Debbie Rowe settles custody dispute with Jacksons

July 30th, 2009 // 47 Comments

Seen here at Dr. Andrew Klein’s office on Monday, Debbie Rowe has reached an agreement with the Jacksons over custody of Paris and Michael Jr.. There was no cash settlement but its assumed the Jacksons will honor Debbie’s financial arrangement with Michael. TMZ reports:

Sources tell us, Rowe has agreed that Katherine Jackson will be the guardian of Michael’s children, subject to the judge’s approval.
Rowe will get visitation of the two children she had with Michael.
But here’s what’s interesting — Rowe wants and will get a psychologist who will visit the children and help them adjust to her being in their lives on a meaningful basis.
Rowe will maintain her parental rights. We’re told the agreement does not specify the amount of visitation.

Wow. What a surprisingly amicable and pleasant end to this fiasco. At least until I looked at the last pic and felt the immediate urge to knock up Debbie Rowe in the back of a Camaro. Dammit! How can one woman wield such power?

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  1. fatass

    “How can one woman wield such power?” It’s that damn shirt!!

  2. Inmate #2648927

    Animal husbandry.

  3. Ptentacle

    It’s the 3 wolf howling at the moon T-shirt!!!!

  4. Erik

    The three wolf moon shirt makes her powerful

  5. FACE

    What a fat money grubbing undeserving white trash sweathog. SHe does nothing for Jackson’s already tarnished legacy. More proof of what a fuckin idiot and pitiful nut job he really was. RIP

  6. ___

    Sweet mug…

  7. Van

    The 3 wolf 1 moon shirt strikes again!

  8. Yaywho

    She & Federline go to the same drive thru window!

  9. hepzibah

    She needs to make Sweet with Kanye-West and have some attention-whoreing babies. May’be they’ll name them after Katie Price? In keeping with the Jackson tradition a-course

  10. Wolf Shirt

    She’s going to get so much pussy in that shirt…

  11. Elwood Moose

    Debbie Rowe gives me a boner.

  12. Dura

    Hmmm White Trash Checklist.

    Sells her children for money – CHECK
    The 3 wolf shirt as her dress up clothes – CHECK
    Split level trailer – CHECK
    Smells of Menthol and Miller High Life – CHECK

  13. Rachell

    3 Wolves + 1 moon = ok, but the 3 Keyboard cats + 1 Moon = FUCKING AWESOME:

    http://www.threadless.com/submission/222011/Three_Keyboard_Cat_Moon

  14. howard

    I bet that shirt gets her laid all the time.

  15. havoc

    Nice shirt. All she needs is a cell phone in one hand and a pack of Marlboro Reds in the other. While walking around Wal-Mart.

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  16. swish bish

    I hope Joe Jackson and Jordan Chandler rot in hell. Oh and the doctor too.

  17. Dirk The Impailer

    I’m guessing she got at least $10,000,000 “under the table” to walk away “for the good of the kids”…

  18. How much was she paid?

  19. No way this deal was done without money. Who do they think they’re fooling?

  20. TetterkeT

    OMG! She’s wearing the three wolves shirt! That totally ownz!

  21. Me

    Is that a TWILIGHT shirt?!

    lol FAIL

  22. Dr. Wolf

    That Thsirt has been known to cure AIDS

  23. Jesus Christ, the shirt…

  24. Matthew

    sasqach has money again! great that what she needs more money! have that money to fix that big man chin

  25. This is crazy, the shirt is truly magical.

  26. betth

    She’s attractive and I like her shirt! – bbwdatingsingles.com

  27. maggie

    Sexy and wild??!!
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  28. DrThrasher

    I always thought she was a disgust manbearpig beast thing. I don’t know what it is about this picture though that makes me harder than a diamond in a snow storm. Maybe it’s that sexy sexy shirt? I don’t know. I’d hit it though.

  29. SPUTNIK316

    WHAT A MONEY HUNGREY PERSON.THE WOLVES ON HER SHIRT WOULD HAVE A HELL OF A FEAST IF THEY GOT AHOLD OF HER.

  30. SPUTNIK316

    WHAT A MONEY HUNGREY PERSON.THE WOLVES ON HER SHIRT WOULD HAVE A HELL OF A FEAST IF THEY GOT AHOLD OF HER.

  31. SPUTNIK316

    WHAT A MONEY HUNGREY PERSON.THE WOLVES ON HER SHIRT WOULD HAVE A HELL OF A FEAST IF THEY GOT AHOLD OF HER.

  32. funny

    Are those wolfs howling at her? Woof!

  33. sam

    And though you fight to stay alive. Your body starts to shiver. For no mere mortal can resist. The evil of the three wolf moon!!!

  34. CManSB

    Oh I agree with everyone else on the site, I don’t know what it is, but I’m drawn to the power of the three wolf howling at he moon…

  35. anti-pathy

    I bet right now she’s thinking, ‘whew, I dodged the bullet, I might have been landed with those damn brats, as it is, I get more money now, and when the old bitch checks out in a couple of months(she’s like what 80 yrs old) I’ll have another shot at landing even more money, la la la la , everything’s coming up roses.”

  36. Debbie caved in for for a steakhouse gift certificate I suppose.

    Why doesn’t Jessica Simpson get one of those shirts? She’d have a pack of guys chasing her.

  37. Heather

    Holy Shiz its THE shirt!

  38. I love that shirt! hahaha! I am glad I checked out your site. Thanks!

  39. Darth

    Is this a different pic? Or is it just her favorite t-shirt?

  40. mick

    I’m finding myself strangely attracted to these pictures of Debbie Rowe. Has she lost weight? Did she do something with her hair? I have a raging boner right now and I don’t know why and it’s freaking me out!!!

  41. janet

    Shirt or no shirt this is the uglist woman I’ve ever seen,well almost. I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot pole if I were a man.

  42. LivewireT

    Behold…the power of the 3 Wolf Moon T-Shirt…all that’s missing is her pet bulldog with a bandanna tied around it’s neck and a budweiser in a beer cozy

  43. whatserbucket

    Not that MJ was winning any beauty contests in his later years, but there is no way those two had sex with each other. If he conceived any kids with this lady, there was a turkey baster involved.

  44. I can’t believe she’s wearing that shirt.. I can’t imagine she’s in on the joke which makes it even more priceless.

  45. Brittani

    Didn’t even read the text. Saw shirt. Proceeded to remember shirt from Geekologie. Died laughing.

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