really her/it?
I thought that was her.
yup. I did. haha. That first pic had me convinced it was her.
“Folks, stand clear of the vapor trail.”
I can’t stand Jwowws stomach. The liposuction is so obvious and her belly button looks weird. Just do some sit-ups already
TOTALLY. AGREE. She didn’t even need the lipo. Moron.
In every picture . . . guy named Paco serving fried food . . . wishing he called in sick today.
Those yard gnomes sure are ugly.
Emmy nom?
Chewbacca and Kathy Bates procreated this bastard child?
Call me a pig, but I think J-wow looks hot. The sluttier the outfit, the better.
If I want to jerk off to Ms. Susie Homemaker, I’ll drive to the grocery store and watch some miserable housewife decide which jar of pickles to buy while her rugrat wails like a siren in the shopping cart.
DJ, I hate to say it but I have to reluctantly agree.
I say j-woww is not hot. Her tits were purchased on discount and her face looks like she fell out of her trailer and subsequently got run over by it, again and again. Bitch can’t even afford a decent grade wig/weave or whatever the hell is attached to her ugly head. The only pretty one is that Sammi character, who evidently paid premium for her rack.
No one has ever said J-Woww does not look hot.
It is the two little trolls there that are the problem.
J-Woww is highly fuckable.
The rest of the cast can get hit by a Mack truck and I could care less.
well if i call you a pig then i have to call myself a pig as well. i would so wreck her it is not funny.
Pig.
= 0
I really thought that was Snooki from behind. That is crazy.
JWow looks nice but trashy as always.
lol thought that was snookie too from the boots.. yeah the one in pink looks ok with oversized shades covering her rapidly aging face
It ages fast because she lives pretty hard.
please i partied twice as hard. dust, acid, that’s not what ages you it’s the sun
Someone please explain the attraction to these women… i really don’t get it.
My anaconda still don’t want none
Underboob is (usually) fine.
Underbuttock here is not.
Where’s Dexter when you need him!
i believe this is soprano’s turf..
I’d better roll up the bottoms of these sweet ass cut-off shorts half an inch. Ah perfect.
Is this what an adult Snooki looks like?
How do the short one’s inner thighs not burst into flames when she walks? Does she carry her own fire supression system? I see no bottle of beer here.
The wookies around here are getting SO trashy.
Seriously, all i can see in every picture is that missed belt loop.
WTF AM I LOOKING AT HERE!!?? Rememeber when they used to burn women because they suspected them of being witches, well that wasn’t such a bad idea…..
She’s adjusting the eight tampon strings she has hanging out her shorts.
Wow, Dan Cortese certainly let himself go. Wait… who’s Deena?
her ass and thighs are surprisingly free of cellulite. i am surprised.
I took note of the oddity myself. I guess she was thrown a bone by the gods for all the crimes they committed when structuring her heinous figure.
that is the grossest ass ever, short women always have gross asses 90 percent of the time, sorry…wow, yeah that fricken distgusting…
bent over a table she’ll look better than you think. then it’s just a question of how many condoms and bags
dudes right you know!
and alcohol of course
Why dear god? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
I am sick to my stomach.
I am so fucking glad I don’t live in Jersey!
She looks like she just walked off the set of “Clueless” …for more than one reason.
OK, put up a new post already. I’m so sick of coming back here seeing that disgusting pig’s ass on my screen.
I feel sorry for evil doers in the seaside area.
it’s ookla the mok!
seriously though, i’d totally fuck her, i’d totally fuck snooki too. you guys are haters. at least they are like 22. when you’re fucking a chunky 22 year old it looks a lot different than fucking a fucking less chunky 32 year old. i’d go for the younger girl anyday… unless the older one takes it in the ass. i could be turning into a black man as i type this.
+1 for the honesty. (and you’re right).
Comments that are almost always made by guys who can’t any women to look at them – much less a 32 year old or 22 year old.
The thing about the older gals – immune to how y’all roll…that is, no longer young and dumb.
And FYI dope – If those “girls” are a day under 29, I’m Demi Moore! The biggest clue – Britney Spears called and wants her wardrobe from the 90′s back. If they’re not at least in they’re mid 30′s then they’ve both seen more miles than a Michelin tire…
sorry i offended you and your grey hair. btw, kudos on at least one correct use of “they’re,” the second should have read “their mid 30′s.” it took me a minute to make sure i was right, and i am. kisses!
Have fun with the 20 somethings – the 30 somethings know how to use their shit.
No offense. Just being the master of the obvious. I realized a long time ago men seem to have an extra bone that makes them think they are highly attractive to every woman. This revelation came after working with a guy who was sincerely upset that his favorite model had gotten married. Because THAT is supposedly what would ruin his chances with her!!! And I’m being kind about looks, height and attitude. But, who knows, huh? See, when I describe HIM —> “What a tool! Right?”
Of course, we women all love how the older guys (often sporting man boobs and looking seven months pregnant are such authorities on the “young stuff.” Especially since Viagra. Y’all aim really high (or pay for it).
As for grammar and spelling, physician heal thy self. I think much faster than I type, hence the dropped word (that you missed in your proof reading). But I won’t subject readers to some lame spelling and grammar lesson just because I need to find any come back like you did.
And FYI my “gray hair” is with twat below – please feel free to spend all your money, time and energy on 20 somethings that don’t really enjoy sex yet or have a clue as to what their doing. Viagra won’t fix that. But it saves us a lot of time in weeding you out while you condemn yourself to a very mediocre sex life.
That’s a win, win by some accounting…
hey BE! i think we are the only ones still looking at this. anyway, i could argue with some of the things you said, but i won’t. i’m in the wrong. i first posted because i got sick of everybody saying how gross those girls were. and they might not have great personalities but they aren’t ugly. and for the record, i like thicker women. i also think there is a double standard, chubby dudes call those women “fat” and they aren’t. but i got carried away and brought age into it… so i became a hater. and i’m not.
btw, in my second retort i’m fairly sure i didn’t omit any words or have any grammatical errors.
Hey Miles- Hey this made it over to “So Freakin’ Hot” – people seem to love a good go round..
And no problem, it’s not exactly keeping me up nights.
As for my sad character output – I apologize to those who have to decode my poorly spun out grammar and spelling. I flip between computers/keyboards and since I don’t code anymore, it’s definitely degenerated into mess especially since I’ve been sleep deprived lately.
I just do what everyone else does. Log on and throw my opinion out.
Peace…
This site needs more fat ass dudes to scrutinize it’s always the women. Why can fat ugly guys get away from criticism so much?
I don’t even know where to begin.
I’d make her lick my ass
Must be a hot day. Her ass cream cone is melting.
Peter Linkage has got to beat the enforcer in height, couldn’t he?
Motherfker…that face, oh God, that face!
Why are they wearing those boots? Its hot as fuck out in Jersey right now.
I’m the fat kid in the green shirt
I’d hit it. First with a stick, but then sexually.
She’s accommodating her dick
I’m suprised that’s not “the Shocker” on the front of that shirt
JWoww: “Why does my finger smell like fish and Vagisil?”
Deena: “Don’t worry about it.”
I know she’s a total mess ALL OVER, but can we seriously talk about her makeup for a second? WTF.
“What’s wrong with it? It’s look fookin’ GREAT!” says only people that live in New Jersey.
Hey Im from Jersey you assclown…don’t lump me in with these heteromorphic freaks of nature. Freakin miscreants should be locked up in a cage and fed raw meat like the creatures they are.
gah there be some ugly slappers.
In order to appear taller she used live badgers as to add a good 8 inches. Sadly, it resulted in a loss of 8 inches from her “shorts”.
In other news 12 children were hospitalized with retinal scarring, 4 others went to a Ranger’s stadium for their demise.
lol’d irl.
The live action version of troll dolls. As offputting as you expected.
Damn flare ups.