Dear Colts, This is Why You Lost

January 10th, 2011 // 54 Comments

When the New York Jets squeaked out a last minute field goal against Peyton Manning and the Colts on Saturday, there’s nothing anyone could do but blame Jesus who was clearly pissed off about something that day. I just wish we had some sort of clue what that was so we can burn it at the stake and regain his favor. A “digital image,” if you would.

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  1. Teen Mom Amber Portwood Colts
    Ken
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    god I wish this was a picture of the fat lady singing…

  2. Teen Mom Amber Portwood Colts
    CakeSnifferer
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, I work for a living and I’m a productive member of society. I even give money away to various charities.

    Take my picture, ok?

  3. ARGH

    Wookie.

  4. Teen Mom Amber Portwood Colts
    ctrl tab
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s the fuck truck

  5. Teen Mom Amber Portwood Colts
    krunkkybooty
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    Adam Lambert is a colts fan?

  6. Flapjack

    WTF these girls are ugly the one just ugly. The other looks like some dude had sex with a pig and she was born

  7. RoboZombie

    Jesus is that woman UGLY! How the hell did she become a “mom”? Doesn’t that mean someone would actually have to have sex with her? I’m nauseated just thinking about it.

  8. Nancy

    Doesn’t that ugly sack of crap have a baby to take care of?

  9. Teen Mom Amber Portwood Colts
    slickem
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    WTF is piglet doing with the flowers?

  10. slickem

    WTF is piglet doing with the flowers?

  11. slappy magoo

    Next up on the Muppet Show 2.0…
    Pigs
    In
    Limooooooooooooosssssss

  12. Teen Mom Amber Portwood Colts
    Commented on this photo:

    Here she is, Ms. Piggly-Wiggly 2011

  13. ihateMTV

    WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE….wasn’t this ANOTHER one of those chicks saying that she has NO money?!?! I know Farrah was on the cover of some magazine stating how destitute she is and that she can barely feed her child, but somehow found 5K for a boob job…and here this one is getting into a LIMO to go to a playoff game….REALLY?!?!?!?! WHY are they even FAMOUS?!?!?! for being STUPID enough to get knocked up in high school?? people…i am a woman, and i can tell you from first hand experience…having sex WITHOUT getting pregnant is NOT THAT HARD!!

  14. youcandieNOW

    Attention aspiring gunmen: instead of shooting kids and senators, please, direct your rage at MTV.

  15. She’s got a face only Jesus could love…and he thinks they should just be friends.

  16. Elaine

    My uncle was the one driving the limo. Today, he told me he was quitting his job. Coincidence? I think not.

  17. Teen Mom Amber Portwood Colts
    Lindsay
    Commented on this photo:

    As if living in Indiana wasn’t bad enough already… ugh.

  18. Teen Mom Amber Portwood Colts
    well..
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    they are about f’n disgusting…

  19. Teen Mom Amber Portwood Colts
    jenn
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    her face is terrifying.

  20. lightdragon

    no wonder the Colts lost, when these two were playing they scared the other team into running faster so they couldn’t catch them.

  21. Teen Mom Amber Portwood Colts
    kp
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    who is the hell is taking these pictures?!?!? WHY?!!!!!!!

  22. Teen Mom Amber Portwood Colts
    burton
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    well at least she has some style…she isnt wearing gross grey sweat pants and a cartoon shirt..give her that credit!

  23. kara

    hey, i live in indiana & trust me, we have millions of people worse than them. sad but true.

  24. CountBlah

    Ah. Irony. The white trash football apparel of choice: the pink jersey of a hall of famer forced to retire after being refused signing by every team in the league because everyone except the judge knew he shot a man while wearing a hoodie and a killer magnum pi mustache. Haha! Puns!

  25. brit

    it’s too soon. the defeat of my beloved colts is still to fresh in my mind for jokes. damn you superficial writer.

  26. **Sigh** When are people who actually act or sing or in some way have some discernable talent to entertain going to become celebrities again? MTV keeps thrusting these idiots into our faces yet there are MILLIONS of idiots watching the MTV shows giving them ratings so that they, in turn, continue to feed the masses this crap. If you want to stop this type of trash to get on TV then get anyone who watches any of those crap reality shows to STOP WATCHING. If the demand stops, the shows get cancelled and MTV will be stuck having to actually play music videos.

  27. GravyLeg

    So what species of animal do you have to interbreed with to get that hairline?

  28. Shizzle

    Man I dont know I would totally hit that. I’m not seeing anything in those photo’s I would kick out of bed. Im not saying the personalities would get in the way. But I would totally have a threesome with those two Broads, and start my own reality show. What am I missing?

  29. krunkkybooty

    Does anybody else see the Adam Lambert resemblence?

  30. What fancy cattle cars they have. Since when did they start using a stretch limo for livestock?

  31. Teen Mom Amber Portwood Colts
    Commented on this photo:

    Who ordered the Asian Pork?

  32. dmbishop

    Who knew that Mindy Cohen was a football fan?

  33. Chemist

    The Colts, yet another thing that Steven Seagal has managed to turn crappy.

  34. blackcloud84

    OH MY GOD, I didn’t know they were remaking FACTS OF LIFE!

  35. JJ

    Why is Adam Lambert wearing those hideous boots?

  36. Dayton

    With all the negative attention this girl is bringing upon herself .you would think getting a education and parenting classes and maybe some mental health programs would put her in a better lite,where are this girls priorities…way to go AMBER

  37. Teen Mom Amber Portwood Colts
    Dimes
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    Colts lose cause they ain’t got Peyton! At least he’s making cameos for Jimmy Kimmel Skits! http://bitly.com/u4vkmU 

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