Debby Ryan Is Your New Selena Gomez
In 2013, Selena Gomez made it to two Best Of posts and was the runner-up for two more after that. But then just like Anne Hathaway, something terrible happened. She got back together with Justin Bieber, and even worse, I sat through Getaway. So here’s Debby Ryan who possesses almost everything you guys love about Selena: A squeaky clean Disney star with great breasts who’s perfectly legal yet looks like she’s 12. (Did I do that right?) And, frankly, the Internet should have been all over Debby way before this post. Sometimes I feel like you guys don’t even want to pee in butts anymore.
Okay, that was uncalled for. I didn’t mean that, I’m sorry. Gimme a hug.