deadmau5 Isn’t Mentoring Paris Hilton

September 9th, 2011 // 51 Comments

Yesterday, TMZ reported that Paris Hilton wants to be a house DJ now and is under the tutelage of deadmau5 who might produce her next album. Well, deadmau5 caught wind of this, more than likely from fans on Twitter saying, “WTF?!” so here he is on Facebook setting the record straight:

HEY WORLD… im not teaching Paris Hilton how to DJ. fuck already! she showed up to a show, and shit, ill be friendly to just about anyone who isnt a fuckin asshole. and she was respectful and polite, and all around nice to chat with, so i let her be a ghost… how the fuck does it end up all “im producing her next album” or “teaching her to be a DJ” if she wants to do whatever she wants, let er! i dont give a fuck… but why am i involved all of a sudden?

And welcome to the exact moment deadmau5 learned that everything Paris Hilton touches get infected with an incurable taint that never comes off, although you can control the number of flare-ups by talking to a doctor. Which is why I recommend DJs carry guns now. They’ll offer the protection you need with basically the push of one button, so, man, talk about blending seamlessly into your day-to-day. Amirite?

Photos: Getty

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  1. Paris Hilton Deadmau5
    Marley
    Commented on this photo:

    hahahahahha wtf?

  2. D-chi

    Poor deadmau5. He didn’t ask for all that. It’s not his fault Paris spreads her influence like the pox.

  3. StayPuft Overlord

    :::::::Slowly Puts down lighter and Dead Mau5 CD’s::::::: Respect….returning…..it was all a terrible dream……. :::::::Sakes head:::::

  4. Paris Hilton Deadmau5
    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    When he said he “let her be a ghost” I assumed that was a term for someone who sits back in silence and watches him work. Never assume!!

  5. Keep it classy, deadmau5

  6. Paris Hilton deadmau5
    Maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    wuuuuuut is she holding here?

  7. LJ

    Sounds like Dinah Lohan has begun to run Paris Hilton’s publicity machine.

  8. I personally don’t think Paris has ever looked more attractive. Picture 5 is just bonerriffic!

    • Clarence Beeks

      Her legs look great, but I don’t think her face is pretty anymore.

      Hey, I hate the cunt, but I could still admit when she looked good.

  9. Come_Honor_Face

    If it wasn’t for deadmau5 setting the record straight,
    I’d have no idea who deadmau5 was

  10. Paris Hilton deadmau5
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Paris always looks happiest when she’s in a club, the focus of attention & wasted on X.

  11. bob

    Picture 5 is Paris Hilton?
    She must be training to be Lady Gaga.

  12. SIN

    Odd. Her face looks like Jessica Simpson in the 1st pic.

  13. karen

    “…but why am i involved all of a sudden? And why does it burn when I urinate??!”

  14. Guilty of rough crimes

    Deadmaud keepin it rough, of course.

  15. Crabby Old Guy

    She wants to be a House DJ? She’s doing another album? Please. WHO THE FUCK CARES? Just die already and automatically increase the worth of the planet.

  16. Paris Hilton Deadmau5
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s it! It’s one thing for a ghost to terrorize my night club, but quite another for him to play my Theremin!

  17. Paris Hilton deadmau5
    whatever dogg
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t get it, she actually looks attractive in these pics. How the hell?

  18. Pete

    Someone explain to Paris that Ecstasy does not cure the Herp

  19. It’s funny… read deadmau5′ Wikipedia page. Apparently he hates what he calls “play/stop/pitch” DJs just as much as the next guy.

  20. clark kent

    Well, I love that quote and it must be Friday and I must be getting shit-faced because Paris actually looks doable there! I’ll get my coat…

  21. wow, next up she will soon be apprenticing under a Marvel comics penciler.

  22. Paris Hilton deadmau5
    Polk
    Commented on this photo:

    Raving on X is fun when you 18. When you are 30, this is kind of pathetic.

  23. Who do think is better Deadmau5 or Skrillex?

  24. soo

    no surprise – especially considering that deadmau5 doesn’t actually know how to dj himself.

  25. Frank Burns

    You have my deepest sympathies, guy I never heard of, who does stuff I don’t care about.

  26. Clarence Beeks

    smart guy to deny working with her.

  27. KumaTenshi

    No longer disappointed in Deadmau5, still disappointed in other DJ’s who are potentially mentoring the walking STD.

  28. little turtle head

    Man I want her! I bet she’s good in the sack!i’dlove to lick that snatch for a long time!

  29. Paris Hilton deadmau5
    welldoneson
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s cute, rich, in shape, and nice.

    So naturally the media are all over her like bees on ice cream.

    • Ricky

      Actually, I agree with welldoneson. Paris Hilton is hot, rich and sexy. I don’t care what haters say. I will do her in a heart beat (wearing a condom of course).

  30. Paris Hilton deadmau5
    X
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s too old for him, he like em’ super young.

  31. forrest gump

    do not panic, folks.
    ………….SHE IS ALREADY SPOILED.

  32. Paris Hilton Deadmau5
    Anni Christ
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh look! It’s the Ghost of Paris’s Career!

  33. Raptor

    The result of decades of high society inbreeding. It didn’t work out for the European nobility either.

  34. Paris Hilton Deadmau5
    Aud
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t get it, what is she doing there??

  35. Paris Hilton Deadmau5
    Hooper
    Commented on this photo:

    Just check out the Ghosts n Stuff video on youtube. You’ll get what she’s doing.

  36. Paris Hilton deadmau5
    richie
    Commented on this photo:

    And now…on the main stage…won’t you make her feel welcome and give it up for…Paris!

  37. Paris Hilton deadmau5
    dnkypunch
    Commented on this photo:

    Thats the best she has looked in a long time. Nice stems Paris…. :)

  38. Paris Hilton deadmau5
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks A) like a different woman, and B) quite damn fuckable here.
    Don’t quote me on it, but a causal relationship might exist between A&B.

  39. Paris Hilton Deadmau5
    castallare
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks fucking fantastic.

  40. Paris Hilton Deadmau5
    JN
    Commented on this photo:

    I still don’t know who he is.

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