Debbie Rowe: NOT the biological mother of Michael Jackson’s children

Because, of course, this situation has to be a clusterfuck of epic proportions, TMZ has learned that not only is Debbie Rowe not the biological parent of Michael Jr. and Paris. Neither is Michael Jackson:

Multiple sources deeply connected to the births tell us Michael was not the sperm donor for any of his kids. Debbie’s eggs were not used. She was merely the surrogate, and paid well for her services in the births of Michael Jr. and Paris.
In the case of Prince Michael II (the youngest), we’re told the surrogate was never told of the identity of the “receiving parent” — Michael Jackson. Three days after Prince was born at Grossmont Hospital in San Diego County, Jackson’s lawyer came to the hospital to pick the baby up and deliver him to Michael.
We do not know if Jackson chose the sperm or egg donors or if he even knew who they were.

Anyone else curious how Michael Jackson knew his sperm should be kept out of the equation? I’m pretty sure this means there’s a secret offspring floating around out there nobody knows about – because it’s invisible and sucks the breath out of babies. I’m kidding. It probably just has a tail.