Debbie Rowe settles custody dispute with Jacksons

July 30th, 2009 // 47 Comments

Seen here at Dr. Andrew Klein’s office on Monday, Debbie Rowe has reached an agreement with the Jacksons over custody of Paris and Michael Jr.. There was no cash settlement but its assumed the Jacksons will honor Debbie’s financial arrangement with Michael. TMZ reports:

Sources tell us, Rowe has agreed that Katherine Jackson will be the guardian of Michael’s children, subject to the judge’s approval.
Rowe will get visitation of the two children she had with Michael.
But here’s what’s interesting — Rowe wants and will get a psychologist who will visit the children and help them adjust to her being in their lives on a meaningful basis.
Rowe will maintain her parental rights. We’re told the agreement does not specify the amount of visitation.

Wow. What a surprisingly amicable and pleasant end to this fiasco. At least until I looked at the last pic and felt the immediate urge to knock up Debbie Rowe in the back of a Camaro. Dammit! How can one woman wield such power?

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Comments (47)

  1. fatass | July 30, 2009 at 10:04 am

    “How can one woman wield such power?” It’s that damn shirt!!

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  2. Inmate #2648927 | July 30, 2009 at 10:06 am

    Animal husbandry.

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  3. Ptentacle | July 30, 2009 at 10:07 am

    It’s the 3 wolf howling at the moon T-shirt!!!!

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  4. Erik | July 30, 2009 at 10:09 am

    The three wolf moon shirt makes her powerful

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  5. FACE | July 30, 2009 at 10:15 am

    What a fat money grubbing undeserving white trash sweathog. SHe does nothing for Jackson’s already tarnished legacy. More proof of what a fuckin idiot and pitiful nut job he really was. RIP

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  6. ___ | July 30, 2009 at 10:19 am

    Sweet mug…

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  7. Van | July 30, 2009 at 10:24 am

    The 3 wolf 1 moon shirt strikes again!

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  8. Yaywho | July 30, 2009 at 10:27 am

    She & Federline go to the same drive thru window!

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  9. hepzibah | July 30, 2009 at 10:27 am

    She needs to make Sweet with Kanye-West and have some attention-whoreing babies. May’be they’ll name them after Katie Price? In keeping with the Jackson tradition a-course

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  10. doodle | July 30, 2009 at 10:30 am
  11. Wolf Shirt | July 30, 2009 at 10:30 am

    She’s going to get so much pussy in that shirt…

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  12. Elwood Moose | July 30, 2009 at 10:31 am

    Debbie Rowe gives me a boner.

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  13. Dura | July 30, 2009 at 10:35 am

    Hmmm White Trash Checklist.

    Sells her children for money – CHECK
    The 3 wolf shirt as her dress up clothes – CHECK
    Split level trailer – CHECK
    Smells of Menthol and Miller High Life – CHECK

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  14. Rachell | July 30, 2009 at 10:35 am

    3 Wolves + 1 moon = ok, but the 3 Keyboard cats + 1 Moon = FUCKING AWESOME:

    http://www.threadless.com/submission/222011/Three_Keyboard_Cat_Moon

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  15. howard | July 30, 2009 at 10:40 am

    I bet that shirt gets her laid all the time.

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  16. havoc | July 30, 2009 at 10:45 am

    Nice shirt. All she needs is a cell phone in one hand and a pack of Marlboro Reds in the other. While walking around Wal-Mart.

    .

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  17. swish bish | July 30, 2009 at 10:52 am

    I hope Joe Jackson and Jordan Chandler rot in hell. Oh and the doctor too.

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  18. Dirk The Impailer | July 30, 2009 at 11:04 am

    I’m guessing she got at least $10,000,000 “under the table” to walk away “for the good of the kids”…

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  19. Giggles | July 30, 2009 at 11:24 am

    How much was she paid?

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  20. Sam | July 30, 2009 at 11:46 am

    No way this deal was done without money. Who do they think they’re fooling?

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  21. TetterkeT | July 30, 2009 at 11:52 am

    OMG! She’s wearing the three wolves shirt! That totally ownz!

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  22. Me | July 30, 2009 at 11:55 am

    Is that a TWILIGHT shirt?!

    lol FAIL

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  23. Dr. Wolf | July 30, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    That Thsirt has been known to cure AIDS

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  24. despicablewriter | July 30, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    Jesus Christ, the shirt…

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  25. Matthew | July 30, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    sasqach has money again! great that what she needs more money! have that money to fix that big man chin

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  26. tkarrde | July 30, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    This is crazy, the shirt is truly magical.

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  27. Wolf Shirts Rule!!!!111!!1one | July 30, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    God I love that shirt!

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  28. betth | July 30, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    She’s attractive and I like her shirt! – bbwdatingsingles.com

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  29. maggie | July 30, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    Sexy and wild??!!
    Are you the hot cougar hunter on __Agelover.c om__? the place where all hot Ageless singles meet, mingle and more…?/

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  30. DrThrasher | July 30, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    I always thought she was a disgust manbearpig beast thing. I don’t know what it is about this picture though that makes me harder than a diamond in a snow storm. Maybe it’s that sexy sexy shirt? I don’t know. I’d hit it though.

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  31. SPUTNIK316 | July 30, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    WHAT A MONEY HUNGREY PERSON.THE WOLVES ON HER SHIRT WOULD HAVE A HELL OF A FEAST IF THEY GOT AHOLD OF HER.

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  32. SPUTNIK316 | July 30, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    WHAT A MONEY HUNGREY PERSON.THE WOLVES ON HER SHIRT WOULD HAVE A HELL OF A FEAST IF THEY GOT AHOLD OF HER.

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  33. SPUTNIK316 | July 30, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    WHAT A MONEY HUNGREY PERSON.THE WOLVES ON HER SHIRT WOULD HAVE A HELL OF A FEAST IF THEY GOT AHOLD OF HER.

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  34. funny | July 30, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    Are those wolfs howling at her? Woof!

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  35. sam | July 30, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    And though you fight to stay alive. Your body starts to shiver. For no mere mortal can resist. The evil of the three wolf moon!!!

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  36. CManSB | July 30, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    Oh I agree with everyone else on the site, I don’t know what it is, but I’m drawn to the power of the three wolf howling at he moon…

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  37. anti-pathy | July 30, 2009 at 8:15 pm

    I bet right now she’s thinking, ‘whew, I dodged the bullet, I might have been landed with those damn brats, as it is, I get more money now, and when the old bitch checks out in a couple of months(she’s like what 80 yrs old) I’ll have another shot at landing even more money, la la la la , everything’s coming up roses.”

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  38. Narcissist | July 31, 2009 at 2:11 am

    Debbie caved in for for a steakhouse gift certificate I suppose.

    Why doesn’t Jessica Simpson get one of those shirts? She’d have a pack of guys chasing her.

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  39. Heather | July 31, 2009 at 3:02 am

    Holy Shiz its THE shirt!

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  40. Jason | Download Movies | July 31, 2009 at 3:18 am

    I love that shirt! hahaha! I am glad I checked out your site. Thanks!

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  41. Darth | July 31, 2009 at 3:27 am

    Is this a different pic? Or is it just her favorite t-shirt?

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  42. mick | July 31, 2009 at 4:20 am

    I’m finding myself strangely attracted to these pictures of Debbie Rowe. Has she lost weight? Did she do something with her hair? I have a raging boner right now and I don’t know why and it’s freaking me out!!!

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  43. janet | July 31, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    Shirt or no shirt this is the uglist woman I’ve ever seen,well almost. I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot pole if I were a man.

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  44. LivewireT | July 31, 2009 at 11:50 pm

    Behold…the power of the 3 Wolf Moon T-Shirt…all that’s missing is her pet bulldog with a bandanna tied around it’s neck and a budweiser in a beer cozy

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  45. whatserbucket | August 2, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    Not that MJ was winning any beauty contests in his later years, but there is no way those two had sex with each other. If he conceived any kids with this lady, there was a turkey baster involved.

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  46. Shari | August 5, 2009 at 10:26 pm

    I can’t believe she’s wearing that shirt.. I can’t imagine she’s in on the joke which makes it even more priceless.

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  47. Brittani | August 6, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    Didn’t even read the text. Saw shirt. Proceeded to remember shirt from Geekologie. Died laughing.

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