Yesterday, TMZ reported that Paris Hilton wants to be a house DJ now and is under the tutelage of deadmau5 who might produce her next album. Well, deadmau5 caught wind of this, more than likely from fans on Twitter saying, “WTF?!” so here he is on Facebook setting the record straight:
HEY WORLD… im not teaching Paris Hilton how to DJ. fuck already! she showed up to a show, and shit, ill be friendly to just about anyone who isnt a fuckin asshole. and she was respectful and polite, and all around nice to chat with, so i let her be a ghost… how the fuck does it end up all “im producing her next album” or “teaching her to be a DJ” if she wants to do whatever she wants, let er! i dont give a fuck… but why am i involved all of a sudden?
And welcome to the exact moment deadmau5 learned that everything Paris Hilton touches get infected with an incurable taint that never comes off, although you can control the number of flare-ups by talking to a doctor. Which is why I recommend DJs carry guns now. They’ll offer the protection you need with basically the push of one button, so, man, talk about blending seamlessly into your day-to-day. Amirite?
Photos: Getty
hahahahahha wtf?
Poor deadmau5. He didn’t ask for all that. It’s not his fault Paris spreads her influence like the pox.
More like herpes.
straight up, deadmau5 is fucking lame
deadmau5 is awesome.
And he isn’t just a DJ, he actually makes records.
:::::::Slowly Puts down lighter and Dead Mau5 CD’s::::::: Respect….returning…..it was all a terrible dream……. :::::::Sakes head:::::
When he said he “let her be a ghost” I assumed that was a term for someone who sits back in silence and watches him work. Never assume!!
LOL I know, right!? What the crap!
Keep it classy, deadmau5
wuuuuuut is she holding here?
Sounds like Dinah Lohan has begun to run Paris Hilton’s publicity machine.
I personally don’t think Paris has ever looked more attractive. Picture 5 is just bonerriffic!
Her legs look great, but I don’t think her face is pretty anymore.
Hey, I hate the cunt, but I could still admit when she looked good.
If it wasn’t for deadmau5 setting the record straight,
I’d have no idea who deadmau5 was
Paris always looks happiest when she’s in a club, the focus of attention & wasted on X.
Picture 5 is Paris Hilton?
She must be training to be Lady Gaga.
Odd. Her face looks like Jessica Simpson in the 1st pic.
She’s just going through an awkward growth stage.
“…but why am i involved all of a sudden? And why does it burn when I urinate??!”
Deadmaud keepin it rough, of course.
She wants to be a House DJ? She’s doing another album? Please. WHO THE FUCK CARES? Just die already and automatically increase the worth of the planet.
That’s it! It’s one thing for a ghost to terrorize my night club, but quite another for him to play my Theremin!
Dammit! You beat me to the theremin joke! :)
I don’t get it, she actually looks attractive in these pics. How the hell?
Someone explain to Paris that Ecstasy does not cure the Herp
It’s funny… read deadmau5′ Wikipedia page. Apparently he hates what he calls “play/stop/pitch” DJs just as much as the next guy.
Well, I love that quote and it must be Friday and I must be getting shit-faced because Paris actually looks doable there! I’ll get my coat…
wow, next up she will soon be apprenticing under a Marvel comics penciler.
Raving on X is fun when you 18. When you are 30, this is kind of pathetic.
Who do think is better Deadmau5 or Skrillex?
Skrillex!
no surprise – especially considering that deadmau5 doesn’t actually know how to dj himself.
You have my deepest sympathies, guy I never heard of, who does stuff I don’t care about.
smart guy to deny working with her.
No longer disappointed in Deadmau5, still disappointed in other DJ’s who are potentially mentoring the walking STD.
Man I want her! I bet she’s good in the sack!i’dlove to lick that snatch for a long time!
I saw her sex tape. She was a horrible selfish lover then and I am sure she is the
same now.
Seriously. She just laid there, and even answered her cell phone!
She’s cute, rich, in shape, and nice.
So naturally the media are all over her like bees on ice cream.
Actually, I agree with welldoneson. Paris Hilton is hot, rich and sexy. I don’t care what haters say. I will do her in a heart beat (wearing a condom of course).
She’s too old for him, he like em’ super young.
do not panic, folks.
………….SHE IS ALREADY SPOILED.
Oh look! It’s the Ghost of Paris’s Career!
The result of decades of high society inbreeding. It didn’t work out for the European nobility either.
I don’t get it, what is she doing there??
Just check out the Ghosts n Stuff video on youtube. You’ll get what she’s doing.
And now…on the main stage…won’t you make her feel welcome and give it up for…Paris!
Thats the best she has looked in a long time. Nice stems Paris…. :)
She looks A) like a different woman, and B) quite damn fuckable here.
Don’t quote me on it, but a causal relationship might exist between A&B.
She looks fucking fantastic.
I still don’t know who he is.