David & Victoria Beckham leaving America?

February 4th, 2009 // 91 Comments

David Beckham is looking to ditch the LA Galaxy soccer team and stay with Italian team AC Milan who he just might take to the championships. Galaxy owners want David back before the start of their season, but he has an escape clause that could allow him to end his five-year contract early. The LA Times reports:

“Milan will do everything to have Beckham even after March. It is clear that it’s our wish to have him until the end of the season [May 31] or on a permanent deal.”
The Galaxy has insisted that Beckham must return by March 9 for the beginning of the Major League Soccer season, and Galliani admitted that the MLS club is fully within its rights in doing so.
“There’s always a hope, but contracts should be honored,” he said. “If the Galaxy wants to talk, we would be very happy to try. But . . . they are in the right. Beckham must return to America on March 9. Let’s wait.”

The British tabloids report Victoria Beckham is already scoping out homes and schools in Italy, so these people are looking to get the hell out. Which makes total sense. With Tom Cruise in Brazil, now’s the time to flee the country. That way, there’s no chance he’ll smuggle himself inside a vase and pop out at their new home. “Surprise! Who wants E-meters and tongue baths! I mean, just E-meters. – - And tongue baths.”

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  1. STINK

    BUH-BYE!

    Soccer’s for kiddies over here, ya dopes!

  2. therush

    Taking his team to the championships? They have this guy on Milan named Kaka. He’s alright.

  3. api

    all of you super-yanks who are so tough, sturdy and stuff .. if you’re talking about tough sports, try playing fucking rugby which is played without heavy padding of the whole body. THEN come back and try talking smack ’bout soccer, you pussys.

    btw, most of the 280lb 6’5” ones in your stoopid NFL are black guys. so , usually you are racist fu*cks, trash talking your fellow black citizens but when they’re playing football they’re alright, guys yeah that’s that awesome double standard you’re country is plagued with …

  4. #53 is right about the second part, but he still fails to see soccer as the pussy “sport” it is.

  5. api

    the “he” is a she. but thx RPG. (btw, where are itallionstallion and texas tranny … )

    ever actually tried to play soccer? fouls DO hurt. shins and knees DO get broken.

    but who cares for soccer anyway, basketball rules them all :P

  6. jrz

    “try playing fucking rugby which is played without heavy padding of the whole body. THEN come back and try talking smack ’bout soccer, you pussys. ”

    Wait…..play rugby….then try to talk shit on …soccer……Why? What would playing rugby have to do with talking shit on soccer?

    FAIL! *hits eject button….watches #53 getting catapulted into the wild blue yonder*

  7. JoeMama

    There is a reason soccer is the world’s game. All you need is a plot of dirt and a roughly round shaped ‘ball’ to play. Third-world fun!

    The reason soccer isn’t popular here in the US is that it is BORING! That, I believe, is the reason behind hooliganism. The game is boring as fuck and the fans have to find some way to entertain themselves.

  8. Still At It?

    Okay…..
    http://www.hotstovephilly.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/bwest.jpg

    VERSUS

    http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/grant_wahl/05/22/mailbag/p1_kaka2_0515.jpg

    at ANYTHING! Running, swimming, football, futbol, figure skating, yoga, darts….who do you think is the better athlete? C’mon….just on physique alone the american football player is WAY more superior to that skinny little boy.

  9. Dave

    Brian Westbrook vs. a dude named Kaka?
    That’s too funy.

  10. api

    i can’t actually see this nfl player on roids at …. figure skating ? O.o

    btw, you thought you were smart by chosing kaka for a comparison, why not this, smart azz you:

    http://www.goalvideoz.com/images/players/11933Cristiano_Ronaldo.jpg

  11. Still At It

    Hey, I only chose out of the best in both sports at comparable positions. Cristiano Ronaldo takes it up the ass and is a pretty boy. Fine, Ronaldo vs. Westbrook. My money is still on Westbrook for speed and agility. Ronaldo will definately win in the number of penises he can fit up his ass, though.

  12. api

    #61 fine. you (and many others) seem to fail to understand that you need to be LEAN for soccer in order to be able to run FAST 2x fucking 45 min NON STOP. (soccer world champion thierry henry used to run the 100m in 10, 8 sec).
    in football you got to pause the game like every freakin 30 sec, damn. but for this sort of game you need to have a stronger physique.

    i don’t even know why comparing those two sports as they are totally different.

    ps: ronaldo is indeed somewhat faggish.

  13. Factoid

    Darrell Green ran the 40 in 4.09
    More recently, Chris Johnson did it in 4.24

  14. kate

    WOW…. Many his fans are chatting this on my favorite community called ***sugarmingle.C o M*** where I met many cute, sexy girls.

  15. Europe

    Noooooo don’t send them back, we’ll do anything. We’ll take Madonna back, but this time we won’t let her leave! we prooomiiise

  16. ……………………………………………….HALLELUJA!!
    (losers enough already in america)

  17. itstrue_itstrue

    He’s a rich nobody in america and she is a washed up joke. Since the cameras don’t flash for them over here, they run away with their tails tucked between their legs… #31 “I watched him drill a duck”? Didn’t know Bendit and Puketoria had made a sex tape… #41 very true, sad to see these fat americans get winded playing their Wii… I love america but we are hurting our children with so much video game, tv and computer time… and yes soccer is boring…

  18. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason

    It’s football not soccer to all you ignoramuses who call it soccer. I hoe they dont come back to England, we hate them.

  19. Damnation

    Of course the Yanks playing American football are good athletes! So are the Wrestlers! I suppose thats real too?
    I think it all comes down to the passion for the game. I’ve seen American football on tv and it seems like the crowd are just chomping on their hotdogs with some cheering and clapping now and again. Propper football the crowd is so passionate, singing songs together and Primal Screaming their way through each match!
    About calling soccer a third world sport! Yes it is, Yes in a town where theres no footwear, hardly any food people are coming together with a rolled up ball made from anything and trying to score between two jumpers for goal posts! It is also a sport for the riches’ with countries with plenty of National wealth! Thats what makes it so good and thats why it’s better than American football!!! A 300lb muscle man aint gonna be able to run for 90 minutes!!!
    Unless you have the love for the game though then you won’t ‘get it’ .
    Call it gay, call it what you want but it’ll always be there and it’ll always be a million times more popular than the US Football!!! Face facts Mother truckers!!!

  20. Damnation

    Of course the Yanks playing American football are good athletes! So are the Wrestlers! I suppose thats real too?
    I think it all comes down to the passion for the game. I’ve seen American football on tv and it seems like the crowd are just chomping on their hotdogs with some cheering and clapping now and again. Propper football the crowd is so passionate, singing songs together and Primal Screaming their way through each match!
    About calling soccer a third world sport! Yes it is, Yes in a town where theres no footwear, hardly any food people are coming together with a rolled up ball made from anything and trying to score between two jumpers for goal posts! It is also a sport for the riches’ with countries with plenty of National wealth! Thats what makes it so good and thats why it’s better than American football!!! A 300lb muscle man aint gonna be able to run for 90 minutes!!!
    Unless you have the love for the game though then you won’t ‘get it’ .
    Call it gay, call it what you want but it’ll always be there and it’ll always be a million times more popular than the US Football!!! Face facts Mother truckers!!!

  21. Damnation

    Of course the Yanks playing American football are good athletes! So are the Wrestlers! I suppose thats real too?
    I think it all comes down to the passion for the game. I’ve seen American football on tv and it seems like the crowd are just chomping on their hotdogs with some cheering and clapping now and again. Propper football the crowd is so passionate, singing songs together and Primal Screaming their way through each match!
    About calling soccer a third world sport! Yes it is, Yes in a town where theres no footwear, hardly any food people are coming together with a rolled up ball made from anything and trying to score between two jumpers for goal posts! It is also a sport for the riches’ with countries with plenty of National wealth! Thats what makes it so good and thats why it’s better than American football!!! A 300lb muscle man aint gonna be able to run for 90 minutes!!!
    Unless you have the love for the game though then you won’t ‘get it’ .
    Call it gay, call it what you want but it’ll always be there and it’ll always be a million times more popular than the US Football!!! Face facts Mother truckers!!!

  22. Damnation

    Of course the Yanks playing American football are good athletes! So are the Wrestlers! I suppose thats real too?
    I think it all comes down to the passion for the game. I’ve seen American football on tv and it seems like the crowd are just chomping on their hotdogs with some cheering and clapping now and again. Propper football the crowd is so passionate, singing songs together and Primal Screaming their way through each match!
    About calling soccer a third world sport! Yes it is, Yes in a town where theres no footwear, hardly any food people are coming together with a rolled up ball made from anything and trying to score between two jumpers for goal posts! It is also a sport for the riches’ with countries with plenty of National wealth! Thats what makes it so good and thats why it’s better than American football!!! A 300lb muscle man aint gonna be able to run for 90 minutes!!!
    Unless you have the love for the game though then you won’t ‘get it’ .
    Call it gay, call it what you want but it’ll always be there and it’ll always be a million times more popular than the US Football!!! Face facts Mother truckers!!!

  23. Damnation

    Of course the Yanks playing American football are good athletes! So are the Wrestlers! I suppose thats real too?
    I think it all comes down to the passion for the game. I’ve seen American football on tv and it seems like the crowd are just chomping on their hotdogs with some cheering and clapping now and again. Propper football the crowd is so passionate, singing songs together and Primal Screaming their way through each match!
    About calling soccer a third world sport! Yes it is, Yes in a town where theres no footwear, hardly any food people are coming together with a rolled up ball made from anything and trying to score between two jumpers for goal posts! It is also a sport for the riches’ with countries with plenty of National wealth! Thats what makes it so good and thats why it’s better than American football!!! A 300lb muscle man aint gonna be able to run for 90 minutes!!!
    Unless you have the love for the game though then you won’t ‘get it’ .
    Call it gay, call it what you want but it’ll always be there and it’ll always be a million times more popular than the US Football!!! Face facts Mother truckers!!!

  24. Damnation

    Of course the Yanks playing American football are good athletes! So are the Wrestlers! I suppose thats real too?
    I think it all comes down to the passion for the game. I’ve seen American football on tv and it seems like the crowd are just chomping on their hotdogs with some cheering and clapping now and again. Propper football the crowd is so passionate, singing songs together and Primal Screaming their way through each match!
    About calling soccer a third world sport! Yes it is, Yes in a town where theres no footwear, hardly any food people are coming together with a rolled up ball made from anything and trying to score between two jumpers for goal posts! It is also a sport for the riches’ with countries with plenty of National wealth! Thats what makes it so good and thats why it’s better than American football!!! A 300lb muscle man aint gonna be able to run for 90 minutes!!!
    Unless you have the love for the game though then you won’t ‘get it’ .
    Call it gay, call it what you want but it’ll always be there and it’ll always be a million times more popular than the US Football!!! Face facts Mother truckers!!!

  25. Damnation

    hmm, seems the ‘post your comment’ button is fucked!!!

  26. Melimel

    At least she doesn’t have cheeto dust on all her clothes like the shouldn’t-be-celebrities we create in America.

  27. #75 – Did you have to be so horribly wrong six times in a row? In Afghanistan they play a lovely little polo type game that involves riders on horseback tossing a dead goat at one another… Difficult? Sure, but that doesn’t make it much of a sport either. If soccer involved some dead animals, we might be more inclined to stop calling you guys eurofarts.

  28. Jrz

    67–speak for yourself….and your own roly-poly, mouth-breathing fucking kids you’ve spawned.

    Getting in on that Superman vs. Mighty Mouse stuff up there…..I’d like to see a match up between the Steelers vs. Italy’s Azzurri. Any sport.

    and you might want to shut the fuck up….Great Britain’s clinical obesity rate has doubled in the last decade and Canada has obesity rates as high as 18% in some provinces alone, like Saskatchewan. Thats a lot of fucking fat people.

  29. Jammy

    I lover her in The Dark Crystal

  30. Damnation

    #77. Well it was first played with a pigs bladder!!! Also it’s obvious you’ve been watching Rambo!!! How many third world countries kids are gonna have access to a horse or goat? Prick!!!
    And don’t forget that the only reason you Yanks don’t run around with a dead animal is you’re too bust deep frying it!!!

  31. Does she really need a diamond that big?

  32. Does she really need a diamond that big?

  33. n0

    Anyone who complains about how Americans call it soccer is a moron.

    The word soccer was invented and used originally by the English.

  34. Damnation

    erm, I think nearly all the words you Yanks use were invented by the English!! The clues in the fuckin’ name mate!

  35. Kodos

    Buh-BYE!!

    Soccer sucks.

    Your wifey is an unfuckable stick.

  36. Cat

    OH, YEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!
    JUST HOPE WE DON’T GET MUCH NEWS OF THEM AFTER THIS!!!!!

  37. Cat

    OH, YEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! JUST HOPE WE DON’T GET MUCH NEWS OF THEM AFTER THIS!!!!!

  38. Cat

    #68 – You just killed me :))))))))

  39. n0

    Damnation – I’m not a ‘Yank’, I just hate the same old wrong arguments by idiots.

  40. thank god! cant stand that way too much money spendin biatch….

  41. If soccer involved some dead animals, we might be more inclined to stop calling you guys eurofarts.Propper football the crowd is so passionate, singing songs together and Primal Screaming their way through each match!

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