When the New York Jets squeaked out a last minute field goal against Peyton Manning and the Colts on Saturday, there’s nothing anyone could do but blame Jesus who was clearly pissed off about something that day. I just wish we had some sort of clue what that was so we can burn it at the stake and regain his favor. A “digital image,” if you would.
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god I wish this was a picture of the fat lady singing…
Hey, I work for a living and I’m a productive member of society. I even give money away to various charities.
Take my picture, ok?
Wookie.
It’s the fuck truck
Adam Lambert is a colts fan?
BAHAHAHAHA
WTF these girls are ugly the one just ugly. The other looks like some dude had sex with a pig and she was born
Oh. My. GOD! It’s manbearpig!!!
Jesus is that woman UGLY! How the hell did she become a “mom”? Doesn’t that mean someone would actually have to have sex with her? I’m nauseated just thinking about it.
Ummm, have you seen her baby’s daddy???
http://www.thesuperficial.com/gary-told-girlfriend-to-cover-up-teen-mom-amber-hitting-him-again-12-2010/1230-gary-shirley-01
I have no words…
I was just thinking the same thing. Yikes!
God…Why are they allowed to mate???
Doesn’t that ugly sack of crap have a baby to take care of?
WTF is piglet doing with the flowers?
WTF is piglet doing with the flowers?
Next up on the Muppet Show 2.0…
Pigs
In
Limooooooooooooosssssss
Here she is, Ms. Piggly-Wiggly 2011
WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE….wasn’t this ANOTHER one of those chicks saying that she has NO money?!?! I know Farrah was on the cover of some magazine stating how destitute she is and that she can barely feed her child, but somehow found 5K for a boob job…and here this one is getting into a LIMO to go to a playoff game….REALLY?!?!?!?! WHY are they even FAMOUS?!?!?! for being STUPID enough to get knocked up in high school?? people…i am a woman, and i can tell you from first hand experience…having sex WITHOUT getting pregnant is NOT THAT HARD!!
Attention aspiring gunmen: instead of shooting kids and senators, please, direct your rage at MTV.
win
Please!
Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter…
She’s got a face only Jesus could love…and he thinks they should just be friends.
My uncle was the one driving the limo. Today, he told me he was quitting his job. Coincidence? I think not.
As if living in Indiana wasn’t bad enough already… ugh.
they are about f’n disgusting…
her face is terrifying.
no wonder the Colts lost, when these two were playing they scared the other team into running faster so they couldn’t catch them.
who is the hell is taking these pictures?!?!? WHY?!!!!!!!
well at least she has some style…she isnt wearing gross grey sweat pants and a cartoon shirt..give her that credit!
hey, i live in indiana & trust me, we have millions of people worse than them. sad but true.
I’m not visiting Indiana … EVER.
Ah. Irony. The white trash football apparel of choice: the pink jersey of a hall of famer forced to retire after being refused signing by every team in the league because everyone except the judge knew he shot a man while wearing a hoodie and a killer magnum pi mustache. Haha! Puns!
Funny, I bet she was under the impression she was buying a Dale Earnhardt Jr. jersey…
it’s too soon. the defeat of my beloved colts is still to fresh in my mind for jokes. damn you superficial writer.
**Sigh** When are people who actually act or sing or in some way have some discernable talent to entertain going to become celebrities again? MTV keeps thrusting these idiots into our faces yet there are MILLIONS of idiots watching the MTV shows giving them ratings so that they, in turn, continue to feed the masses this crap. If you want to stop this type of trash to get on TV then get anyone who watches any of those crap reality shows to STOP WATCHING. If the demand stops, the shows get cancelled and MTV will be stuck having to actually play music videos.
So what species of animal do you have to interbreed with to get that hairline?
HAHAHA!
Man I dont know I would totally hit that. I’m not seeing anything in those photo’s I would kick out of bed. Im not saying the personalities would get in the way. But I would totally have a threesome with those two Broads, and start my own reality show. What am I missing?
Common sense.
Wear condoms for that scene….maybe 2.
Does anybody else see the Adam Lambert resemblence?
No, but I do see a resemblence to Jon Gosselin. Is she morphing into an asian now?
I’m not even sure who this is but she’s obviously part asian or native american.
What fancy cattle cars they have. Since when did they start using a stretch limo for livestock?
Who ordered the Asian Pork?
Who knew that Mindy Cohen was a football fan?
hahaha
The Colts, yet another thing that Steven Seagal has managed to turn crappy.
OH MY GOD, I didn’t know they were remaking FACTS OF LIFE!
That’s the smart tkhinnig we could all benefit from.
Why is Adam Lambert wearing those hideous boots?
With all the negative attention this girl is bringing upon herself .you would think getting a education and parenting classes and maybe some mental health programs would put her in a better lite,where are this girls priorities…way to go AMBER
Colts lose cause they ain’t got Peyton! At least he’s making cameos for Jimmy Kimmel Skits! http://bitly.com/u4vkmU