Here’s How ‘Breaking Bad’ Ends

August 28th, 2013 // 7 Comments
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WATCH: Dean Norris Spoils 'Breaking Bad' Ending

Let me just say for the record that I predicted this exact ending on my LiveJournal Breaking Bad fan blog “Caking Bad” along with my recipe for Tuco Torte. As for how I knew this would happen, uh, it was pretty fucking obvious after watching episode 3.6 when Walter Jr. wanted Pop Tarts instead of pancakes, and the napkin he used was zebra striped with a teal border. I mean, Vince Gilligan might as well have wrote it in the sky, amirite? I’m right. *goes back to counting how many purple candles Marie has to find out if Skylar stabs her with the souvenir spoon she stole from that open house*

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  1. oh i know

    aww, I love Hank!!

  2. Blue Shirt Special

    Based on the title I refuse to read this article or watch the video. Don’t ruin the best show on TV for me. I’m still working out in therapy this is the last season.

  3. Is it wrong that this turned me on?

  4. Breaking Bad Ending Theories

    • As a bullet hits Walt in the head, he wakes up next to Jane Kaczmarek on the set of “Malcolm in the Middle.”
    • As the Whites are having lunch in a diner, the show blacks out right in the middle of Journey’s “Separate Ways.”
    • They were in Purgatory the whole time. I mean, c’mon, why do you think it was supposed to be New Mexico?

  5. Assbestos

    As written by Kenny Powers.

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